LARGA ESSE CELULAR | PARAFERNALHA DROP|THAT|PHONE|GADGETS PUT DOWN THAT PHONE | PARAPHERNALIA

No meu tempo os programas eram um pouco melhores. In|my|time|the|programs|were|a|little|better In my time, the programs were a bit better.

Sabe o que eu tô me lembrando aqui? Do you know|what|that|I|am|myself|remembering|here Do you know what I'm remembering here?

Quando eu conheci a sua avó. When|I|met|your|your|grandmother When I met your grandmother.

Ela era tão linda. She|was|so|beautiful She was so beautiful.

Ela trabalhava num escritório de contabilidade... Você tá prestando atenção, Lucas? She|worked|in a|office|of|accounting|You|are|paying|attention|Lucas She worked in an accounting office... Are you paying attention, Lucas?

Oi? Tô prest... tô. Tava só vendo um negócio. Hi|I am|ready||was|just|looking at|a|thing Huh? I'm paying... I am. I was just looking at something.

Eu me lembro que o chefe da sua avó obrigou ela a trabalhar naquele final de semana... I|myself|remember|that|the|boss|of|your|grandmother|forced|her|to|work|that|weekend|of|week I remember that your grandmother's boss forced her to work that weekend...

e eu me lembro de ter ido lá, peguei a máquina de escrever dela e falei assim para ela: and|I|myself|remember|of|to have|gone|there|I took|the|typewriter|of|writing|her|and|I said|like this|to|her And I remember going there, I took her typewriter and said to her:

Você não vai trabalhar nesse final de semana! You|not|will|work|this|weekend|of|week You're not going to work this weekend!

Peguei a máquina, fui na janela e joguei lá no meio da rua. PÁ! I took|the|machine|I went|to the|window|and|I threw|there|in the|middle|of the|street|BAM I took the typewriter, went to the window and threw it out into the street. BAM!

Que isso? What|is this What is this?

- Sim. - Que coisa horrível. Yes|What|thing|horrible - Yes. - What a horrible thing.

- Larga este celular. - Desculpa, vou prestar atenção. Put down|this|phone|Sorry|I will|pay|attention - Put down this cell phone. - Sorry, I'll pay attention.

Naquela época eu era o maior seresteiro da cidade. At that|time|I|was|the|greatest|serenader|of the|city Back then I was the biggest serenader in the city.

Eu cantava, dançava, tocava... I|sang|danced|played I sang, danced, played...

- contava piada também! - Nossa senhora... told|joke|also|Our|lady - You also told jokes! - Oh my God...

- Meu Deus do céu. - Larga este celular. My|God|of|heaven|Put down|this|cellphone - My God in heaven. - Put down that phone.

Eu não tô no celular, eu tô lembrando das piadas ruins que você contava, pô. I|not|am|on|phone|I|am|remembering|of the|jokes|bad|that|you|used to tell|man I'm not on the phone, I'm remembering the bad jokes you used to tell, come on.

Imaginei você contando pra ela, que coisa horrível. I imagined|you|telling|to|her|what|thing|horrible I imagined you telling her, what a horrible thing.

Era ruim mas funcionava pra aquela época, né? It was|bad|but|worked|for|that|time|right It was bad but it worked for that time, right?

- Eu imagino. - Funcionava. I|imagine|worked - I can imagine. - It worked.

Dá pra você prestar atenção nessa porcaria dessa história? Can|to|you|pay|attention|to this|crap|of this|story Can you pay attention to this crappy story?

Eu só quero um momento assim, de avô e neto sem interrupções, poxa! I|only|want|one|moment|like this|of|grandfather|and|grandson|without|interruptions|come on I just want a moment like this, of grandfather and grandson without interruptions, come on!

Dá pra prestar atenção no que eu tô falando? Can|to|pay|attention|on|what|I|am|saying Can you pay attention to what I'm saying?

Eu vou ouvir, vou ouvir agora, desculpa. I|will|listen||||sorry I'm going to listen, I'm going to listen now, sorry.

Como eu ia dizendo, naquela época tudo era muito difícil. As|I|was|saying|at that|time|everything|was|very|difficult As I was saying, back then everything was very difficult.

Nós tivemos que romper muitas barreiras, desafiamos muita gente pra ficarmos juntos. We|had|to|break|many|barriers|challenged|many|people|to|stay|together We had to break many barriers, we challenged a lot of people to be together.

A gente teve que mudar de cidade porque a família da sua avó não aceitava a nossa união. We|informal pronoun for we|had|to|move|from|city|because|the|family|of the|your|grandmother|not|accepted|the|our|union We had to move to another city because your grandmother's family did not accept our union.

- Era tudo muito difícil. - Aí, galera! Was|everything|very|difficult|Hey|guys - It was all very difficult. - Hey, guys!

Meu avô falando um monte de merda, galera! Ó a carinha dele, galera! My|grandfather|talking|a|lot|of|crap|guys|Look|the|little face|his|guys My grandfather talking a lot of crap, guys! Look at his face, guys!

Ah, vai para porra, seu moleque! Ah|go|to|hell|your|kid Ah, go to hell, you little brat!

Come essa porra desse celular, vai cagar emoji, porra. Eat|this|damn|of this|phone|will|shit out|emoji|damn Eat this damn cell phone, go shit emoji, damn.

Caraca, cara... Wow|dude Wow, man...