TIK TOKER TIK TOKER TIK TOKER

Tomara, né? I hope|right I hope so, right?

-Não tinha nem que ter começado. -Porque é a merda das merdas. not|had|even|to|have|started|because|it is|the|shit|of the|shits -It shouldn't have even started. -Because it's the shit of shits.

Ih, olha ela aí! oh|look|her|there Oh, look at her there!

Olha ela aí! look|her|there Look at her there!

Só assim pra reunir nós quatro, né, gente? only|this way|to|gather|us|four|right|people This is the only way to gather the four of us, right, guys?

Pelo amor de Deus! for the|love|of|God For God's sake!

Ih, está animada ela, hein? oh|is|excited|she|huh Wow, she's excited, huh?

Sério, amiga? serious|friend Seriously, friend?

Mas você conseguiu falar com ela? but|you|managed|to talk|with|her But did you manage to talk to her?

Ah, não, entendi. ah|no|I understood Oh, I see.

Que bom, então, né? Pelo menos ficou tudo bem. Que bom. what|good|then|right|at least|least|it stayed|everything|well|what|good That's good, then, right? At least everything turned out fine. That's good.

Deu erro aqui. Eu não estou ouvindo essa música. it gave|error|here|I|not|am|listening to|this|song There was an error here. I'm not hearing this song.

-Eu também não estou ouvindo, não. -Tira do mute, Lelê! I|also|not|am|listening to|not|take off|from|mute|Lelê -I'm not hearing it either. -Unmute it, Lelê!

Gente, há quanto tempo vocês não falam com a Lelê? people|there is|how much|time|you all|not|talk|with|the|Lelê Guys, how long has it been since you last talked to Lelê?

Ela virou TikToker, agora só se comunica assim. she|became|TikToker|now|only|herself|communicates|like this She became a TikToker, now she only communicates like this.

Ah, TikTok, esse app. ah|TikTok|this|app Ah, TikTok, this app.

Gente, eu tentei entrar nisso e não entendi nada. people|I|tried|to enter|into this|and|not|understood|anything Guys, I tried to get into this and didn't understand anything.

Ah, é. É uma linguagem totalmente diferente ah|it is||a|language|totally|different Oh, right. It's a completely different language

que você vai pegando com o tempo, mas pega. that|you|will|picking up|with|the|time|but|you get it that you pick up over time, but you do get it.

Mas espera aí, gente, eu não estou entendendo. but|wait|there|people|I|not|am|understanding But wait a minute, guys, I don't understand.

Ela está falando... O que ela está falando agora? she|is|talking|what|that|she|is|talking|now She is talking... What is she talking about now?

Ai, eu vou ter que ficar traduzindo pra vocês, né? oh|I|will|have|to|keep|translating|for|you|right Oh, I'm going to have to keep translating for you, right?

Ela está dizendo que chegou atrasada no call she|is|saying|that|arrived|late|to the|call She is saying that she arrived late to the call.

porque ela estava botando comida pro gato da vizinha because|she|was|putting|food|for the|cat|of the|neighbor because she was putting food out for the neighbor's cat

que está internada com Covid. who|is|hospitalized|with|Covid who is hospitalized with Covid.

Agora ela disse que sente muito pela sua avó, Gabi. now|she|said|that|feels|very|for the|your|grandmother|Gabi Now she said she is very sorry for your grandmother, Gabi.

Eu também. Meus sentimentos. I|also|my|condolences Me too. My condolences.

Obrigada, amiga. Obrigada, viu. thank you|friend|thank you|you see Thank you, friend. Thank you, you know.

Mas vamos tentar conversar normal? but|let's|try|to talk|normally But can we try to talk normally?

Vamos ter um momento de normalidade aqui? Hein? let's|have|a|moment|of|normality|here|right Are we going to have a moment of normalcy here? Huh?

Vamos lá? let's|go Shall we?

Também acho, Lelê. also|I think|Lelê I think so too, Lelê.

Eu também acho. Ela está dizendo I|also|I think|she|is|saying I think so too. She is saying

que vocês têm que se adaptar ao novo normal, né? that|you all|have|to|yourselves|adapt|to the|new|normal|right that you all have to adapt to the new normal, right?

O mundo mudou e agora é isso. the|world|changed|and|now|is|this The world has changed and now it is this.

Gente, qual é a boa da quarentena, hein? people|what|is|the|good|of the|quarantine|huh Guys, what's the good thing about quarantine, huh?

É o quê? É faxina? É siririca? O que mais que tem? is|the|what|is|cleaning|is|masturbation|what|that|more|that|is there What is it? Is it cleaning? Is it self-pleasure? What else is there?

Eu tenho feito só isso mesmo, tá? Está aqui em casa pra ver? I|have|done|only|this|really|okay|is|here|in|house|to|see I've only been doing that, okay? Is it here at home to see?

Quê? Olha ali a Lelê. Vai olhar a Lelê ali. what|look|there|the|Lelê|go|look|the|Lelê|there What? Look over there at Lelê. Go look at Lelê over there.

Lelê? Eu não estou entendendo... Lelê|I|not|am|understanding Lelê? I don't understand...

Ô, gente, ela está dizendo oh|people|she|is|saying Oh, guys, she's saying

que ela tem postado muito no TikTok. that|she|has|posted|a lot|on|TikTok that she has been posting a lot on TikTok.

Ah, eu entendi isso. Eu achei que era. ah|I|understood|that|I|thought|that|it was Ah, I understood that. I thought it was.

Aí, está vendo? Está vendo, Gabi? there|is|seeing|is|seeing|Gabi There, do you see? Do you see, Gabi?

É só se esforçar um pouquinho. it is|just|oneself|to try|a|little You just have to put in a little effort.

Já está pegando, isso aí. already|is|getting|that|there You're already getting it, that's it.

É, mas... it is|but Yeah, but...

Gente, deixa eu... Eu vou ser chata agora, people|let|I||I will|to be|annoying|now Guys, let me... I'm going to be annoying now,

mas eu acho que o Brasil nessa situação, but|I|I think|that|the|Brazil|in this|situation but I think Brazil is in this situation,

e você fica fazendo dancinha no TikTok, Lelê, and|you|you keep|doing|little dance|on|TikTok|Lelê and you're doing a little dance on TikTok, Lelê,

eu acho um pouco demais. Desculpa. I|I think|a|little|too much|sorry I think it's a bit too much. Sorry.

Que isso? Está falando assim da Lelê? what|this|is|talking|like this|about the|Lelê What is this? Are you talking about Lelê like that?

Que a gente conhece... Olha lá. that|we|people|know|look|there That we know... Look there.

Está dizendo agora is|saying|now Is saying now

que ela está sim preocupada com a tensão that|she|is|indeed|worried|with|the|tension that she is indeed worried about the tension

entre o Bolsonaro e o Supremo between|the|Bolsonaro|and|the|Supreme Court between Bolsonaro and the Supreme

e acredita que a degradação da paisagem institucional brasileira and|believes|that|the|degradation|of the|landscape|institutional|Brazilian and believes that the degradation of the Brazilian institutional landscape

só pode ser combatida com instauração de processo only|can|be|fought|with|establishment|of|process can only be fought with the establishment of a process

por crime de responsabilidade, for|crime|of|responsibility for crimes of responsibility,

visando evitar o caos social e minimizar o impacto da pandemia aiming|to avoid|the|chaos|social|and|to minimize|the|impact|of the|pandemic aiming to avoid social chaos and minimize the impact of the pandemic

nas condições de vida da população e na economia. in the|conditions|of|life|of the|population|and|in the|economy on the living conditions of the population and on the economy.

TikToker politizada, meu bem. TikToker|politicized|my|dear Politicized TikToker, my dear.

Eu concordo. I|agree I agree.

Eu já peguei teu tele... I|already|have taken|your|phone I already got your phone...

Eu já peguei o teu sobrenome, Judith. I|already|have taken|the|your|last name|Judith I already got your last name, Judith.

Eu vou fazer a reclamação... I|will|make|the|complaint I will make the complaint...

Eu vou... I|will I will...

Judith. Judith Judith.

Judith. Judith Judith.

Não fode comigo, Judith. not|fuck|with me|Judith Don't mess with me, Judith.

Você escolheu Deus? you|chose|God Did you choose God?

Deixa eu ver aqui. Judith... let|I|see|here|Judith Let me see here. Judith...

Catholic? Catholic Catholic?

Errou. you erred Wrong.

Errou feio, errou feio, errou rude. you erred|badly|you erred|badly|you erred|harshly Wrong badly, wrong badly, wrong rude.

Eu vou esmerilhar a chapeleta de geral I|will go|to grind|the|small plate|of|general I will grind the general plate

pra limpar a bagunça, |to clean|the|mess to clean up the mess,

e no dia seguinte eu vou acordar puída, and|on the|day|following|I|will go|to wake up|worn out and the next day I will wake up worn out,

assada, burned chafed,

que nem um fantoche velho. that|not even|a|puppet|old like an old puppet.

É isso que eu quero, Mário Alberto. it is|this|that|I|want|Mário|Alberto That's what I want, Mário Alberto.

Tu gosta de rola? Rola, meu amor. Rola. you|like|of|dick|roll|my|love|roll Do you like to roll? Roll, my love. Roll.

Rola. Rola. roll|roll Roll. Roll.

Rola, não tem muito mistério. it rolls|not|has|much|mystery It rolls, there's not much mystery.

Rola que você bate assim no rosto, esfrega tudo na cara depois. it rolls|that|you|hit|like this|on the|face|rub|everything|on the|face|later It rolls that you hit like this on the face, rub everything on the face afterwards.

Rola, rola. A senhora não quer uma rola? it rolls|it rolls|the|madam|not|want|a|roll It rolls, it rolls. Don't you want a roll?

Com cabeça forte, pra você beijar a cabeça, with|head|strong|for|you|to kiss|the|head With a strong head, for you to kiss the head,

beijar o saco... to kiss|the|sack kiss the sack...