FELICIDADE NA PANDEMIA | EMBRULHA PRA VIAGEM happiness|in the|pandemic|wraps|for the|trip HAPPINESS IN THE PANDEMIC | WRAPPED FOR THE TRIP

-Oi, Jorge. Tudo bem? -Roberto! Quanto tempo, cara! hi|Jorge|all|good|Roberto|how long|time|dude -Hi, Jorge. How are you? -Roberto! It's been a while, man!

Desde a primeira semana de quarentena, né? since|the|first|week|of|quarantine|right Since the first week of quarantine, right?

Isso! Você me demitiu. that|you|me|fired That's right! You fired me.

Eu queria trabalhar com máscara, você falou que era frescura. I|wanted|to work|with|mask|you|said|that|was|nonsense I wanted to work with a mask, you said it was nonsense.

Bom, eu queria pedir desculpas. well|I|wanted|to ask|apologies Well, I wanted to apologize.

Por ter me demitido, me xingado, ou por ter desviado meu acerto? for|having|myself|fired|myself|insulted|or|for|having|diverted|my|settlement For firing me, cursing at me, or for diverting my settlement?

Por tudo isso. for|everything|that For all of that.

Eu queria também pedir desculpas por eu ter... I|wanted|also|to ask|apologies|for|I|to have I also wanted to apologize for having...

Por ter assediado minha esposa for|to have|harassed|my|wife For having harassed my wife

ou pela minha comissão que você nunca depositou? or|for the|my|commission|that|you|never|deposited or for my commission that you never deposited?

Jorge, a gente faz muita merda na vida, né? Jorge|we|people|do|a lot of|shit|in the|life|right Jorge, we do a lot of crap in life, right?

E nessa quarentena eu parei pra refletir um pouco... and|in this|quarantine|I|I stopped|to|reflect|a|little And in this quarantine, I stopped to reflect a little...

-Você tá mal, é? -Eu não vou mentir pra você. you|are|bad|is|I|not|I will|lie|to|you -Are you feeling bad? -I'm not going to lie to you.

A minha esposa foi embora de casa, the|my|wife|she left|away|from|home My wife left the house,

levou meus filhos. she took|my|children took my children.

Eu tinha feito uma aplicação de risco na bolsa, I|had|made|an|investment|of|risk|in the|stock market I had made a risky investment in the stock market,

com a pandemia, ela despencou. with|the|pandemic|it|plummeted with the pandemic, it plummeted.

Não consegui vender mais nada. E, pra completar... not|I managed|to sell|more|anything|and|to|to complete I couldn't sell anything anymore. And to top it off...

Ontem eu acabei sendo demitido. yesterday|I|I ended up|being|fired Yesterday I ended up getting fired.

-Nossa, cara. -Aí eu fiquei pensando, wow|dude|then|I|stayed|thinking -Wow, man. -Then I started thinking,

se eu que fui demitido ontem tô nesse desespero, if|I|that|was|fired|yesterday|I am|in this|despair if I'm the one who got fired yesterday and I'm in this despair,

imagina o Jorge, imagine|the|Jorge imagine Jorge,

que tá aí sem emprego desde o começo da pandemia? who|is|there|without|job|since|the|beginning|of the|pandemic who has been unemployed since the beginning of the pandemic?

Para com isso. Eu ia até te ligar. stop|with|that|I|was going|even|to you|to call Stop it. I was even going to call you.

Cara, eu tenho muito que te agradecer. dude|I|have|much|to|to you|to thank Man, I have a lot to thank you for.

Essa demissão na primeira semana de quarentena this|dismissal|in the|first|week|of|quarantine That dismissal in the first week of quarantine

foi a melhor coisa que aconteceu na minha vida. was|the|best|thing|that|happened|in the|my|life was the best thing that happened in my life.

Como assim? how|like this What do you mean?

E o fato de você ter assediado minha esposa and|the|fact|of|you|to have|harassed|my|wife And the fact that you harassed my wife

ajudou em muito no nosso relacionamento. helped|in|a lot|in the|our|relationship really helped our relationship.

Ela tava com nojo de você she|was|with|disgust|of|you She was disgusted by you.

e aí ela começou a se reaproximar de mim. and|then|she|started|to|herself|to get closer again|to|me and then she started to get closer to me.

E o fato de eu estar muito tempo dentro de casa and|the|fact|of|I|to be|a lot|time|inside|of|house And the fact that I was spending a lot of time at home

A gente começou a ficar mais junto. the|we|started|to|to stay|more|together We started to be together more.

O tesão começou a aumentar. the|desire|started|to|to increase The desire started to increase.

Eu sei que hoje a gente espera a criançada dormir, I|know|that|today|the|we|wait|the|kids|to sleep I know that today we wait for the kids to sleep,

a gente se tranca no quarto, chicotinho, médico e enfermeira. the|we|ourselves|lock|in the|room|little whip|doctor|and|nurse we lock ourselves in the room, with a little whip, doctor and nurse.

Tô me sentindo um adolescente. I am|myself|feeling|a|teenager I’m feeling like a teenager.

Que bom né que vocês estão bem. how|good|right|that|you all|are|well How nice that you all are doing well.

Agora é mais a questão da grana aí. now|it is|more|the|question|of the|money|there Now it's more about the money there.

De grana, então, nem se fala! of|money|then|not even|reflexive pronoun|one speaks When it comes to money, then, there's no discussion!

Como a gente reacendeu aí a chama da relação how|the|we|reignited|there|the|flame|of the|relationship How we reignited the flame of the relationship there

e encontrou um equilíbrio com as crianças aí, and|found|a|balance|with|the|children|there and found a balance with the kids there,

a gente começou a fazer várias lives the|people|we started|to|to do|several|live streams we started doing several live streams

de como reatar o sexo esquecido no casamento about|how|to rekindle|the|sex|forgotten|in the|marriage on how to rekindle forgotten sex in marriage

e alcançar a harmonia familiar. and|to achieve|the|harmony|family and achieve family harmony.

Cara, a gente tá bombando! Fora os cursos! dude|the|people|is|booming|besides|the|courses Man, we are booming! Not to mention the courses!

Eu tô com a agenda lotada até o fim do ano, dá pra acreditar? I|am|with|the|schedule|full|until|the|end|of the|year|it gives|to|believe I'm booked solid until the end of the year, can you believe it?

Olha, Jorge, que bom. É um problema a menos. look|Jorge|how|good|it is|a|problem|a|less Look, Jorge, that's great. It's one less problem.

Você lembra minha filha pequena que comia cola e urinava na cama you|remember|my|daughter|small|that|ate|glue|and|urinated|in the|bed Do you remember my little daughter who ate glue and wet the bed

por causa da ausência dos pais? Acabou o trauma! ||||||it ended|the|trauma because of the absence of her parents? The trauma is over!

Inclusive ela tá com canal no YouTube. even|she|is|with|channel|on|YouTube She even has a YouTube channel.

"A Felicidade no Corona" Eu sou o câmera! the|happiness|in|Corona|I|am|the|camera operator "Happiness in Corona" I'm the cameraman!

Ela tem três milhões de seguidores! she|has|three|million|of|followers She has three million followers!

Pô, pra quem tem dez anos tá ótimo, né? come on|for|who|has|ten|years|is|great|right Well, for someone who's ten years old, that's great, right?

Eu posso dizer que sou feliz sem sair de casa. I|can|say|that|am|happy|without|leaving|from|home I can say that I am happy without leaving home.

Na verdade a gente só saiu In the|truth|we|people|only|left In fact, we only went out

porque mudou da kitnet pra uma casa maior. because|moved|from the|studio|to a||house|bigger because we moved from a studio apartment to a bigger house.

De resto, tá ótimo! Of|rest|is|great Other than that, everything is great!

Que legal, né? that|cool|right How cool, right?

E pra melhorar, pessoal aqui do condomínio tá pegando corona, and|to|improve|people|here|from the|condominium|is|catching|corona And to make things worse, people here in the condominium are getting corona,

ficando hospitalizados, aquela coisa toda. becoming|hospitalized|that|thing|all ending up hospitalized, that whole thing.

Nós aqui de casa todos fizemos o teste we|here|from|home|all|we did|the|test We all at home took the test.

e atestamos positivo sem nenhum sintoma! and|we tested|positive|without|any|symptom and we tested positive without any symptoms!

Ou seja, todo mundo aqui é assintomático! or|rather|all|world|here|is|asymptomatic In other words, everyone here is asymptomatic!

Jorge, eu arrisco dizer então Jorge|I|I dare|to say|then Jorge, I dare say then

que pra você essa demissão foi uma benção. that|for|you|this|dismissal|was|a|blessing that for you this dismissal was a blessing.

Pois é. Vai te fazer bem também, cara. well|it is|you will go|yourself|to make|good|also|dude Well, it will do you good too, man.

Escuta, você tá no primeiro dia de demissão, né? listen|you|are|in the|first|day|of|dismissal|right Listen, you're on your first day of being fired, right?

Já sentiu alguma diferença? Já ligou pra tua mulher? already|you felt|any|difference|already|you called|to|your|wife Have you felt any difference? Have you called your wife yet?

Hoje eu ia até procurar ela, today|I|was going|even|to look for|her Today I was even going to look for her,

mas eu entrei na rede social, but|I|entered|in the|network|social but I logged into the social network,

acabei vendo que ela tá saindo com meu chefe, meu ex-chefe. I ended up|seeing|that|she|is|dating|with|my|boss|my|| I ended up seeing that she is dating my boss, my ex-boss.

Nossa, ele assediou ela também? wow|he|harassed|her|also Wow, did he harass her too?

Não, no caso foi por uma opção dela, mesmo. no|in the|case|it was|for|an|choice|her|really No, in this case, it was her choice, really.

Acontece, cara. E você, tá bem? it happens|dude|and|you|are|good It happens, man. And you, are you okay?

Eu tô ótimo, tô. I|am|great|am I'm great, I am.

O importante é que você tá aqui, vivo. the|important|is|that|you|are|here|alive The important thing is that you are here, alive.

Você não gostava muito de usar máscara, you|not|liked|much|to|to wear|mask You didn't really like wearing a mask,

agora você vai pra dentro do apartamento, now|you|will go|to|inside|of the|apartment now you are going inside the apartment,

vai ficar trancadinho. will|stay|locked up you will be locked up.

Vai zelar pela sua saúde, que pelo menos ela tá legal, né? will|take care|for the|your|health|that|at least|least|it|is|good|right You will take care of your health, at least it's good, right?

Saúde tá ótima. health|is|great Health is great.

É uma febrezinha ou outra que tá demorando pra ir, it is|a|little fever|or|another|that|is|taking time|to|go It's just a little fever that's taking a while to go away,

e uma tosse, mas de resto... and|a|cough|but|of|rest and a cough, but other than that...

Eu queria aproveitar que a gente tá aqui. I|wanted|to take advantage|that|the|people|is|here I wanted to take advantage of the fact that we're here.

Jorge, você não tá precisando de ninguém Jorge|you|not|are|needing|of|anyone Jorge, you don't need anyone.

pra vender suas palestras, não? to|sell|your|lectures|not to sell your lectures, right?