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Hello papa. Hello|dad Hello dad.

Bonjour Julie, bonjour Arthur. Hello|Julie|hello|Arthur Hello Julie, hello Arthur.

Oulah, pourquoi tu parles comme ça ? T'as fait une connerie ou quoi ? Wow|why|you|you speak|like|that|You have|done|a|mistake|or|what Whoa, why are you talking like that? Did you do something wrong or what?

Non au contraire, j'ai réalisé un exploit aujourd'hui. No|on|contrary|I have|achieved|a|feat|today No, on the contrary, I achieved a feat today.

Je suis ce qu'on peut appeler... I|I am|that|that we|we can|to call I am what one might call...

... un héros. a|hero ... a hero.

Allez, c'est reparti, papa se croit dans un film ! Come on|it's|started again|dad|himself|he thinks|in|a|movie Come on, here we go again, daddy thinks he's in a movie!

Laisse-moi deviner. ||to guess Let me guess.

T'as réussi à payer notre pension dans les temps pour la 1ère fois. You have|succeeded|to|to pay|our|rent|in|the|time|for|the|1st|time You managed to pay our rent on time for the first time.

Ah ah, ça serait un film de science-fiction ça ! ||that|it would be|a|movie|of||| Ha ha, that would be a science fiction movie!

Je préfère rester modeste mais... C'est un acte extraordinaire ! I|I prefer|to stay|modest|but|It's|a|act|extraordinary I prefer to stay modest but... It's an extraordinary act!

Ça veut dire quoi "rester modeste" ? It|it means|to say|what|to stay|modest What does "stay humble" mean?

Bah dans la bouche de papa apparemment, ça veut dire "avoir le melon". Well|in|the|mouth|of|dad|apparently|it|it means|to say|to have|the|ego Well, in dad's mouth apparently, it means "to be full of oneself."

Ah bah il est super modeste alors ! Oh|well|he|he is|super|modest|then Oh well, he's super humble then!

Non. J'ai sauvé la vie de qqn mes loulous. J'ai sauvé la vie de qqn... No|I have|saved|the|life|of|someone|my|darlings|I have|saved|the|life|of|someone No. I saved someone's life, my darlings. I saved someone's life...

Sérieux ? Vas-y, raconte-nous tout ça ! Seriously|||||all|that Seriously? Go on, tell us all about it!

Ah ouais, je sens que tu vas refaire notre journée là ! Oh|yeah|I|I feel|that|you|you are going to|to make again|our|day|there Oh yeah, I can tell you're going to make our day with this!

Attends, je vais chercher des pop-corns. Wait|I|I am going to|to get|some|| Wait, I'm going to get some popcorn.

J'étais donc à la maison en train de regarder un documentaire sur Arte. I was|so|at|the|home|while|in the process|of|watching|a|documentary|on|Arte So I was at home watching a documentary on Arte.

Un documentaire sur quoi ? A|documentary|about|what A documentary about what?

"Le truc qui ferait chavirer un chameau quoi !" The|thing|that|it would make|to capsize|a|camel|what "The thing that would tip over a camel, you know!"

Euh... un reportage sur l'évolution de la langue française, voilà ! Uh|a|report|on|the evolution|of|the|language|French|there it is Uh... a report on the evolution of the French language, that's it!

Quand tout à coup, j'ai reçu un message de la plus haute importance. When|all|at|once|I have|received|a|message|of|the|most|high|importance When suddenly, I received a message of the utmost importance.

Oh oui... Oh|yes Oh yes...

Et c'était un message de qui ? And|it was|a|message|from|whom And it was a message from whom?

Euh... de mamie ! Voilà, elle voulait que j'aille chez elle. Um|from|grandma|There|she|she wanted|that|I go|to|her Uh... from grandma! There, she wanted me to go to her place.

Pourquoi mamie elle voulait que t'ailles chez elle ? Why|grandma|she|she wanted|that|you go|to|her Why did grandma want you to go to her place?

Non mais ça c'est pas important. No|but|that|it's|not|important No, but that's not important.

T'as pas dit justement que c'était de la plus "haute importance" ? You have|not|said|just|that|it was|of|the|most|high|importance Didn't you just say it was of the "utmost importance"?

Oui bah elle faisait un petit... euh... AVC. Voilà, donc je suis sorti de la maison... Yes|well|she|she was having|a|small|uh|stroke|So|so|I|I am|left|from|the|house Yeah, well she had a little... uh... stroke. So I left the house...

Un Accident Vasculaire Cérébral ? Sérieux ?! A|Accident|Vascular|Cerebral|Serious A Stroke? Seriously?!

Ah tu connais ce mot... Ah|you|you know|that|word Oh, you know that word...

Non je voulais dire un... AIT, voilà. No|I|I wanted|to say|a|AIT|there No, I meant a... TIA, there you go.

Un Accident Ischémique Transitoire ? A|Accident|Ischemic|Transient A Transient Ischemic Attack?

- Quoi, ça existe ? - Bah oui, hein ! What|it|it exists|Well|yes|right - What, does that exist? - Well, yes, it does!

Mais comment tu connais ça toi ? But|how|you|you know|that|you But how do you know that?

Bah on est fan de Grey's Anatomy ! Well|we|we are|fans|of|Grey's|Anatomy Well, we are fans of Grey's Anatomy!

Donc du coup, elle va comment mamie ? So|of|that|she|she is|how|grandma So, how is grandma doing?

Bon ok, j'écrivais à une ex ! Voilà. Allez-y, moquez-vous de moi. Okay|okay|I was writing|to|a|ex|There|||||of|me Okay fine, I was writing to an ex! There you go. Go ahead, make fun of me.

Ah oui, ah ça la vache c'est de très-très haute importance, hein ! Ah|yes|ah|that|the|cow|it's|of|||high|importance|right Oh yes, oh that's really really important, huh!

Toi t'as vraiment la dalle en ce moment. You|you have|really|the|hunger|in|this|moment You are really hungry right now.

Non mais oh, on parle pas comme ça à son père ! No|but|oh|we|we speak|not|like|that|to|his|father No but hey, you don't talk to your father like that!

Ah oui, t'as un bon appétit relationnel en ce moment. Ah|yes|you have|a|good|appetite|relational|in|this|moment Oh yes, you have a good relational appetite right now.

Voilà, je préfère. Here it is|I|I prefer There you go, I prefer.

Bref, je suis sorti de la maison. In short|I|I am|gone out|from|the|house Anyway, I left the house.

Et là j'ai tout de suite repéré, de loin, une personne qui n'allait pas bien. And|there|I have|all|of|immediately|spotted|from|afar|a|person|who|was not going|not|well And there I immediately spotted, from afar, a person who was not doing well.

Je lui ai donc demandé, avec courtoisie, comment il se sentait. I|to him|I have|so|asked|with|courtesy|how|he|himself|he was feeling So I politely asked him how he was feeling.

Oh, la Belle au bois dormant. Oh|the|Beauty|in the|woods|sleeping Oh, Sleeping Beauty.

Barre-toi ! Get lost!

- Et il t'a répondu quoi ? - Rien... And|he|he told you|answered|what|Nothing - And what did he reply? - Nothing...

Car il faisait une crise cardiaque. Because|he|he was having|a|crisis|cardiac Because he was having a heart attack.

Ah ouais ? Et comment t'as su que c'était ça ? Oh|yeah|And|how|you have|known|that|it was|that Oh really? And how did you know it was that?

Je l'ai tout de suite deviné. I|it I have|all|of|immediately|guessed I guessed it right away.

Ah une crise cardiaque... C'est possible ça ? Oh|a|crisis|cardiac|It's|possible|that Oh a heart attack... Is that possible?

T'as fait quoi du coup ? T'as vérifié son pouls ? you have|done|what|of the|result|you have|checked|his|pulse What did you do then? Did you check his pulse?

Exactement. Exactly Exactly.

Ah ouais, t'as quand même fait ça... Oh|yeah|you have|when|even|done|that Oh yeah, you still did that...

... alors que tu veux pas approcher les gens depuis le Corona ? so|that|you|you want|not|to approach|the|people|since|the|Corona ... even though you don't want to get close to people since Corona?

Tu sais dans ce genre de situation, on ne réfléchit pas, non... on agit ! You|you know|in|this|kind|of|situation|we|not|we think|not|no|we|we act You know in this kind of situation, we don't think, do we... we act!

Oh monsieur... Oh|sir Oh sir...

Vous êtes mort ou... ? You|you are|dead|or Are you dead or...?

Et ça donnait quoi son pouls ? And|it|it was giving|what|his|pulse And what was his pulse like?

Et bien je détectais pas de... vibration. And|well|I|I was detecting|not|any|vibration Well, I wasn't detecting any... vibration.

Donc je suis passé à l'action. So|I|I am|passed|to|the action So I took action.

Non... Tu lui as fait du bouche-à-bouche ? No|You|to him|you have|done|some||| No... Did you give him mouth-to-mouth?

Bingo ! Bingo Bingo!

Vache, ça sentirait pas le Pastis ça ? Wow|it|it would smell|not|the|Pastis|that Wow, doesn't that smell like Pastis?

Hey tu te serais pas fait plaisir ce midi mon Cochonou là ? Hey|you|yourself|you would be|not|done|pleasure|this|noon|my|Cochonou| Hey, you didn't treat yourself this afternoon, my little Cochonou?

Et j'enchainais évidemment avec l'autre mouvement là, le... euh... And|I was chaining|obviously|with|the other|movement|there|the|uh And I was obviously following up with the other move there, the... uh...

Massage cardiaque ? Massage|cardiac Cardiac massage?

Oui, voilà. Yes|there Yes, that's it.

En fait je vérifais si t'étais réellement fan de Grey's A-Cha-Ma... In|fact|I|I was checking|if|you were|really|fan|of|Grey's||| In fact, I was checking if you were really a fan of Grey's A-Cha-Ma...

Ah bah voilà, un petit tuto. Parfait. Ah|well|here it is|a|small|tutorial|Perfect Ah there we go, a little tutorial. Perfect.

(Venez découvrir nos chaussons "lampe-torche"). Come|to discover|our|slippers|| (Come discover our "flashlight slippers").

P'tain ils font chier avec leur pub là, on n'a pas le temps hein ! Damn|they|they make|to annoy|with|their|ad|there|we|we have|not|the|time|right Damn, they're annoying with their ads, we don't have time, huh!

Tout ça pour des chaussons en plus. All|that|for|some|slippers|in|more All that for some extra slippers.

(Plus aucun risque de cogner vos pieds en pleine nuit). No more|any|risk|of|to bump|your|feet|in|full|night (No more risk of banging your feet in the middle of the night).

Quoique, c'est pas con ça. C'est vrai que ça m'arrive souvent. Although|it's|not|stupid|that|It's|true|that|it|it happens|often Although, that's not a bad idea. It does happen to me often.

Et vous savez dans ces cas-là, chaque seconde compte. Oh oui. And|you|you know|in|those|||every|second|counts|Oh|yes And you know, in those cases, every second counts. Oh yes.

Tiens, c'est marrant ça. Je t'entendais souvent dire ça à Maman avant. Here|it's|funny|that|I|I heard you|often|to say|that|to|Mom|before Hey, that's funny. I used to hear you say that to Mom all the time.

72, 80, voilà. there 72, 80, there you go.

Livré dans 12 jours ?! Non mais sérieux ! Delivered|in|days|No|but|seriously Delivered in 12 days?! Seriously!

Ils pensent qu'on a que ça à faire d'attendre tous les deux ! They|they think|that we|we have|only|that|to|to do|to wait|both|the|two Do they think we have nothing better to do than wait for both of us!

(Vous allez donc placer vos mains à cet endroit). You|you will go|so|to place|your|hands|at|this|place (So you will place your hands in this spot).

(Et là c'est parti, on met des petits coups de pression). And|there|it's|started|we|we put|some|small|blows|of|pressure (And here we go, we apply some gentle pressure).

(Et pour pouvoir garder le même rythme quand vous massez...) And|to|to be able|to keep|the|same|rhythm|when|you|you massage (And to maintain the same rhythm while you massage...)

(... je vous invite à écouter de la musique). I|you|I invite|to|to listen|of|the|music

Oh non, pas celle-là. Oh|no|not|| Oh no, not that one.

Celle-là non plus. ||not|anymore Not that one either.

Ah, ça ok. Ça je kiffe ! Ah|that|okay|That|I|I love Ah, that's okay. I love that!

Et écouter de la musique, ça marche ? And|to listen|to|the|music|that|it works And listening to music, does that work?

Et bah... And|well Well...

Plus ou moins. More|or|less More or less.

Chéri, viens voir. Darling|come|see Honey, come here.

Quoi, keskia ? What|what's that What, what's up?

Regarde, c'est notre voisin taré. Je crois qu'il vient de buter qqn... Look|it's|our|neighbor|crazy|I|I believe|that he|he comes|to|to kill|someone Look, it's our crazy neighbor. I think he just killed someone...

... et il danse autour de lui pour fêter ça. and|he|he dances|around|of|him|to|to celebrate|that ... and he's dancing around him to celebrate.

Tu vois, je t'avais dit que c'est lui qui a volé notre tondeuse, tu me croyais pas ! You|you see|I|I had told you|said|that|it's|him|who|he has|stolen|our|lawnmower|you|to me|you believed|not You see, I told you it was him who stole our lawnmower, you didn't believe me!

Mais c'est quoi le rapport ? But|it's|what|the|connection But what's the connection?

Ah au fait, tu nous as pas dit mais je pense que t'avais appelé les urgences non ? Ah|at|fact|you|us|you have|not|said|but|I|I think|that|you had|called|the|emergency services|right Oh by the way, you didn't tell us but I think you called the emergency services, right?

Ah bah oui hein ! Qui n'y penserait pas ? Ah|well|yes|right|Who|to it|we would think|not Oh well yes! Who wouldn't think of that?

Evidemment, c'est la 1ère chose à laquelle j'ai... euh... pensé. Obviously|it's|the|1st|thing|to|which|I have|uh|thought Of course, it's the first thing I... uh... thought of.

(Vous allez donc continuer ces mouvements jusqu'à l'arrivée des urgences). You|you will go|so|to continue|these|movements|until|the arrival|of the|emergency services (You will continue these movements until the emergency services arrive).

Quoi ? Mais il m'a jamais dit de les appeler ce tocard là ! What|But|he|he told me|never|said|to|them|to call|that|jerk|there What? But he never told me to call them that jerk!

(Si, je l'ai dit au début de la vidéo mais vous l'avez sauté). Yes|I|I said it|said|at the|beginning|of|the|video|but|you|you had it|skipped (Yes, I said it at the beginning of the video but you skipped it).

(Alors, c'est qui le tocard ?) So|it's|who|the|jerk (So, who is the jerk?)

Et ils ont été longs pour arriver ? And|they|they have|been|long|to|to arrive And did they take a long time to arrive?

À vrai dire, les urgences ne sont jamais venues. To|true|to say|the|emergencies|not|they are|ever|come To be honest, the emergency services never came.

Sérieux ? Pourquoi ? Seriously|Why Seriously? Why?

Bah ils ont compris au téléphone qu'ils n'avaient pas besoin de venir. Well|they|they have|understood|on the|phone|||not|need|to|to come Well, they understood over the phone that they didn't need to come.

Que j'allais gérer tout ça tout seul. That|I was going to|to manage|all|that|all|alone That I was going to handle all of this by myself.

(Le Samu, bonjour). The|Samu|hello (The emergency services, hello).

Oui, bonjour. Je vous appelle parce que j'ai un monsieur là... Yes|hello|I|you|I am calling|because|that|I have|a|gentleman|there Yes, hello. I'm calling you because I have a gentleman here... ...qui fait une crise cardiaque juste devant chez moi. who|he is having|a|crisis|cardiac|just|in front of|at|me ...who is having a heart attack right in front of my house.

(Pouvez-vous me donner votre adresse svp ?) ||me|to give|your|address|please (Can you please give me your address?)

Oui bah j'habite au 12 rue du... Yes|well|I live|at the|street|of the Yes, well I live at 12 rue du...

(Sonnerie du téléphone). Ringing|of the|phone) (Phone ringing).

Ah ne bougez pas, j'ai un double appel de mon ex. Je vous reprends tout de suite. Ah|not|move|not|I have|a|double|call|from|my|ex|I|you|I will get back to|all|of|immediately Oh, don't move, I have a call waiting from my ex. I'll be right back with you.

(C'est une blague ?) It's|a|joke) (Is this a joke?)

Coucou. Hi Hello.

(Bah alors, t'es où ? Je commence à refroidir moi). Well|so|you're|where|I|I start|to|to cool down|myself (Well then, where are you? I'm starting to get cold here).

Ah non, hein ! Mets un plaid, un blouson, fais du feu, je sais pas... Oh|no|right|Put on|a|blanket|a|jacket|make|some|fire|I|I know|not Oh no, come on! Put on a blanket, a jacket, make a fire, I don't know...

- Mais ne refroidis pas, hein ! - (Mouais...) But|not|you cool down||right|Yeah - But don't get cold, okay! - (Yeah...)

Je suis en bas de chez toi là. I|I am|in|down|of|at home|you|there I'm downstairs at your place.

C'est quoi le nom de ta rue déjà ? It's|what|the|name|of|your|street|already What's the name of your street again?

Allô. Hello Hello.

Oh non ! Oh|no Oh no!

Et sans surprise, j'ai réussi à le réanimer. And|without|surprise|I have|managed|to|it|to revive And without surprise, I managed to revive him.

Boom. Boom Boom.

Et bah tu vois, à cause de toi, je... And|well|you|you see|because of|cause|of|you|I And you see, because of you, I...

Et mais pourquoi t'es vivant toi ? And|but|why|you're|alive|you But why are you alive?

Il n'a pas arrêté de me remercier, tout ça. He|he has not|not|stopped|from|me|to thank|all|that He didn't stop thanking me, all that.

J'étais limite gêné, tu vois. I was|almost|embarrassed|you|you see I was almost embarrassed, you know.

Pourquoi tu te barres ? Why|you|yourself|you leave Why are you leaving?

Casse-toi espèce de psychopathe ! ||kind|of|psychopath Get lost, you psychopath!

Ouais bah vas-y, refais une crise sur le chemin... Yeah|well|||do again|a|tantrum|on|the|way Yeah, go ahead, throw a fit on the way...

Tu verras, je serai pas là pour t'aider moi. You|you will see|I|I will be|not|there|to|to help you|me You'll see, I won't be there to help you.

T'aurais pu au moins me filer 50 balles, c'était le prix des chaussons. You could have|been able to|at least|less|to me|to give|bucks|it was|the|price|of the|slippers You could have at least given me 50 bucks, that was the price of the slippers.

Égoïste va ! Selfish|you go Selfish, huh!

Même les voisins m'ont applaudi ! Even|the|neighbors|they have|applauded Even the neighbors applauded me!

Ah bah bravo, gros blaireau va ! Ah|well|good job|big|badger|you go Oh well, bravo, you big idiot!

Oui bah ça va toi, hein ! Yes|well|it|it goes|you|right Yeah, well, how about you!

Ouais bah rends-nous notre tondeuse ! Yeah|well|||our|lawnmower Yeah, well, give us back our lawnmower!

Et du coup... T'es allé voir ton ex ? And|of the|consequence|You're|gone|to see|your|ex So... did you go see your ex?

Non j'ai préféré annuler. No|I have|preferred|to cancel No, I preferred to cancel.

Tu sais... j'avais plus le coeur à ça, non. You|you know|I had|anymore|the|heart|to|that|no You know... I just wasn't in the mood for that, no.

Bordel, à une seconde près t'avais son adresse. Une seconde ! Damn|at|one|second|close|you had|her|address|One| Damn, you were one second away from having her address. One second!

Elle n'arrêtait pas de m'envoyer des messages, de m'appeler, tout ça... She|she wasn't stopping|not|from|sending me|some|messages|from|calling me|all|that She kept sending me messages, calling me, all that...

- Moi je répondais pas, hein. - Ah je pense qu'elle devait être deg. Me|I|I was responding|not|right|Ah|I|I think|that she|she must have been|to be|upset - I wasn't responding, you know. - Ah I think she must have been upset.

(Salut, vous êtes bien sur la messagerie de Mégane...) Hi|you|you are|well|on|the|voicemail|of|Mégane (Hi, you've reached Mégane's voicemail...)

Mais pourquoi elle décroche pas ?! Vas-y... But|why|she|she picks up|not|| But why isn't she picking up?! Come on...

Oh bah elle m'appelle là ! Enfin je veux dire euh... Oh|well|she|she calls me|there|Finally|I|I want|to say|um Oh well, she's calling me now! I mean, uh...

Qui c'est qui m'appelle encore une fois ? Toujours la même. Who|it's|who|she calls me|again|a|time|Always|the|same Who is calling me again? Always the same.

Oh ouais, vas-y, décroche ! Oh|yeah|||pick up Oh yeah, go ahead, pick up!

Allô. Hello Hello.

(Coucou Flo, je suis désolée, il s'est passé un truc de ouf là !) Hi|Flo|I|I am|sorry|it|it has|happened|a|thing|of|crazy|there (Hey Flo, I'm sorry, something crazy just happened!)

Ouais bah j'ai hâte de savoir pourquoi tu m'as mis un gros vent quand je... Yeah|well|I have|eager|to|to know|why|you|you have|put|a|big|cold shoulder|when|I Yeah well I can't wait to know why you totally ignored me when I...

Un vent de quoi ? A|cold shoulder|of|what Ignored you about what?

Attends mais il a coupé son micro là ou quoi ? Wait|but|he|he has|cut|his|microphone|there|or|what Wait, did he mute his mic or what?

Oh, papa, remets ton micro, on t'entend pas ! Oh|dad|put back|your|microphone|we|we hear|not Oh, dad, put your microphone back on, we can't hear you!

Attends, attends. Je crois que j'arrive à lire sur ses lèvres. Wait|wait|I|I believe|that|I can|to|to read|on|his|lips Wait, wait. I think I can read his lips.

Alors pourquoi tu décrochais pas ? So|why|you|you were picking up|not So why weren't you picking up?

(Mon père est à l'hôpital). My|father|he is|at|the hospital (My dad is in the hospital).

(Il s'est fait agresser dans la rue par un taré avec un bâton). He|himself|made|to be attacked|in|the|street|by|a|crazy person|with|a|stick (He was attacked in the street by a crazy person with a stick).

Un bâton ? A|stick A stick?

Il ressemble à quoi ton père ? He|he looks|like|what|your|father What does your father look like?

Il mange des petits pois Robert. He|he eats|some|small|peas|Robert He eats peas, Robert.

Oh c'est dégueu les petit pois. Oh|it's|disgusting|the|small|peas Oh, peas are disgusting.

(Ah oui, c'est vrai que tu l'as jamais vu...) Ah|yes|it's|true|that|you|you have|never|seen (Oh yes, it's true that you've never seen it...)

Mais ça se trouve il faisait peut-être une crise cardiaque, non ? But|it|itself|it is|he|he was having|||a|crisis|cardiac|right But maybe he was having a heart attack, right?

Ça se trouve il s'appelle Cyril Lignac, non ? It|itself|it is|he|he is called|Cyril|Lignac|right Maybe his name is Cyril Lignac, right?

- (Non, rien à voir, il est narcoleptique). - Narcoleptique ? No|nothing|at|to see|he|he is|narcoleptic| - (No, nothing to do with it, he is narcoleptic). - Narcoleptic?

Un p'tit pique-nique ? A|little|| A little picnic?

(C'est qqn qui peut s'endormir à n'importe quel moment). It's|someone|who|he can|to fall asleep|at|any|which|moment (It's someone who can fall asleep at any moment).

(Et donc mon père il est tombé dans la rue et quand il s'est réveillé...) And|so|my|father|he|he is|fallen|in|the|street|and|when|he|himself he is|woken up (And so my father fell in the street and when he woke up...)

(...il a vu ce fou en train de le taper). he|he has|seen|that|crazy person|in|in the process|of|him|to hit (...he saw that crazy guy hitting him).

Et il sait à quoi il ressemble ce mec ou... ? And|he|he knows|to|what|he|he looks|that|guy|or And does he know what that guy looks like or...?

(Euh non, il n'arrive pas à le décrire). Uh|no|he|he doesn't manage|not|to|him|to describe (Uh no, he can't describe him).

Ah c'est vraiment... Ah|it's|really Ah it's really...

Dommage, hein ! Too bad|right Too bad, huh!

(Mais t'inquiète, il a donné aux flics l'adresse où ça lui est arrivé). But|don't worry|he|he has|given|to the|cops|the address|where|it|to him|it is|happened (But don't worry, he gave the cops the address where it happened).

De quoi ? Of|what What about?

(Sonnette). Doorbell (Doorbell).

(En tout cas Flo, je suis encore amoureuse de toi). In|all|cases|Flo|I|I am|still|in love|with|you (Anyway Flo, I am still in love with you).

(Tu voudrais pas qu'on se remette ensemble ?) You|you would like|not|that we|ourselves|we get back|together (Wouldn't you want us to get back together?)

Ok, tu me tiendras au jus. Ok|you|me|you will keep|in the|loop Okay, keep me posted.

Les enfants, écoutez-moi bien, j'ai besoin de vous ! The|children|||well|I have|need|of|you Kids, listen to me carefully, I need you!

Oh ! Remets ton micro ! Non mais il le fait exprès ou quoi ? Oh|Put back|your|microphone|No|but|he|it|he does|on purpose|or|what Oh! Put your microphone back on! Is he doing this on purpose or what?

- Si la police vous demande... - La police nous demande ? If|the|police|you|it asks|The|police|us|it asks - If the police ask you... - The police is asking us?

Vous leur direz que j'ai passé toute la journée avec vous sur Skype, ok ? You|to them|you will say|that|I have|spent|all|the|day|with|you|on|Skype|okay You will tell them that I spent the whole day with you on Skype, okay?

Il nous entend pas non plus en fait. Regarde, il a enlevé ses écouteurs. He|us|he hears|not|no|either|in|fact|Look|he|he has|taken off|his|headphones He can't hear us either, actually. Look, he took off his headphones.

Et là il n'y aura aucun problème. Je compte sur vous, ok ? And|there|it|not there|there will be|any|problem|I|I count|on|you|okay And there will be no problem. I'm counting on you, okay?

Si j'ai bien compris, il veut qu'on raconte tout ça... bah, à la police ! If|I have|well|understood|he|he wants|that we|we tell|all|that|well|to|the|police If I understood correctly, he wants us to tell all this... well, to the police!

De quoi ? Of|what What?

Qu'il veut cuisiner des petits pois en mode Cyril Lignac pour un pique-nique ? That he|he wants|to cook|some|small|peas|in|style|Cyril|Lignac|for|a|| That he wants to cook peas in Cyril Lignac style for a picnic?

Bah... ouais ! Well|yeah Well... yeah!

Cet alibi est parfait. This|alibi|it is|perfect This alibi is perfect.

Heureusement que t'es un génie mon pote. Fortunately|that|you're|a|genius|my|buddy Good thing you're a genius, my friend.

Heureusement que t'es un génie ! Fortunately|that|you're|a|genius Good thing you're a genius!

(Et là tu dois me dire "il mange des petits pois Robert"). And|there|you|you must|to me|to say|he|he eats|some|small|peas|Robert (And now you have to tell me "he's eating peas Robert").

C'est tellement improbable. It's|so|improbable It's so unlikely.

(Ouais vas-y mets plein de pop-corns dans ta bouche et essaye de sortir la phrase.) Yeah|||put|a lot of|of|||in|your|mouth|and|try|to|to say|the|phrase (Yeah go ahead, put a lot of popcorn in your mouth and try to say the sentence.)