Friends S03E25 2d
You know what a really good rainy-day game is? - What? - I mean, naked game. - We should totally play strip poker. - No! Are you crazy? Come on. When you go away, you have to play. It's, like, a law. Well, it's not a law. As long as it stays attached to that tax reform bill, it never will be! - All done. - Thank you. Okay. Who's next? No! No way! Come on, please. I'm bored. You let me do it once before. Well, if that's the rule this weekend... - Get away. - Take it like a man. Come on! Big bullies! - How are we doing? - Bored and bored. You know what naked card game's never boring? No! So, what's Phoebe like? I'm kind, caring and sweet. What's Monica like? No, the other Phoebe. The one you went to see? I think she knows where my dad is! - Cool! - Well, where is he? She was pretending she hasn't heard from him in years... ...but I found this picture on her fridge. Isn't this what he would look like now? - Totally familiar. - Oh, yeah! Why would she lie to you? We're having dinner tomorrow night, so I figured she'll tell me then. Maybe she just wanted to give him time... ...to buy me presents. I don't know. - So you're all bored? - Yes. I'll close my eyes and point to someone. Whoever I point to has to come up with something fun, and we have to do it. Okay! Fan out! Fan out! You know, we could just do this! We all have to play strip poker? Why, all of a sudden, do you wanna play strip poker? I think because of margaritas three, four and nine. Strip Happy Days Game? I couldn't find cards, so it was this or Strip Bag-of-old-knitting-stuff. Done. "Fonzie gives you two thumbs up. Collect two cool points." If you get five points, you get to make someone take off one item of clothing. It hasn't happened yet, but we're all very excited. Okay, come on. Daddy needs a new pair of electromagnetic microscopes... ...for the Prehistoric Forensics department. Okay. "Take Pinky Tuscadero up to Inspiration Point. Collect three cool points." Yeah! Which gives me five. And let's see, who is gonna lose their clothes? I think I pick our strip poker sponsor, Mr. Joey Tribbiani. All right, relax. It's just a shoe. "Your band is playing at Arnold's. Collect three cool points." Which means I have five, and that means I get Joey's boxers. Fine. Gang up on me. I got you all right where I want you. Come on! Take them off! Actually, it's kind of cold. How about I keep my boxers on and give you a peek at the good stuff? All right, I'm gonna make more margaritas. What are you doing? Trying to get me drunk? I'm just making margaritas. Think I'll help her out. - What is going on here? - What? - You're painting his toenails. - Come on! - Chasing him around the room. - Please! He's totally flirting with you too. He is, isn't he? I don't know. Maybe it's just being here at the beach together... ...I don't know, but it's like something... - Hi, Bonnie. - Hi. My boss let me off early, so I took the train. What are you guys doing? We're playing Strip Happy Days Game. Cool! I'll catch up! So you still don't think... ...I'm boyfriend material? I saw you checking me out during the game last night. You didn't even take off your pants. Well, lucky for you. - What? - I don't know. Well, is everybody else having just the best time? Joey's asleep. After he passed out, we put the sand around him to keep him warm. Well, I assume the happy couple isn't up yet? Did you guys hear them last night? I don't know what they were doing, but... ...sea turtles actually came up to the house. Good morning. - How'd everybody sleep? - Great. - Like a log. - Us too. I'm going for a walk. Good morning. Nice breasts by the way. Hey, what happened to you? Nothing. I just felt like hanging out and reading. The water was so great. We jumped off this pier and my suit came off. Sorry I missed that. Joey and Chandler sure are funny. I brought back half the beach in my hair. It was so much easier when I shaved my head. You know, I gotta tell you... ...I just loved your look when you were bald. Really? I think about shaving it all off again sometimes. - Really? - Yeah. You definitely should do that. - You know what? I should do it! - Yeah! You know what? Thank you. You are so cool. Stop. Go on. - Now go shave that head.
