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Kuba a Matěj

Kuba a Matěj jsou bratři. Dvojčata.

Každý pátek pořádají divoké oslavy.

Oslavy často končí příjezdem policie.

Já a Matěj jsme bráchové. Dvojčata.

Každý pátek děláme nějakou oslavu. Často na nás lidi volají policajty.

Otázky a odpovědi.

Kuba a Matěj jsou bratři. Dvojčata.

Jsou Kuba a Matěj sestry? Paterčata? Ne. Kuba a Matěj jsou bratři. Dvojčata.

Každý pátek pořádají divoké oslavy.

Co pořádají každý pátek? Zpívání v kostele? Ne. Každý pátek pořádají divoké oslavy.

Oslavy často končí příjezdem policie.

Jak často končí oslavy? Příjezdem striptérky? Ne. Oslavy často končí příjezdem policie.

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