Friends S03E01 1d
I have to say "Tupelo Honey" by Van Morrison. No way! The most romantic song ever was "The Way We Were." I think the one that Elton John wrote for that guy on Who's the Boss? What song was that, Pheebs? Hold me close Young Tony Danza - Hi, Monica. - Hi, Mon. Hey, Mon. Oh, my God! - Has she slept at all? - No. - It's been three nights in a row. - She finally stopped crying yesterday. But then she found one of Richard's cigar butts on the terrace... Okay, that explains it. I got a call at 2 in the morning... ...and all I could hear was this squeaky sound. So I thought: "It's, like, a mouse or a possum." Then I realized, like: "Okay, where would a mouse or a possum get the money to make the phone call?" - Morning. - Morning. You made pancakes? Yeah, like there's any way I could ever do that. Monica and Rachel had syrup Now I can get my man to cheer up - Good morning, Joey. - Good morning. Someone's wearing grumpy pants. It's gotta be you, man. I'm wearing smarty-pants. Okay, here we go: One, two... ...and here's my chance to give you a third one. - Joey? - No, no. I'll just have juice. Why don't you stay home from work today and just hang out with me? Oh, I wish. You have that report to finish, and I've gotta go see my lawyer. I can't believe I date a girl who's getting divorced. I'm such a grownup. Joey! Hey! Go to your room! Chandler! Hey! Up yours! I gotta go, I gotta go. Not without a kiss. Maybe I won't kiss you so you'll stay. Kiss her. Kiss her! I'll see you later, sweetie. Bye, Joey. Bye-bye, Janice. So when are you dumping her? Nope.
Not this time. Come on, quit yanking me. I'm not yanking you. - This is Janice. - Yeah, I know. She makes me happy. Okay. All right. You look me in the eye and tell me, without blinking... ...that you're not breaking up with her. No blinking. I'm not breaking up with her! God, look what I found in the drain! What? It's some of Richard's hair! What do I do with this? Getting it away from me would be job one. It's weird, but I don't want to throw this away. I mean, this is all I have left of him. Gross... ...drain hair. Cool! It looks like a tiny little person drowning in your cereal. God, what is wrong with me? - You need to get some sleep. - I need to get some Richard. You broke up with him for a reason. I know. I know. I'm just so tired of missing him. I'm tired of wondering why he hasn't called. Why hasn't he called? Maybe because you told him not to? What are you, the Memory Woman? They're not breaking up! Chandler and Janice? They're not breaking up! He didn't blink or anything! I'm not surprised. Have you seen them together? - They're really cute. - "Cute"? This is Janice! You remember Janice? Yes, I remember. She's annoying. But you know what? She's his girlfriend now. I mean, what can we do? There you go! That's the spirit I'm looking for! "What can we do?" All right, who's first, huh? Ross? I think Chandler's our friend, and Janice makes him happy. So I say we all be adult about it and accept her. We'll call that "Plan B," all right? Come on, people! We need some inspiration. Okay, all right. You want a plan? Here we go: So, Ross, you go in through the air duct and disable the alarm, okay? Then the rest of us will rappel down ropes. We're in and out in 10 minutes and disappear into the night. Huh? Honey... ...I was wondering... Do you still have that Navy uniform? No, I had to return it to the costume place. I think I have an old band uniform from high school. You remember not having sex in high school, right? - Well, honey, what about you? - What? Do you have any fun, you know, fantasy-type things? No. Come on. You gotta have one. Nope.