Porta Dos Fundos 2019, GEMIDÃO

GEMIDÃO

Coé, Rui? Caiu no gemidão, irmão?

Não, é putaria mesmo.

E agora, igreja, o Espírito Santo te chama

a comprovar a tua fé

comprando esse pano de prato ungido...

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Porta Dos Fundos 2019, GEMIDÃO

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