Friends S02E02 5d
Give me a box of juice. Well, they switched me over to Hombre. Maybe it's because of the way you're dressed. Or this guy's doing so good they want to put more people on it. This guy goes through two bottles a day now. What do you care? You're an actor. This is your day job. It's nothing! I know, but I was the best. You know? I liked being the best. Maybe I should get out of the game. They need guys up in housewares to serve cheese. Say you do that. Sooner or later, somebody will come along that slices a better cheddar. Then where you gonna run? You're right. I say you show him what you're made of. Stand your ground. Show him that you're the baddest Hombre west of the lingerie! - I'm gonna do it! - All right! Now, go see Miss Kitty and she'll fix you up with a nice hooker. I don't know what to say. That's good because I'm not listening. I feel terrible. I really do. I'm sorry. Did my back hurt your knife? Say that I'm friends with her. Is that so terrible? - It's that terrible? - You don't get it! It's bad enough she stole the guy... ...who may be the person I'm supposed to be with. But now... ...she's actually... But now she's actually stealing you! What are you talking about? Nobody could steal me from you. Because I'm friends with her doesn't make me any less friends with you. You're my... And we're... - Oh, I love you! - I love you too! You guys, I know that this really doesn't have anything to do with me. But I love you guys too! I really needed that. I know that right now... ...you really need to hate Julie's guts. But she didn't do anything wrong. She's just a girl who met a guy, and now they go out. I think that if you gave her a chance, you'd like her. Will you give it a chance? For me? I'd do anything for you, you know that. I'd do anything for you! Wait, wait, wait!