Friends S04E04 3d
Come on. Hey, just put your arms around me. I'm sorry. No. It's okay. But if I'm Marge... ...my breasts are coming out my back. Forget it! I'm not being any good at this. My mom was right. I'm just a big potato with arms and legs and a head. Come on, man. You're not a potato. I'm sure as hell not a dancer. It's no use. Marge will never go for me. Come on, Treeger. Don't say that. You just need more practice. Come on. Let's try it again. Plus, it was probably mostly my fault anyway. I'm not that comfortable dancing with a So how goes the dancing? Gay yet? You guys owe me bigtime. What was that? You just did a little dancy thing. -No, I didn't. -Yes, you did. -You did a little hop. -You are so enjoying this. No, I'm not. And it wasn't a hop. It was a pas de bourree. You know the words! You are so into this! Maybe I'm enjoying it a little. I'm getting pretty good at it. This is so sweet. Joey, our little twinkletoes. This isn't some kind of girly dance. It's like a sport, it's manly. -Show me some "manly" moves. -All right. I don't know how to lead. Hello. We'd like to close our accounts. Close your accounts? Is there a problem? No, we'd just like to close them. Ms. Lambert handles all our closures. Would you come over here, please? Hi, I'm Karen. I want to quit the bank! Okay. Baseball. Rick playing baseball. He slides into second. Maybe even his pants come down a little. Okay, sandwiches. Sandwiches. Okay, on a plate. Maybe Rick's pants come down a little. Chandler. Okay, Chandler. That's working! Chandler's knees. Chandler's ankles. Chandler's ankle hair. Oh, no! Okay, you're all set. Wow! That was amazing! Was that really just an hour? In really long-hour world. What? I have an enormous crush on you. But since you're a client, I can't ask you out... ...even though you give me the feelings. I had no idea. I can always find another masseuse. Really? Yeah, really. What? Suddenly I'm very aware I'm naked. Quiet down. Mr. Simon's been waiting Oh, my God! Why wasn't I offered that? I'd definitely pay more for that. We have rules here. This is not that kind of place. I know, but this isn't how it looks at all... ...because Rick is my husband. Oh, really? You'd better tell his other wife. She called three times asking where he is. Yes, I will tell her. So you didn't leave the bank? And somehow we ended up with a joint checking account. What will you ever use that for? To pay for the gym. So I had a great day. Rick and I hit it off. We were making out. Then my boss walked in and fired me for being a whore. -You got fired? -Oh, my gosh! It's so weird. I have never been fired from anything. Sweetie. I started walking around, not knowing what to do next. I started asking people on the street if they wanted massages. Then these policemen thought I was a whore too. It's really been a bad day, whore-wise. Hey, Duck. Is Chick here? Yeah, Bunny Rabbit. Ready for our last practice? We're not getting that spin right because my place is too small. -Want to use our place? -No, I had another idea. We did it! That was incredible! That was amazing! We totally nailed it! Hey, listen. Thanks a lot, Tribbiani. Oh, my God! Look at the time. I got to catch the bus to the ball. Good luck. Unless you want to practice the fox trot. Or the tango? Thanks, but no. You see, I think I'm ready to dance with girls. -Go get them, Treeger. -Right. You want to come? Marge has a friend. Really? You'd dance good with her. She's the same size as me. No, I'm good. It looks like you've got great experience. Let's see. Reason for leaving last job? They thought I was a whore. Okay. We'll give you a call if anything comes up.