Friends S04E04 2d

Remember what we talked about. You got to be strong. Now one more time. Don't you want a washboard stomach and rock-hard pecs? No, I want a flabby gut and saggy man-breasts. That's good. I want to quit the gym. You want to quit? I want to quit the gym. You do realize you won't have access to our new Swedish spa? I want to quit the gym. Dave in the membership office handles quitters. Excuse me. Are you a member? Me? Sorry. Members only. I want to quit the gym! It's okay, man. Be strong. Are you a member of any gym? No, and I'm not going to be. So save your little speech. Okay, no problem. Could you come here? Hi, I'm Maria. You have really pretty feet. These old things? Would you spend time on my sciatic area? It's killing me. You mean.... By sciatic, you mean... ...the towel-covered portion? Sure, I can do that. Because the muscles in the sciatic area can get... ...real nice and tight. So tell me, Rick, how did you injure the area? A 16-hour sit-in for Greenpeace. -Did you just bite me? -No! Please don't kick the girls out. This was my fault. You want me to kick you guys out instead? You can't. Where would the chick and the duck live? You have pets? Those are nicknames. I'm the "chick," and Chandler's the "duck." I would've thought it was the other way around. Come on. Let the girls stay. I'll do whatever you want. Really? You'd do anything? Yeah, absolutely. I got something. What is it? Can you be my dancing partner? That's not prison lingo, is it? I want to quit the gym. Can you honestly tell me that you're 100% satisfied with your body. Yes, yes. Most of the time. I mean, sure, I have my bad days, but then I remember what a cute smile I have. We were voted "Best-equipped Gym in New York" two years running. -Do you really want to give that up? -Yes, I hate it here. Everything that you have in here is very heavy. Really? Okay? You want to make your friend work out alone? -What friend? -Your friend Ross. Just joined. His dancing partner? There's this superintendents' dance, "The Super Ball." He wants to impress Marge, this lady super he likes. Why not practice with a girl? He's too shy. He's not good enough to dance with girls yet. Yeah, right. He almost danced me right down that garbage chute. Would you let it go already? You're fine. So did you quit? I almost did. Couldn't leave Ross there without a spotter. Wait, now, so you joined the gym? And that's funny, why? I was just, you know, picturing you working out, and.... Well, that's it. We're doomed. They'll take $50 a month from our accounts for the rest of our lives. What are we gonna do? You could actually go to the gym. Or we could go to the bank... ...close our accounts and cut them off at the source. You're a genius. Oh, man! But then, we won't be bank buddies. Now there's two reasons. You guys, remember that cute client I told you about? I bit him. -Where? -On the tushy. And that's not against your oath? I know, but the moment I touch him... ...I want to throw out my old oath and take a new, dirty one. Next time, try to distract yourself. Like when I'm doing something exciting... ...and I don't want to get too... ...excited. I try and think of other things. Like sandwiches... ...and baseball... ...and Chandler. -Thank you. -Oh, no, thank you. All right, I'm here. Let's get this over with. Okay, well... ...just follow my lead. Don't we need to do some kind of preparation first? Like get really drunk?