Friends S04E03 3d

"I'm glad that's catching on. Why does that have to be a bad thing? Just change what it means. Prove your mother wrong. You finish the job, and we'll call that "pulling a Monica." What? If a kid gets straight A's, his parents say, "You pulled a Monica." A fireman saves a baby, and they go, "He pulled a Monica." Someone hits a homer, and they say, "That one's out of here." Because some things don't change. All right. I'll go down there. I won't serve the lasagna. I'll serve what I make. My breasts are really strong. I have to get you locked back up. I'm so going to lose my job! She's very private about her office! Now I know why! You're in trouble either way. If she sees me locked to this... ...she'll know you were here. You might as well let me go. -I'll clean your bathroom for a month. -Still won't be clean. All I want is my freedom. -Foot rubs for a month! -Freedom! -I'll put all your photos into albums! -I want my freedom! Why won't you hear me! Sophie, help me! Sophie, sit! Would you just calm down?! I'm going to say this for the last time. Would you please just There's a lot I didn't know about vomit. In a minute. So what do you say? You get the whole set of encyclopedias for $1200. That works out to just 50 bucks a book. $1200? You think I have $1200? I'm home during the day... ...and I got patio furniture in my living room. There's a few things you don't get from book learning. Well, what can you swing? How about zero down and zero a month for a long, long time? You don't have anything? You want to see what I got? I got a baby Tootsie Roll... ...a movie stub, keys, a Kleenex... ...a rock... ...and an army man. Okay, I get the picture. Thanks for your time. And a fifty. These must be Chandler's pants. For $50 you can get one book. What will it be? A? B? C? I'll stick with the V. I want to see how this bad boy turns out. I will buy and wrap all of your Christmas gifts! I'll squeeze you fresh orange juice every morning! -With extra pulp? -Yeah. I've got it! You don't have it. I have so got it! There will be rumors about this. No way to stop it. Sophie, Monica and Phoebe know. -How do they know? -I called them. When they ask me what I saw... ...I can be very generous... ...or very stingy. Go on. I can make you a legend. I can make you this generation's Milton Berle. -And Milton Berle has -Not compared to you. They're not even touching the lasagna. They love your casserole! It's hard to believe a while ago this was just ingredients. Everyone seems to like your dish. And you? I thought it was... ...quite tasty. So if everyone liked it, and you liked it... ...that would make this a success. Which would make you.... A bitch? I meant "wrong," but we can use your word. Yes, well, I was wrong. And I have to say... ...you really impressed me today. You might even say that she "pulled a Monica." She doesn't know we switched it. And the next time you cater for me... ...there will be nothing but ice in the freezer. That really means a lot. Mom, don't bite your nails! Hello, Chandler. I love you. What's going on? No, he doesn't! Two hours, that lasted. So did you break up with Joanna? I think so. It's good you got out, before she blew up like Vesuvius. The volcano? Speaking of volcanoes, man, are they a violent igneous rock formation! What? Lava spewing, hot ash. Of course, some are dormant. Why are you talking about volcanoes all of a sudden? We don't have to. What do you want to talk about? Vivisection? The vas deferens? The Vietnam War? Did anyone see that documentary on the Korean War? Korea's a beautiful country. With such a sad history. Could there be more Kims? -Who's out there? -Me! Good morning! Could you come in here, please? Sure! They didn't have poppyseed bagels... ...so I have sesame Oh, my word! I've had a slight office mishap. Could you get the key for me? -lf you could. -Oh, I'm sorry! You can tell your friend Chandler we're definitely broken up this time!