Friends S02E03 4d
Have you been here all night? Look at this. Pictures of all the women Heckles went out with. Look what he wrote on them. "Vivian, too tall." "Madge, big gums." "Too loud." "Too smart." "Makes noise when she eats." This is me. This is what I do. I'm gonna end up alone, just like he did. Heckles was a nut case. Our trains are on the same track. I'm coming up 30 years behind him, but the stops are all the same. Bitter Town... ...Alone-ville, Hermit Junction! You know what we gotta do? Get you out of here. I'll buy you breakfast. What if I never find somebody? Or worse, what if I found her... ...but I dumped her because she pronounces it, "supposably"? Chandler, come on, you're gonna find somebody. How do you know that? How? I don't know. I'm just trying to help you out. You guys will all get married... ...and I'll end up alone. Will you promise me something? When you're married, will you invite me over for holidays? I don't know what we'll be doing. I mean, what if we're over at her folks' place? Yeah, I understand. You can come over and watch the Super Bowl. Every year, all right? You know what? I'm not gonna end up like this. I'll see you, man. "Supposably. " Supposably! Did they go to the zoo? Supposably. Hi. It's me. Oh, my God! Janice? You called Janice? Yes. Janice. Why is that difficult to comprehend? You remember Janice, right? Yes. She was smart, she was pretty and she honestly cared about me. Janice is my last chance to have somebody. Oh, my God! Jeez, look how fat she got. - Hey, it's everybody! - Hi, Janice. Janice, you're... Yes, I am. - Is it? - Is it yours? You wish, Chandler Bing! You are looking at a married lady now. Congratulations. Sweetie, I'm sorry. You couldn't tell me on the phone? And what? Miss the expression on your face? Oh, no! Janice likes to have her fun!
