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ImportTests, Uncle Pat - The Sopranos – Text to read

ImportTests, Uncle Pat - The Sopranos

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Guess who called me this morning?

How'd you find me?

Oh, you're not going to guess?

Okay.

Who?

Our friend with the orchard.

Oh [ ] You okay?

Yeah.

Sold the place.

Move over to Florida.

He should.

He's getting on in years.

Oh [ ] You still got your canned peaches up there.

I just had the car service.

Watch what you say.

I got to move that [ ] again.

The developer's going up there now.

Obviously, it would be good for you or our friend if somebody opened the canned fruit.

So, you and your cousin here, you're going to go up there and take care of it.

I'll do it.

I'm worried about the old guy.

I told you I'll do it.

But the thing is, my old man's got a few jars up there also.

Go make problems for my uncle.

Well, who is this uncle Pat anyway?

He was a knockaround guy like Tony's dad, but they let him retire to this farm upstate New York.

Sounds funny, but it wasn't.

He had the hiccups for like a year.

Jeez.

Great guy.

He had a daughter, but she lived with her mom.

Us boys each got sent up their summers when we hit a 12 or 13 with schools.

They have the hiccups.

No, I told you that went away.

What?

You think it's [ ] funny?

He almost committed suicide because of it.

How would you like it?

Uncle Pat's farm.

When you're 12, 13, man, it's like [ ] heaven, right?

Running around in the woods driving that tractor.

He made me clear to brush by the fence with a [ ] scythe, though.

Yeah, I had to do that.

Tony, too, and water his [ ] tomatoes and his basin go.

Change though, you know, pets after Louise came back there to live.

Wasn't just you and Pat and his great stories.

This is nice for inner city kids like me.

This was important.

Inner City.

You live next to the largest shopping mall in New Jersey.

It's over now.

She's sticking me in that home in Florida and that's the last I'll ever see of you.

I'll be right down the road, Pop.

I got a beautiful condom.

Think she's going to meet some old lonely widowerower.

Louise, uh, it's time for dessert.

I'm getting it.

And do me a favor.

Be as polite as you are when it's just the two of us.

I'm not exactly sure, but there was two of them.

The Johnson brothers.

You don't remember where?

It was a long time ago.

You don't drink no more?

Clean and sober.

14 months.

Yeah, your mother has that problem.

Good feel.

That's right.

What?

The Johnson brother's bodies.

I know where they are.

over by the fence in the northwest corner because that night I noticed one of my pickers had stuck a Swiss colony bottle upside down on one of the fence posts and I was plenty goddamn mad to drink it on the job.

I'll tell you it's still there.

The glass is that Anthony.

What's the matter?

You all right?

God, you're big.

Oh, look at those soldiers.

Jen sends all and Bob, too.

Did you eat Louise?

Don't ask him.

He's a guest.

Just go get him a plate.

Sit down.

You look good.

Feel good.

So, how we doing?

Took care of mine last night.

The Johnson brothers will get tonight.

Uncle Pat was like Johnny Nemonic, right?

Uncle Pat, huh?

We're playing peano.

Take a hand.

What I saw on TV last night, the ports are wide open.

Government's not doing [ ] Where's Where's my butter substitute?

Right in front of you.

Did you hear what I just said?

I mean, I knew it was bad, but you realize there's like 7 million containers.

The news team put some radioactive [ ] in one of them.

Wasn't even detected.

Please, my ears.

What's the matter with you?

No, it is some scary [ ] Not my problem much longer.

Pat, take care of yourself.

Be careful of the alligators down there.

All right, tough guy.

Hello.

Oh, Uncle Pat.

Show how's life at the old folks home?

I don't like the people here.

Do you know what time it is?

Come on.

I thought you were a night owl.

Did I hear a rumor?

There was a problem up there at the farm.

I had a goddamn developer.

Some environment metal crapper.

They can't uh start the demolition without some special permit.

And the house is sitting there empty.

Damn it.

It's good to see you.

Yeah, you seem good, Junior.

I got to say [ ] does that mean?

I'm [ ] incarcerated for Christ's sake.

The medicine, the aroscept, it agrees with you.

You're not repeating yourself so much.

You got to get me out of here.

The smell alone on this [ ] place.

What do you hear from my nephew?

Tony, they sent me a card for my birthday.

I'm still waiting for an apology.

Tell him.

All right.

Which one of you is going to tell him?

We'll figure it out, Junior.

If you made an appointment with an outside dentist, that might do the trick.

What trick?

We meet you there and sneak you off in our car.

Dinner 10 minutes.

So, what do you think, Junior?

Anchiladas tonight.

Here's an electrician, Junior.

It's easy to wish for a better life.

Now it's just easy to do something about it.

Just pick up the phone and call this toll free.

Hello, Junior.

It's Pat.

You put any thought to our plan?

What plan?

The dentist.

You know, like we said, who is this?

It's Pat.

It's the dentist.

Remember, you were going to make an appointment.

You sneak me off.

Where would I lam it?

Um, the safe house.

I don't know.

The time's not right.

I'm being watched.

Call back later.

Cuz I'm headed back to Sarasota soon.

easy for you to get started.

They give you plenty of ideas and support and the quality.

Look, there's a double breasted rob.

It doesn't cost anything to be polite.

That goes two ways, ma'am.

Pat, who are you?

Hi, Olivia.

I'm Janice, her daughter.

What did he say?

I can't.

Uncle June, I want to show you something.

Bobby and my baby.

Janice.

No, I'm Janice.

That's my little girl.

Her name's Dominica.

Sweet as she looks, she left my stove on on purpose.

Put the flame out with a wet dish rag.

I caught her.

Uncle Joe, I'm afraid I have bad news.

Bobb's dead.

Ambassador Hotel.

You're Bobby.

Bobby Bakaleri.

I'm a widow now.

She was invagling him.

She's after his money.

You're not even curious about him.

He can [ ] rot.

Enough with the [ ] birds.

I'm Anthony Johnny Shine.

[ ] you want a booter?

All right, listen to me.

Uncle Pat came to see me about Janice and about your money.

People keep asking me.

I don't know.

There's a man from another galaxy that came here.

That's your accountant.

I'm confused.

Any money should go to Bobby Bakala's kids.

Now Janice may not do that, but Bobby was with us.

He's a made guy.

Wouldn't be right.

Me?

I never had kids.

You remember where your stash is.

You let Uncle Patton know.

Me is the dad of the family.

I'll hold on to it as a guardian for Bobby's kids.

You remember Bobby?

Sure.

You don't know who I am, do you?

Remember Johnny?

Johnny boy, your kid brother.

this thing of ours.

I was involved with that.

You and my dad, you two ran North Jersey.

We did?

Yeah.

That's nice.

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