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Mais c'est vrai il faut l'avouer c'est jamais facile les chagrin d'amour but|it's|true|it|it is necessary|to admit it|it's|never|easy|the|sorrow|of love But it's true, you have to admit, heartbreak is never easy

c'est vrai que c'est compliqué ! it's|true|that|it's|complicated it's true that it's complicated!

C'est vrai ouais it's|true|yeah It's true, yeah

Mais tu vois, une fois que tu fais le deuil et que tu passe a autre chose et bin ... but|you|you see|a|time|that|you|you make|the|mourning|and|that|you|you move|to|other|thing|and|well But you see, once you mourn and move on, well ...

*Choc* shock *Shock*

Oh félicitation Bradley Cooper va être papa! Oh|congratulations|Bradley|Cooper|is going to|to be|dad Oh congratulations, Bradley Cooper is going to be a dad!

Maud ?! Maud Maud?!

Un chagrin d'amour, et je sais ce que c'est je suis passée par là a|sorrow|of love|and|I|I know|what|that|it is|I|I am|gone|through|there A heartbreak, and I know what that is, I've been through it.

c'est le deuil que tu fais quand une relation amoureuse se termine it is|the|mourning|that|you|you make|when|a|relationship|romantic|it|ends It's the mourning you go through when a romantic relationship ends.

ou dans le cas de Maud une relation qui n'a jamais existé or|in|the|case|of|Maud|a|relationship|that|has not|ever|existed or in Maud's case a relationship that never existed

Il existe différentes étapes du deuil suite à un chagrin d'amour it|there is|different|stages|of|mourning|following|to|a|sorrow|of love There are different stages of grief following a heartbreak

la première étant brillamment interprétée par Maud the|first|being|brilliantly|interpreted|by|Maud the first being brilliantly portrayed by Maud

Le choc ! the|shock The shock!

Comme pour Maud le monde s'écroule as|for|Maud|the|world|it collapses Like for Maud, the world collapses

le ciel vous tombe sur la tête the|sky|you|it falls|on|the|head the sky is falling on your head

et vous passez votre temps à regarder dans le vide avec vos yeux de merlan frit and|you|you spend|your|time|to|to look|in|the|void|with|your|eyes|of|whiting|fried and you spend your time staring into space with your fish-eyed look

Maud, démonstration : Maud|demonstration Maud, demonstration:

Waouh tu fais vachement bien le merlan frit ! wow|you|you make|really|well|the|whiting|fried Wow, you really do the fish-eyed look well!

C'est pas vrai en fait c'est une fausse rumeur it's|not|true|in|fact|it's|a|false|rumor It's not true, actually it's a false rumor

Oooh ... Encore une victime de la presse à scandale ou pire d'une fille complètement folle Oooh|another|a|victim|of|the|press|to|scandal|or|worse|of a|girl|completely|crazy Oooh ... Another victim of the tabloid press or worse, a completely crazy girl

qui le connaît même pas et qui croit qu'ils ont une relation who|him|he/she knows|even|not|and|who|he/she believes|that they|they have|a|relationship who doesn't even know him and thinks they have a relationship

Non mais les gens sont dingues hein ! not|but|the|people|they are|crazy|right No, but people are crazy, right!

À qui le dis-tu ? to|whom|it|you say|you Who are you telling?

Bradounet va leur faire un procès Bradounet|is going to|them|to make|a|trial Bradounet is going to sue them

Parce que tu l'appelles Bradounet? ||you|you call him|Bradounet Why do you call him Bradounet?

Puis un soir il va revenir il va sonner chez moi then|a|night|he|he is going to|to come back|he|he is going to|to ring|at|me Then one evening he will come back and ring my doorbell

Oh, j'aurais fait ma quiche aux endives Oh|I would have|made|my|quiche|with|endives Oh, I would have made my endive quiche

Super soirée ! super|evening Great evening!

Alors ce que Maud vit c'est exactement la deuxième face du deuil so|that|that|Maud|she saw|it's|exactly|the|second|face|| So what Maud is experiencing is exactly the other side of grief

Le déni ! the|denial Denial!

Ensuite tu prends tes endives, tu les coupes .... then|you|you take|your|endives|you|them| Then you take your endives, you cut them....

Merci Maud ... thank you|Maud Thank you Maud...

Le déni c'est le moment où tu ne veux pas voir la vérité en face the|denial|it's|the|moment|where|you|not|you want|not|to see|the|truth|in|face Denial is the moment when you don't want to face the truth

Ou tu préfères te dire que c'est faux or|you|you prefer|to say to you|to say|that|it's|false Or you prefer to tell yourself that it's false

Qu'il ou elle va revenir ... that he|or|she|she/he is going to|to return That he or she will come back ...

Et c'est normal ! C'est humain ! and|it's|normal|it's|human And that's normal! It's human!

Parce que tu veux préserver l'être cher ||you|you want|to preserve|the being|dear Because you want to preserve the loved one

L'être que tu as tant aimé the being|that|you|you have|so much|loved The one you loved so much

L'être qui était si formidable ... the being|who|was|so|formidable The one who was so wonderful ...

Formidable ?! Fort minable oui !! great|very|pathetic|yes Awesome?! More like pathetic!!

Non mais comment il a pu faire ça ?! not|but|how|he|he has|been able to|to do|that But how could he do that?!

Mais enfin Maud, tu sais très bien qu'en période d'ovulation les spermatozoïdes ... but|finally|Maud|you|you know|very|well|that in|period|of ovulation|the|sperm But come on Maud, you know very well that during ovulation the sperm...

Non mais Juliette je vois très bien comment on fait un bébé ! no|but|Juliette|I|I see|very|well|how|we|we make|a|baby No but Juliette, I know very well how to make a baby!

Ce que je veux savoir c'est pourquoi il l'a fait avec quelqu'un d'autre que moi ? what|that|I|I want|to know|it is|why|he|he did it|done|with|someone|other|than|me What I want to know is why he did it with someone other than me?

Tu es en colère ? you|you are|in|anger Are you angry?

Oui ! yes Yes!

Ca tombe bien ! it|it falls|well That's good!

Voilà phase 4 tout le monde l'aura deviné... here is|phase|everyone|the|world|they will have|guessed Here comes phase 4, everyone will have guessed it...

Ah ...Qu'il est bon de pleurer toutes les larmes de son corps en regardant un bon film coréen et en dévorant des petites graines de soja Ah|that it is|is|good|to|to cry|all|the|tears|of|his|body|while|watching|a|good|film|Korean|and|while|devouring|some|small|seeds|of|soy Ah... How good it is to cry all the tears of your body while watching a good Korean movie and devouring little soybeans.

Film coréen et graines de soja ? film|Korean|and|seeds|of|soy Korean film and soybeans?

Qu'est ce que tu fais de Bridget Jones et crème glacée ? what is|it|that|you|you do|of|Bridget|Jones|and|cream|ice cream What do you do with Bridget Jones and ice cream?

Ah bon y a des gens qui font ça ? oh|good|there|there is|some|people|who|they do|that Oh really, there are people who do that?

Ah bah la terre entière ... Ah|well|the|earth|entire Oh well, the whole world ...

Phase tristesse également appelée phase pyjama phase|sadness|also|called|phase|pajama Sad phase also called pajama phase.

Alors on ne lésine pas sur la marchandise et on investie dans un bon pilou pilou ! so|we|not|to skimp|on|on|the|merchandise|and|we|we invest|in|a|good|pilou|pilou So we don't skimp on the goods and we invest in a good fleece!

Certaines personnes restent malheureusement un long moment bloquée dans la phase pyjama some|people|they stay|unfortunately|a|long|moment|stuck|in|the|phase|pajamas Unfortunately, some people remain stuck in the pajama phase for a long time.

Et ça se transforme en grosse déprime and|it|it|it turns|into|big|depression And it turns into a big depression.

Mais pour les autres voici la phase suivante : but|for|the|others|here is|the|phase|next But for the others, here is the next phase:

C'est le moment où Maud réalise que tout ça c'était peut-être un mal pour un bien it's|the|moment|where|Maud|she realizes|that|all|that|it was|||a|evil|for|a|good It's the moment when Maud realizes that all of this might have been a blessing in disguise.

Et qu'elle peut enfin rencontrer un vrai mec dans la vrai vie and|that she|she can|finally|to meet|a|real|guy|in|the|real|life And that she can finally meet a real guy in real life

Non ! No No!

Non, si Maud parce qu'on fait une émission là dessus ... no|if|Maud|because|that we|we make|a|show|there|on it No, if Maud because we're doing a show about it ...

Ah pardon ... Tu crois ? Ah|pardon|you|you believe Oh sorry ... Do you think so?

Mais oui ! Cette histoire t'empêchait d'être normale but|yes|this|story|it was preventing you|from being|normal But yes! This story was preventing you from being normal

Enfin d'avancer ... finally|to move forward Finally to move forward ...

Ta raison c'est peut-être mieux comme ça ... your|reason|it's|||better|like|that You're right, maybe it's better this way ...

À moins qu'avec Ryan Gosling.... at|less||Ryan|Gosling Unless it's with Ryan Gosling....

Oh non ! Oh|no Oh no !

C'est la dernière étape et à chacun sa façon de se reconstruire it is|the|last|step|and|to|each one|his/her|way|to|to|to rebuild It's the last step and everyone has their own way of rebuilding themselves.

Pour ma part je propose que j'aille me refaire une gueule et qu'on sorte en boite for|my|part|I|I propose|that|I go|myself|to redo|a|face|and|that we|we go out|in|club As for me, I suggest that I go get a makeover and that we go out to a club.

Oh oui ! Ca fait longtemps qu'on a pas guinché ! Oh|yes||it has been|a long time|since we|we have not|not|to party Oh yes! It's been a long time since we partied!

Ca fait longtemps que plus personne dit guincher surtout ! it|it has been|a long time|that|no more|anyone|says|to dance|especially It's been a long time since anyone has said 'party' especially!

On va faire la nouba ? we|we are going to|to make|the|party Are we going to have a blast?

Non on va pas faire la nouba no|we|we are going to|not|to do|the|party No, we're not going to have a blast.

on va faire la fête éventuellement ... we|we are going to|to make|the|party|eventually we're going to party eventually ...

La teuf ! the|party The party!

Non plus ! not|more Not either!

La hum oh la ou lala ...Question anonyme the|hum|oh|there|or|lala|Question|anonymous Oh la la ... Anonymous question

Et nous avons en ligne un monsieur and|we|we have|in|line|a|sir And we have a gentleman on the line

Un très joli monsieur ! a|very|pretty|gentleman A very handsome gentleman!

Maud ... Maud Maud ...

Non mais en fait moi aussi j'ai subi un chagrin d'amour no|but|in|fact|me|also|I have|suffered|a|sorrow|of love No, but actually I also went through a heartbreak.

Et en fait pour m'en sortir ce que je fais c'est que j'écris des chansons and|in|fact|to|to get out of it|to get out|that|that|I|I do|it's|that|I write|some|songs And actually, to get through it, what I do is write songs.

Ah ! C'est sympa ! Ah|it's|nice Ah! That's nice!

Ouais ...Par exemple là j'ai écrit une chanson qui s'appelle vieille pute yeah|by|example|there|I have|written|a|song|that|is called|old|whore Yeah ... For example, I just wrote a song called old whore.

Oula alors attendez je crois que vous êtes encore bloqué en phase colère oh dear|so|wait|I|I believe|that|you|you are|still|stuck|in|phase|anger Whoa, wait, I think you're still stuck in the anger phase.

C'est pas de la colère ... Je suis un peu contrarié peut-être mais ... it's|not|of|the|anger|I|I am|a|a little|upset|||but It's not anger ... I'm a bit upset maybe but ...

Non ... Contrariété c'est genre tu trouves une robe en solde et puis y a pas ta taille no|disappointment|it's|like|you|you find|a|dress|on|sale|and|then|there|there is|not|your|size No ... Upset is like when you find a dress on sale and then there's no size for you.

Là j'appelle ça la rage moi there|I call|that|the|rage|me I call that rage.

Et moi je connais une méthode pour aller mieux ça vous intéresse ? and|me|I|I know|a|method|to|to go|better|that|you|it interests And I know a method to feel better, are you interested?

Pas trop non ... not|too much|no Not really ...

Alors je reformule ... so|I|I rephrase So let me rephrase ...

Je connais une méthode pour aller mieux et ÇA vous intéresse ! I|I know|a|method|to|to go|better|and|THAT|you|it interests I know a method to feel better and YOU are interested!

Ah mais complètement ! Ah|but|completely Oh, absolutely!

Et bah voilà ! Passez essayer la méthode juju and|well|there it is|you all pass|to try|the|method|Juju And there you go! Come try the Juju method.

Méthode Juju ? method|Juju Juju method?

Tu t'es pas trop fait chier pour le nom you|you are|not|too much|made|to be bored|for|the|name You didn't put too much effort into the name.

La méthode Juju ! the|method|Juju The Juju method!

Vous voulez une musique pour votre jingle ? you|you want|a|music|for|your|jingle Do you want music for your jingle?

Non, ça va, merci no|it|it goes|thank you No, it's fine, thank you

Alors, je reformule vous VOULEZ une musique pour votre jingle ! so|I|I rephrase|you|you want|a|music|for|your|jingle So, let me rephrase, do you WANT music for your jingle!

Ok ! Ok Okay!

Il est super beau, non ? he|he is|super|handsome|no It's really beautiful, isn't it?

Et il entend tout ... and|he|he hears|everything And he hears everything...

Allez ! On se concentre et on commence le travail ! go|we|ourselves|concentrate|and|we|we start|the|work Come on! Let's focus and start working!

Je veux que tu te débarrasses physiquement de toutes les choses qui te rappellent ton ex I|I want|that|you|yourself|you get rid of|physically|of|all|the|things|that|you|they remind|your|ex I want you to physically get rid of everything that reminds you of your ex.

Allez allez ! On y va ! go|go|we|there|let's go Come on, come on! Let's go!

Les photos ... Ok ! the|photos|Ok The photos... Okay!

Les lettres ... Parfait ! the|letters|Perfect The letters... Perfect!

Des vraies lettres et des photos sur papier ? some|real|letters|and|some|photos|on|paper Real letters and photos on paper?

Mais elle a quel âge ? but|she|she has|what|age But how old is she?

Les culottes ... the|panties The panties ...

C'est quoi ça ?! it is|what|that What is that?!

Ça c'est son dentier that|it's|his|denture That's her dentures.

Ah oui d'accord ... Ah|yes|okay Oh yes, okay ...

Bah alors tu sais quoi ? well|so|you|you know|what Well then, you know what?

Tu vas tout mettre d'un coup ça sera beaucoup mieux you|you will|everything|to put|all at once|blow|it|it will be|much|better You should put everything in at once, it will be much better.

Bien ! Super ! good|great Good! Great!

Et bin maintenant je veux que tu te débarrasses physiquement de son numéro de portable and|well|now|I|I want|that|you|yourself|you get rid of|physically|of|his|number|of|mobile And now I want you to physically get rid of his mobile number.

Allez on la bloque ! On la bloque ! let's go|we|her|we block|we|her|we block Come on, let's block her! Let's block her!

Elle a jamais eu de portable she|has|never|had|of|mobile phone She never had a mobile phone.

Elle avait un fixe mais ... she|she had|a|fixed|but She had a landline but ...

Ah oui d'accord ... Ah|yes|okay Oh yes, okay ...

Maintenant il faut que tu accueilles ton chagrin et que tu traverses ton émotion now|it|it is necessary|that|you|you welcome|your|sorrow|and|that|you|you go through|your|emotion Now you need to welcome your grief and go through your emotion.

Bon ! Mise en situation imagine que Maud est ton ex good|putting|in|situation|imagine|that|Maud|is|your|ex Good! Let's set the scene, imagine that Maud is your ex.

Et qu'elle pourrait revenir ... and|that she|she could|to come back And that she might come back...

Ok ! Maintenant tu vas mettre des mots dessus et tu vas lui dire tout ce que tu as sur le coeur Ok|now|you|you are going to|to put|some|words|on it|and|you|you are going to|to him/her|to tell|everything|that|that|you|you have|on|the|heart Okay! Now you're going to put words to it and tell her everything that's on your heart.

Euh bien ... uh|well Uh well...

Guitare guitar Guitar.

Hein ? huh Huh?

Y a pas de mot ?! there is|there|not|any|word There are no words?!

Parce que j'avais dit des mots because|that|I had|said|some|words Because I had said words

Mais c'est ça ses mots ! C'est sa manière à lui de s'exprimer ! C'est beau but|it's|that|his|words|it's|his|way|to|him|to|to express himself|it's|beautiful But those are his words! It's his way of expressing himself! It's beautiful

Oh ... Je l'aime Oh|I|I love her Oh... I love him

En tout cas même s'il n'y a rien avec Maud moi j'ai trouvé ça super cool, ça délivre un peu in|all|case|even|if there is|there is not|there is|nothing|with|Maud|me|I have|found|it|super|cool|it|it delivers|a|little In any case, even if there is nothing with Maud, I found it super cool, it delivers a bit.

Non mais comment ça rien ?! no|but|how|that|nothing No, but what do you mean nothing?!

En fait ta raison, quand quelqu'un t'aime plus ça ne sert à rien de lui en vouloir in|fact|your|reason|when|someone|they love you|more|it|not|it serves|to|nothing|to|him|in|to hold a grudge Actually, you're right, when someone doesn't love you anymore, it doesn't help to hold a grudge.

Mais elle pourrait t'aimer ! but|she|she could|to love you But she could love you!

Bon Maud je rappelle qu'on est dans un jeu de rôle good|Maud|I|I remind|that we are|we are|in|a|game|of|role Well Maud, I remind you that we are in a role-playing game.

Oui mais je suis comédienne et je m'investis ! Voilà ! yes|but|I|I am|actress|and|I|I invest myself|There you go Yes, but I am an actress and I invest myself! There you go!

Allez, c'est parti pour la bucket list ! let's go|it's|started|for|the|bucket|list Come on, let's go for the bucket list!

La quoi ? the|what The what?

C'est la liste de chose que t'adores faire, que t'a pas pu faire avec elle mais que tu pourrais faire avec quelqu'un d'autre it is|the|list|of|things|that|you love|to do|that|you have|not|been able to|to do|with|her|but|that|you|you could|to do|with|someone|else It's the list of things you love to do, that you couldn't do with her but that you could do with someone else.

Par exemple moi by|example|me For example, me.

Ou tout seul parce que c'est aussi très bien de reconnecter avec soi-même or|all|alone|because|that|it's|also|very|good|to|reconnect|with|| Or alone because it's also very good to reconnect with oneself.

Vas-y je t'écoute ! ||I|I listen to you Go ahead, I'm listening!

Et bah par exemple moi j'ai toujours adoré la plage mais elle aimait pas trop ça and|well|by|example|me|I have|always|loved|the|beach|but|she|she liked|not|too|that Well, for example, I've always loved the beach but she didn't like it too much.

Plage de Dunkerque beach|of|Dunkirk Dunkirk beach.

D'ailleurs mes parents peuvent t'accueillir moreover|my|parents|they can|to welcome you By the way, my parents can host you.

Maud ! Maud Maud!

Ensuite ? then And then?

Et bah par exemple moi je voulais prendre des cours de danse mais elle trouvait pas ça viril and|well|by|example|me|I|I wanted|to take|some|classes|of|dance|but|she|she found|not|that|manly Well, for example, I wanted to take dance lessons but she didn't find that manly.

Mais j'adore danser ! but|I love|to dance But I love dancing!

Non ... Maud ...T'adore apprendre des chorés sur Youtube no|Maud|you love|to learn|some|choreographies|on|YouTube No... Maud... You love learning choreography on YouTube.

Bin la cuisine aussi par exemple well|the|kitchen|also|by|example Well, the kitchen too for example

Oh ! La cuisine ? Oh|the|kitchen Oh! The kitchen?

Mais je peux t'apprendre la quiche aux endives, c'est ma spécialité ! but|I|I can|to teach you|the|quiche|with|endives|it's|my|specialty But I can teach you how to make endive quiche, it's my specialty!

Moi surtout ce que je voulais c'était de rencontrer de nouvelles personnes me|especially|that|that|I|I wanted|it was|to|to meet|new|new|people What I really wanted was to meet new people

Mais je suis une nouvelle personne but|I|I am|a|new|person But I am a new person

Mais quelle coïncidence ! but|what|coincidence But what a coincidence!

Voila, ca devient gênant ! here it is|it|it becomes|embarrassing There, it's getting awkward!

On va arrêter la méthode Juju we|we are going to|to stop|the|method|Juju We're going to stop the Juju method.

Donc c'est la fin et je pense que c'est aussi la fin de la problématique Bradley so|it's|the|end|and|I|I think|that|it's|also|the|end|of|the|issue|Bradley So this is the end, and I think it's also the end of the Bradley issue.

Oh ...Bradley... Oh|Bradley Oh... Bradley...

Allez faut des mots là ! Faut des mots faut des mots ! come on|it is necessary|some|words|there|it is necessary|some|words|it is necessary|some|words Come on, we need words here! We need words, we need words!

Ouais ouais ouais... yeah|yeah|yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah...

Tu as fait de moi un homme bien meilleur you|you have|made|of|me|a|man|much|better You have made me a much better man

Je me demande encore pourquoi I|me|I wonder|still|why I still wonder why

J'ai des hauts le coeur ... I have|some|highs|the|heart I feel nauseous...

Non c'est moche no|it's|ugly No, it's ugly

Pourquoi j'ai pas de cuit vapeur why|I have|not|of|cooked|steam Why don't I have a steamer?

Pfff ...Juliette ! Pfff|Juliette Pfff ...Juliette!

Où est mon vibromasseur ? where|is|my|vibrator Where is my vibrator?

Bah ? Quoi ? Je cherche Maud ! well|what|I|I am looking for|Maud Well? What? I'm looking for Maud!

Oh moi j'aime bien hein Oh|me|I like|well|right Oh I like it, you know?

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