你 微笑 时 很 美 EP09 You're Beautiful When You Smile EP09

尊贵 的 各位 粉丝 朋友 们 Ladies and gentlemen,

我 又 又 又 来 了 I'm back.

你们 唯一 的 真瓜 天后 I'm your one and only Queen Zhen Gua.

决战 ！ 平安 京 职业联赛 全国 联赛 The OPL National Championship

即将 开始 will begin soon.

各个 战队 都 开始 准备 官宣 首发 名单 Every team is preparing to announce their starting roster.

然而 YQCB 战队 射手 却 迟迟 未定 But the AD for Team YQCB hasn't been decided yet.

自从 ZGDX 替补 中 单律 回归 之后 Ever since the return of Team ZGDX's substitute Mid, Lv,

首发 名单 也 一直 悬而未决 their team hasn't decided on their final line-up yet.

所以 童谣 和律 So, between Smiling and Lv,

你们 赌 谁 who will you guys bet on?

你 也 不是 首发 You're not included as well.

你 那么 认真 干吗 Why are you training so hard then?

我 肯定 是 首发 I will start for the team.

你 肯定 不是 首发 You will never start for the team.

你 肯定 不是 首发 You will never start for the team.

你 过来 呀 You, come over here.

智障 Moron,

你 过来 呀 you come here.

瑞总 你们 终于 来 了 Mr. Rui, you guys are finally here.

你好 你好 等 了 你们 好久 了 -Nice to meet you. -We've been waiting for a long time.

诚哥 也 在 Brother Cheng is here as well?

来来来 快 里面 请 Hurry, please.

来 跟上 Come on, pick up the pace.

这边 请 你好 -Please. -Hello.

粉底 太厚 了 You put too much foundation.

有 吗 Is that so?

我 看看 Let me check.

还 真的 啊 You're right.

那 我 就 不 给 你 遮 瑕 了 I won't apply the concealer for you then.

我 直接 给 你 上 定妆 粉 吧 I'll apply the setting powder for you directly.

好 吧 Okay?

天 哪 Brother Cheng, why is your skin complexion this good?

诚哥 你 皮肤 怎么 这么 好 啊

我 知道 I know.

那 你 有 什么 保养 的 秘诀 吗 What's your secret in maintaining your complexion?

年轻 My youth.

已经 非常 帅 了 You're handsome enough.

不用 再化 了 吧 There's no need for makeup.

不 可以 的 呦 You can't do so.

化 完会 更帅 You'll be more handsome after I apply makeup for you.

宝贝 来 吧 Baby, come on.

干吗 给 我 刮 眉毛 Why are you shaving my eyebrows?

本胖爷 的 眉毛 很帅 的 好 吗 My eyebrows look good, okay?

是 很帅 They do look good.

但是 两边 的 高低 不 一样 你 发现 了 吗 But have you realized that they're unequal?

有 吗 Is that so?

有 的 Yes.

用 五零 二号 唇色 打底 Use 502 as the base,

再涂 三 零 三号 唇色 and apply 303 after that.

这样 显得 自然 又 有 气色 It'll look natural and energetic.

我能 不能不 画眼线 Can I skip the eyeliner?

这 看上去 太 奇怪 了 This looks strange.

你 确定 吗 Are you sure about that?

瑞哥 Brother Rui,

你 过来 看 一下 take a look.

我 给 老 猫 画 了 眼线 以后 Doesn't he look more exquisite

是不是 更加 精致 了 呢 after I drew the eye line for him?

必须 画 Draw it for him.

来 放松 Relax.

你 这样 我 没法 画 I can't draw it for you when you're this tense.

小 哥哥 给 我 多 打点 侧影 Mister, please apply more shadow for me.

我 脸 盘子 大 My face is huge.

你 的 脸 可不 大 亲爱 的 My dear, your face isn't huge at all.

真的 吗 Really?

我 第一次 听 别人 这么 说 This is the first time someone else has said that to me.

就是 肉 有点 多 It's just a bit meaty.

老 K 你 看 我 眼线 精致 吗 K, do you think my eye line looks exquisite?

童谣 还 没化 完 呢 Tong Yao, you aren't done with the makeup yet?

女人 就是 麻烦 呀 Women are really troublesome.

没事 It's okay.

反正 也 是 先拍 个人 定妆 照 Since we're taking individual profile pictures for now.

走 咱先 去 拍 Let's go.

等 他们 照完 你 应该 也 差不多 了 I think you'll be done when they're finished with their pictures.

没事 慢慢 化 It's fine. Take your time.

等等 瑞哥

战 队服 在 哪 呢 Where's my uniform?

在 沙发 上 呢 It's on the sofa.

那 更衣室 呢 Where's the dressing room then?

你 就 在 这 随便 找个 地方 换 吧 Just find a random spot.

反正 也 没人 看 Since no one will be watching anyway.

那 你 要 换 吗 Do you want to change into your uniform?

你 要 换 的话 我先 出去 If so, I'll leave the room for now.

不急 不急 It's fine.

再化 一会儿 Let's continue.

好 我们 ZGDX 不愧 是 电 竞 明星队 啊 Team ZGDX is a celebrity team indeed. 看 我们 诚哥 的 腿 Look at Brother Cheng's legs.

小胖 I think you should take the picture alone.

你 要 不 还是 自己 拍 吧

你 自己 没有 对比 的话 You'll be the most handsome fatty around

绝对 是 胖子 里 的 大 帅哥 if you take the picture alone.

我 谢谢 你 Thank you for that.

这种 话 去年 你 已经 说 过 一遍 了 You said the same thing last year.

都 几点 了 I think it's time for the group picture.

差不多 拍 合照 了 吧 It's almost time to take a group photo

是 啊 都 几点 了 Yeah, what time is it?

我们 的 小姐姐 怎么 还 没来 Our missy isn't here yet.

我们 白色 这些 都 拍 完 了 We're done with our pictures in white.

她 该 不会 把 自己 化成 武则天 了 吧 Don't tell me she transformed herself into Empress Wu Zetian through makeup?

女人 啊 就是 磨蹭 Women are a drag indeed.

当 她们 说 要 出门 的 时候 When they say they need to go out,

就 意味着 要 洗头 梳头 吹头 that means they need to wash, comb, and blow their hair.

搭配 衣服 喷香 水 They need to choose the right combination of outfits, perfume,

选 包包 选 鞋子 bags, and shoes as well.

对 说得对 You're right. 那 我 安排 一下 啊 I'll rush her.

诚哥 Brother Cheng,

要 不 你 去 把 她 叫 过来 吧 why don't you bring her here?

我 去 You want me to go?

你 真会 安排 啊 You're so smart.

她 怕 你 She's afraid of you.

你 一 露脸 When you show your face,

她 就 屁滚尿流 地滚 过来 了 she'll rush here in terror.

来 小胖 Come, Fatty.

来 继续 Let's continue.

托尼 老师 Mister,

你 看 我 眼影 是不是 还 得 再 加一点 do you think you need to darken my eyeshadow?

不用 了 非常 好 了 No need. You look great enough.

我 怎么 感觉 我 的 睫毛 要 掉 了 呢 Why do I feel like my eyelashes are going to fall off?

真的 已经 非常 好 了 You look good enough.

姐妹 你 放心 吧 Sister, don't worry.

它 不会 掉 的 啊 It won't fall off.

一会儿 他们 该 催 你 了 I think they're going to rush you.

好 吧 那 我 先去 换战 队服 了 Alright then. I'll change into my uniform now.

那 你 先换 吧 Go ahead.

谢谢 Thank you.

看来 还是 今阳 有 经验 Jin Yang is experienced indeed.

矮子 太阳 都 快 下山 Shorty, the sun is almost setting.

你 快点 Hurry up.

哥 你 搞 什么 鬼 啊 Brother, what are you doing?

摄影棚 催 了 The photographer is rushing us.

哥 你 怎么 了 Brother, what's wrong with you?

那个 死 矮子 呢 Where's that shorty?

你 先回去 You should return first.

怎么 了 What's wrong?

她 在 里面 Is she inside?

在 干吗 呢 Yes. 不 知道 你 先回去 I don't know. You should return first.

她 很快 就 来 She'll be there immediately.

那小瑞非 让 我 和 她 拍个 双人 照 Xiao Rui wanted me and her to take a picture together.

所以 我 才 过来 的 That's why I'm here.

行 那 你们 快点 啊 Alright, you guys better be quick.

你 刚刚 在 和 谁 说话 Who were you speaking to just now?

陆岳 Lu Yue.

穿 好 衣服 就 出来 别 磨磨蹭蹭 的 You should come out when you're done. Stop wasting our time.

所以 你 刚刚 都 看到 了 So, you saw everything just now?

又 没 瞎 I'm not blind.

那 图案 很小 的 The pictures were tiny.

可是 我 看到 了 But I saw them nonetheless.

我 都 说 了 进屋 之前 要 先 敲门 I told you to knock on the door before coming in.

刚才 陆岳 也 想 直接 进来 Lu Yue was going to barge into the room just now.

是 我 拦住 他 的 I was the one who stopped him.

我 说 你 呢 I was talking about you.

扯 什么 陆岳 Why are you dragging Lu Yue into this?

你 在 里面 待 了 一个 小时 四十分钟 You've been inside for one hour and 40 minutes.

我 推开 门 看 你 这种 状态 The possibility of me

穿着 这种 衣服 的 概率 seeing you in that outfit

和 我 推开 门 and the possibility of me

看见 你 已经 躺 在 地上 死掉 的 概率 seeing you dead on the floor

基本 五五开 are 50% respectively.

但是 But

抱歉 I'm sorry.

下次 我会 先 敲门 I'll knock before I open the door next time.

陆思诚 居然 会 跟 我 道歉 (Lu Si Cheng is actually apologizing to me?)

你 有 病 啊 Are you out of your mind?

干吗 突然 一本正经 跟 我 道歉 Why are you apologizing to me in such a former manner?

我 以为 你 需要 一个 一本正经 的 道歉 I thought you needed a formal apology.

我 需要 啊 I do need it.

放在 古代 你 这 是 要 娶 我 的 You need to marry me for that if we were in the ancient era.

别 太过分 了 You better don't go too far.

不要 蹬 鼻子 上 脸 Don't push your luck.

我错 了 I'm sorry.

你们 终于 来 了 You guys are finally here.

小姐姐 Missy,

你 脸 怎么 了 what's with your face?

什么 怎么 了 What do you mean?

你 见 过 猴子 的 腚 吗 Have you ever seen a monkey's bum?

你们 在 房间 里 干吗 了 What were you guys up to in the room?

跑过来 的 We rushed here.

不是 赶时间 吗 I thought we were in a hurry.

跑过来 的 为什么 不会 喘气 呢 Why aren't you panting if you rushed here in the first place?

我腿长 It's because I have long legs.

好 了 好 了 别 瞎聊 了 啊 Alright, stop it already.

言归正传 Returning to the subject at hand,

童谣 拍照 Tong Yao, it's your turn.

好 拍照 了 拍照 了 It's her turn to take pictures. 走 那个 双手 抱臂 Fold your arms. 下颚 呢 微微 地 上扬 Raise your chin a little bit.

目视 前方 Look towards the front.

垂下 眼 Look downwards.

好 这样 不会 拍得 脸 很大 吗 Doesn't that make my face look big? 会 还 垂下 眼 You want me to look downwards? 不 就 没有 眼睛 了 吗 Doesn't that make my eyes smaller?

但是 这样 就 霸气 啊 But you look cool that way.

你 就 想象 一下 自己 是 女王 Imagine yourself as a queen.

女王 Queen?

对 你 让 这 拇指 姑娘 装 女王 -Yeah. -You want Thumbelina to be a queen?

好歹 要 考虑一下 You should at least

人家 人设 可不 可塑 啊 consider the nature of her character.

陆岳 Lu Yue,

你 上去 跟 童谣 拍 一组 双人 照 take a picture together with Tong Yao.

要 那种 宿命 对决 Make it as if

命运 争斗 的 感觉 you two were a pair of fated rivals.

那种 激烈 碰撞 I want a fierce

充满 杀气 的 and intense look.

主力 与 替补 之间 那种 无声 的 战争 An unspoken conflict between the main member and the substitute.

要 制造 出 一种 你们 俩 之间 You need to create a feeling of conflict

因为 竞技 关系 而 产生 的 矛盾 感 between the two of you.

让开 点 让开 点 Move out of the way.

这里 Over here.

拿出 你们 平时 抢 凳子 时 的 弱智 感 Show us how retarded you two were when you two were fighting for the chair.

小瑞 其实 要 的 是 你们 的 本色 出演 Xiao Rui actually wanted you two to portray your own nature.

诚哥 站上去 吧 Brother Cheng, get up there.

干什么 What?

拍照 啊 Go and take a picture with her.

我 为什么 要 跟 她 单独 拍照 啊 Why should I take a picture with her?

ZGDX 的 男神 和 女神 You two are the god and the goddess of Team ZGDX.

当然 也 要 出片 出图 啊 Of course you two need to take a picture together.

俱乐部 公关部 要求 的 Our HR department was the one who requested it.

你 不 拍 也 会 被 合成 的 Even if you don't take it, people will edit the picture anyway.

还 不如 拍 得 好看 点儿 是不是 If that's the case, why don't you take a better-looking picture?

拿个 凳子 过来 Get us a stool.

小姐姐 你 先 下来 Missy, come down.

没 让 你 站上去 I'm not asking you to stand on it.

诚哥 你 坐 着 Brother Cheng, sit down.

我 怎么 感觉 这么 像照 婚纱照 Why do I feel like I'm at a wedding photo shoot?

像 像 像 It does feel like it.

来看 这里 Look over here.

可以 打 可以 打 Go for it.

上 高 地上 高地 Get on the highland.

等 我 上 等 我 控住 对面 这个 Wait for me. Wait until I stun the enemy.

别急 别急 Don't be nervous.

可以 打 可以 打 We can kill him.

上 好好 好 -Go. -Okay.

老猫 来 一下 Lao Mao, come here.

来来来 Coming.

来 来 I'm coming!

漂亮 Yes!

简单 啊 这 把 Easy game.

姐姐 Sister,

菜 啊 you're so noob.

你 蹲 在 这 跟 秃鹫 似的 盯 着 我 You're staring at me as if a vulture is staring at its meal.

我能 好好 发挥 吗 How could I perform at my best?

再说 不是 赢 了 吗 Besides, we won the match, right?

既然 比赛 赢 了 我 准备 点个 下午茶 Since you won the match, I'll prepare some snacks for your afternoon tea.

你 要 吃 什么 可以 -What do you want? -That's great.

我要 吃 那个 I want the...

叫 什么 来 着 What's the name again?

你们 不用 给 我点 了

今阳 一会儿 来 找 我 I will meet up with Jin Yang later.

我 跟 她 一块儿 去 吃 I'll have my meal together with her.

给 你 点个 沙拉 这个 这个 这个 -I'll order a salad for you. -This one.

给 你 点个 这个 这个 -I'll order this for you. -This one.

我 吃 过 这个 I've eaten that before.

怎么 了 What's wrong?

官博发 了 我们 昨天 定妆 照 的 图透 The official account posted a teaser of our profile pictures.

这张 照片 真不错 This picture looks great.

你 看 这个 Look at this.

不错呀 陆岳帅 呀 -Not bad at all. -Lu Yue looks so cool.

你 看 后面 Look at the back.

我 的 律 你 终于 出现 了 (My Lv! You've finally appeared!)

这 照片 感觉 不错 (This picture looks great.)

新一代 光与影 诞生 了 (They are the new light and shadow duo.)

越来越 期待 全国 联赛 (I'm excited for the National Championship.)

岳谣 党 现在 异军突起 了 (Those who ship Lu Yue and Tong Yao is starting to rise.)

我们 小岳岳 可是 名副其实 的 小 鲜肉 (Our Yue is actually a hunk!)

童谣 不是 跟 诚哥 一对 吗 (I thought Smiling was a couple with Brother Cheng.)

这 照片 是 要 搞 事情 啊 (Is she trying to create trouble here?)

诚谣 党 坚定 自己 的 立场 (We who ship Lu Si Cheng and Tong Yao must stay strong.)

不要 动摇 啊 (We mustn't falter.)

照片 是 我 让 官博发 的 I was the one who told them to post the pictures.

在 正式 公布 之前 啊 Before we post them officially,

让 能 看 明白 的 人 都 看 明白 we'll let them know what's happening.

看 明白 的 人 不 多 Most of them don't know what's happening.

大多数 人 都 以为 贵队 一女 嫁 二夫 Most of them thought our female player is two-timing the male players.

去 民政局 登记 结婚 了 They thought she's going to get married.

大多数 人 Most of them?

谁 啊 Who are they?

我妈 他妈 My mother, and his mother.

手机 五个 未接 来电 Five unanswered calls

十几条 短信 未回 and over ten unseen messages.

都 在 问 我 的 儿子 们 Both of them are asking

是不是 有 女朋友 了 if their son has a girlfriend,

为什么 拍 情侣 照 放在 官博 上面 asking about the reason they posted their couple photo on the official account.

还 说 为什么 都 是 同一个 女人 And they are asking why it's the same girl for both of her sons.

喂 妈 Hello, Mum?

没有 没有 没有 My relationship with Tong Yao isn't like what you think!

我 和 童谣 不是 你 想 的 那样

我哥 Brother?

至于 我哥 I don't know

那 我 还 就 不 知道 whether my brother...

还好 我 爸妈 没微博 It's lucky my parents don't have accounts on Weibo.

微醺 好喝 Rio is delicious.

配着 小姑娘 的 照片 更好 喝 It's even more delicious when I can enjoy it while looking at a pretty lady.

照片 不错 哦 Your picture looks great.

什么 呀 What?

我们 队 禁止 内部 消化 的 Our club forbids us to date members of the team.

禁止 内部 消化 Really?

那 你 和 诚哥 共处一室 But what about you and Brother Cheng sleeping in the same room?

是 你 失忆 了 还是 我 瞎 了 Did you lose your memories? Or was I blind?

什么 跟 什么 呀 What are you talking about?

那 是 他 看 我 从 床上 掉下来 He just came to tease me

故意 来看 我 笑话 的 because I fell from my bed.

装 你 再 装 Please continue your act.

我 可是 要 来 好好 打 职业 的 I'm here to be a pro gamer.

谁 也 没 说 你 是 居心叵测 来 的 呀 No one said you were here with an ulterior motive.

评论 里 都 说 是 Everyone in the comment was saying that.

你 管 他们 呢 Just ignore them.

我 听说 诚哥 和 陆岳 是 亲兄弟 I heard that Brother Cheng and Lu Yue are biological brothers.

你 别说 It's true that

长得 还 真 挺 像 they do look alike.

但诚哥 更 高 一点 But Brother Cheng is taller than him.

帅 倒 是 差不多 的 帅 But he's almost as handsome as his elder brother.

那 一瞬间 都 让 我 产生 了 一种 At that moment, I was tricked into thinking

电 竞圈 遍地 都 是 小帅哥 的 错觉 that the e-sports industry was filled with hunks.

然后 呢 After that?

然后 我 怎么 在 After that,

遍地 都 是 小帅哥 的 圈子里 I was thinking that why I found a boyfriend like Ai Jia

找 了 艾佳 这么 一个 残羹冷炙 when the e-sports industry was filled with hunks.

艾佳 也 很帅 啊 Ai Jia is pretty handsome as well.

但是 跟诚 哥比 还是 差点 But Brother Cheng is more handsome than him.

诚哥 可是 电竞 男神 啊 Brother Cheng is the god of the e-sports industry.

艾佳 顶多 就是 一 狗皮膏药 Ai Jia is just a clingy guy.

成天 粘着 我 He pesters me every day.

胳膊 抡 圆 了 甩 都 甩不掉 I can't get rid of him no matter what I do.

我 看 你 是 偷着乐 吧 I think you're enjoying it.

不过 话说回来 啊 But speaking of which,

定妆 照 那天 did you really wear the one with the rabbit

你 真的 穿 的 兔子 胡萝卜 when you were taking your profile pictures?

是 啊 Yeah.

怎么 不 好看 吗 What? Does it look that bad?

我 感觉 我 好像 搞错 了 一件 事 I think I was mistaken.

什么 What?

但 也 说 不好 But it's hard to say.

有人 喜欢 那款 Maybe someone does like that design.

但 你 一定 要 小心 啊 But you must be extra careful.

喜欢 那款 的 人 People who like that kind of designs

毫无疑问 一定 是 变态 are perverts for sure.

什么 What are you talking about?

你 和 陆岳 谁 是 首发 这件 事情 [Who will you pick between Smiling and Lv?] Everyone on the Internet is discussing

在 网上 闹 得 沸沸扬扬 的 who will start for the team between you and Lv.

竟然 还有 人 发起 了 投票 Someone even made a poll out of it.

可以 呀 姐妹 Sister, not bad at all.

没想到 你 有 这么 多 粉丝 啊 I didn't expect you to have this many fans.

我 这么 有 实力 又 可爱 I'm capable and cute at the same time.

当然 有 粉丝 了 Of course I have plenty of fans.

和 陆岳 那种 靠 脸 吃饭 的 不 一样 I'm different from Lu Yue, who can only make a living with his looks.

你们 这些 粉丝 可 真够 专业 的 [Team ZDGX's strengths and weaknesses] Your fans are really professional.

还 做 了 个 视频 They even made a video

来 分析 你们 的 优劣势 呢

这 简直 跟 大学 This is just like

汇报 课题 做 的 幻灯片 一样 the PowerPoint Presentation we did for our course.

真是 真爱 啊 They really love you.

有 这 努力 劲儿 啊 With this kind of effort,

追 许凯 都 能 追 得到 they might be able to court Xu Kai.

给 我 看看 Let me see Lu Yue's weaknesses.

我 看看 陆岳有 什么 劣势

请问 这些 人 有事吗 [She has too many rumors about being with Lu Si Cheng] Excuse me? Are they out of their minds?

绯闻 能 跟 游戏 实力 成正比 吗 How could they let rumors determine the capability of a pro gamer?

一看 就是 小学生 弄 的 I'm sure a bunch of primary school students made this.

拉 仇恨 啊 姐妹 Sister, they're trying to make others hate you.

你 可是 跟 万千 少女 的 梦 You're living together

住 在 同一个 屋檐下 with the dream guy of every girl out there.

二十四 小时 朝夕相处 You're spending your entire day with him.

我 都 要 羡慕 哭 了 Even I'm envious of you.

你 这个 有夫之妇 You have a boyfriend.

注意 下 你 的 言辞 啊 You better mind your words.

聊完 了 吗 (Are you done chatting?)

明神 让 你 下来 训练 (God Ming wants you to attend your training.)

再 不 下来 就要 上来 抓人 了 (If not, he'll go up and arrest you.)

别别别 马上 就 下来 (Please don't. I'm coming.)

别 冲动 (Calm down.)

这个 兔子 抱紧 胡萝卜 Rabbit with a Carrot

让 你 别 冲动 is asking you to calm down.

抱紧 胡萝卜 Rabbit with a Carrot?

哥 你 该 交代 了 Brother, it's time for you to explain yourself.

什么 Who is this

这个 兔子 抱紧 胡萝卜

的 微信名 是 谁 呀 Rabbit with a Carrot?

小姐姐 你 没事 吧 Missy, are you okay?

你 跑 什么 不 危险 啊 Why are you running? Don't you know it's dangerous?

小姐姐 你 没事 吧 Missy, are you okay?

跑 为什么 呀 Why did you run just now?

不 危险 哪 Don't you know it's dangerous?

你 这 脸 要是 摔坏 了 You have to spend a lot on plastic surgery

整容 得花 多少钱 啊 if you fell on your face.

谣谣 你 还好 吧 Yao Yao, are you okay?

来 有没有 摔 到 哪儿 啊 Are you hurt? 疼 吗 Does it hurt?

走走 走 Let's go.

用 手机 就 用 You shouldn't peek at the irrelevant information

乱 看 什么 while using my phone.

好奇心 那么 重 Stop being so curious.

你 刚刚 没事 吧 Are you okay?

没事 I'm fine.

那 我 走 了 I'll leave now.

你 训练 加油 啊 Good luck with your training.

你 不 顺便去 隔壁 看看 你 前男友 Don't you want to visit your ex-boyfriend on your way back?

傲娇 一时 爽 追妻 火葬场 He feels great when he was ignoring me, but he'll regret it when he returns to me.

就让 他 在 火葬场 里面 灰飞烟灭 吧 Just let him perish.

走 啦 I'll go now.

你 跟 我 出来 一趟 Follow me.

给 我 Give it to me.

自己 拿 Take it yourself.

好喝 I meant my phone.

我 说 的 是 手机

备注 删了 Delete the nickname.

什么 What?

备注 删了 Delete the nickname.

什么 备注 啊 What nickname?

备注 删了 Delete the nickname.

听不懂 你 在 说 什么 I don't understand what you're saying.

备注 删了 Delete the nickname.

你 说 那个 备注 啊 You mean that nickname?

我 怎么 记得 Why do I remember

当时 我 让 谁 删微博 的 时候 that when I told someone to delete her post on Weibo,

她 告诉 我 是 she said

不 那么 久 以前 的 事情 It was so long ago. 你 怎么 记仇 到 现在 You're still holding a grudge over that?

再说 Besides,

那 是 你 先 把 我关 在 门外 的 you were the one who locked me out in the first place.

你 不 也 记仇 到 现在 吗 You're still holding a grudge yourself.

你 这 备注 太 奇怪 了 The nickname is too strange.

万一 以后 要是 谁 看到 我内 What if someone saw my under...

内 什么 I mean, that thing,

再 联想 下 你 的 备注 and if they relate it to the nickname you gave me,

你 觉得 人家 会 怎么 想 what would they think about it?

你 还 打算 给 谁 看 你 那样 Who do you plan to show that thing to?

我 不 打算 给 谁 看 I don't plan to show it to anyone else.

但是 你 这样 我 很 不安 But I feel insecure when you do so.

为什么 会 不安 Why do you feel insecure?

你 有没有 觉得 Don't you think

你 给 你 的 队友 微信 的 备注 名 giving your teammate a nickname

是 她 内衣 的 图案 you came up with

这样 的 行为 after seeing her underwear

就 像 一个 变态 makes you a pervert?

变态 A pervert?

要 变态 也 不 对 你 这样 的 变态 啊 If I really am a pervert, I wouldn't be interested in you.

当 我 没 审美 还是 当 我 傻 了 Do you think I have no sense of beauty? Or do you think I'm a fool?

算你狠 You win this time.

别过来 别过来 Don't come here!

救命 啊 Help!

喂 你 走开 Hey, go away!

你 这 什么 兔子 呀 What kind of rabbit are you?

走开 Go away!

怎么 会 有 你 这么 变态 的 兔子 啊 Why is there a rabbit as perverted as you?

要 变态 也 不 对 你 这样 的 变态 啊 If I really am a pervert, I wouldn't be interested in you.

你 当 我 没 审美 啊 Do you think I have no sense of beauty?

是 你 疯 了 还是 我 傻 了 Are you crazy? Or do you think I'm a fool?

走开 Go away!

大饼 Da Bing,

下次 再 在 我 睡觉 的 时候 坐在 我 脸上 if you sit on my face again when I'm sleeping,

你 就 出去 外面 睡 I'll kick you out of the room.

要 变态 也 不 对 你 这样 的 变态 啊 (If I really am a pervert, I wouldn't be interested in you.)

你 当 我 没 审美 啊 Do you think I have no sense of beauty?

是 你 疯 了 还是 我 傻 了 Are you crazy? Or do you think I'm a fool?

我 是 魔 怔 了 吗 Am I possessed by something?

不止 在 梦里 梦 到 你 Not only do I dream about you,

而且 连 看到 你 都 能 想到 陆思诚 I'm thinking about Lu Si Cheng when I look at you.

这 周 全国 联赛 就要 开幕 了 The National Championship will begin this week.

到时候 我们 要 抽签 确定 对手 By then, we need to draw a lot to see who's our opponent.

为了 你们 迅速 进入状态 In order for you guys to be ready,

这次 我们 约 了 this time,

YQCB 战队 的 训练赛 we'll have a practice match with Team YQCB.

隔壁 保级战 队 The team who's going to be relegated?

我们 为什么 要 和 他们 打 Why are we going against them?

他们 的 新 射手 到 了 Their new AD has arrived.

听说 也 是 个 大 新闻 I heard that he's a great player.

所以 我们 要 提前 做好 准备 哦 So, we need to be prepared.

童谣 一会儿 训练赛 Tong Yao, you'll play

你 上 for the training match.

给瑞 哥比 心 Brother Rui, here's a love for you.

比错 人 了 啊 You're mistaken.

诚哥 和 明神 的 决定 Brother Cheng and God Ming were the ones who made the decision.

为什么 呀 But why?

你 刚回来 You just returned to the team.

还 没 跟 大家 磨合 过 You haven't settled in yet.

今天 这场 比赛 还是 童谣 上 吧 Tong Yao will play the match today.

那 是不是 我 就 会 是 首发 So, am I included in the starting line-up for the championship?

那 可不 一定 啊 Not necessarily.

全国 联赛 开始 之前 It depends on

要 看 你 跟 陆岳 的 数据 对比 图 both of your statistics before the National Championship.

谁 更 优秀 谁 才 是 首发 中单 The better player will be included in the starting line-up.

某人 要是 今天下午 再输 If someone loses again,

饮水机 旁边 那 冰冷 无情 的 椅子 she gets to sit in the cold chair

就是 你 的 beside the drinking machine.

他们 准备 好 了 进 房间 吧 They're ready. Join the room.

大家 加油 啊 Good luck, everyone.

我 去 弄 点 吃 的 快点 -I'll get some food. -Hurry.

交给 你 了 I'll leave it to you.

好好 好

来 吧 Come on.

对面 射手 的 ID 怎么 也 是 乱码 [YQCB_ XBANG, YQCB_kdoaukweo, YQCB_kdoaukweo] Why is the ID of the opposite AD garbled?

怎么 了 What's wrong?

没想到 这个 世界 上 I didn't expect someone else

居然 还有 人 和 你 一样 变态 to be as perverted as you.

注意 你 的 言辞 Mind your words.

大家 一会 好好 打 Let's do our best later.

跟 我 一起 走 Follow me.

好好 来 了 来 了 Okay, it's starting.

好好 发育 Farm well.

别 打架 Don't clash.

等 老 K 来 抓 Wait for K to help you with the gank.

诚哥 对面 射手 有点 凶 啊 Brother Cheng, their AD is quite fierce.

你 先回去 补 状态 Return to the base for now.

好 诚哥 怎么回事 Brother Cheng, what's going on? 对面 妖狐 越塔强 杀 Their Youko dived the tower and killed him.

这 也 太凶了 吧 Aren't they too fierce?

闭嘴 继续 Shut up. Let's continue.

陆思诚 复活 了 Lu Si Cheng has respawned.

我们 准备 撤 Prepare to retreat.

小胖 跟我走 Fatty, follow me.

注意 卡 视野 Use the fog of war.

得 令 Yes, sir.

他们 来 了 上 They're here. Go.

我 去 他们 怎么 会 在 这 My goodness! Why are they here?

他们 怎么 会 在 这 Why did they appear in that area?

小姐姐 you didn't tell us that the Mid was missing.

中路 人 不见 了 你 咋 没 吱 一声 啊 The passerby is gone, why didn't you say anything?

我 刚刚 看见 他 回城 了 I saw him teleporting to the base just now.

谁 知道 是 个 演员 I didn't expect them to trick me.

诚哥 Brother Cheng,

他们 怎么 会 知道 你 去 偷 小野 [Youko] How did they know you went for the creep?

你 刚刚 被 发现 了 吗 Were you seen just now?

不 可能 That's impossible.

我 都 快 贴 到 你 身上 了 I was sticking to you as close as I can.

我 怎么 感觉 Why do I think

对面 突然 很 懂 你 的 套路 啊 that our enemy knows your every move?

诚哥 稳住 啊 Brother Cheng, hang in there.

你们 这样 我 很 慌 的 I'm nervous when you guys play in this manner.

要 不换 我 上 呗 Swap with me then.

走开 回 你 的 饮水机 旁待 着 去 Go away. Go back to the drinking machine.

胖子 开 大 Fatty, use your ultimate.

得 令 Yes, sir.

漂亮 Yes!

666 Brother Cheng is as strong as ever.

诚哥 还是 那个 诚哥

诚哥 你 干吗 Brother Cheng, what are you doing?

你点 他们 呀 Attack them!

诚哥 你 点 他们 呀 Brother Cheng, attack them!

点 啊 点 啊 Attack!

走位 走位

妖狐 是 我 的 Youko is mine.

诚哥 你 去 哪 Brother Cheng, where are you going?

诚哥 你 干吗 Brother Cheng, what are you doing?

来 A 呀 Where's our AD?

我们 家 射手 呢

走 丢 了 Is he lost?

举报 我们 家 射手 Report our AD.

不 参团 He didn't join our teamfight.

扣分 差评 Deduct his mark.

我 控住 了 上 追 I stunned him! Go! After him!

一个 漂亮 One more hit. Nice.

走走 走 上 上 上 Let's go! Go!

上 上 上 Go! Go!

我 开大 我 开大 快快 快 -I'm using my ultimate! -Quick! Quick!

赢 啦 Yes!

太棒了

又 赢 啦 You guys won again?

终于 赢 了 We finally won.

这 把 打得 太累 了 That last match was exhausting.

对面 妖狐 是 谁 呀 Who's playing Youko from the opposite team?

打 得 这么 凶 He was so fierce.

教皇 来 了 Hierophant is here.

教皇 Hierophant?

什么 教皇 来 了 What do you mean?

诚哥 你 别 骗 我 了 Brother Cheng, don't lie to me.

能够 连续 拿下 我 两血 To be able to kill me twice in a row,

又 能 把 妖狐 和 百目 鬼 to be able to master Youko and Dodomeki

琢磨 得 这么 透 的 人 to such an extent,

除了 教皇 不会 有 第二个 Hierophant is the only person who is capable of that.

所以 是 教皇 去 了 YQCB 战队 So, Hierophant joined Team YQCB?

什么 意思 What do you mean?

你们 再说 一遍 Say that again.

应该 马上 就会 官宣 了 I guess they will announce it soon.

还 没有 官宣 的 事情 They haven't announced the news yet.

诚哥 为什么 这么 确定 啊 But why is Brother Cheng so sure about it?

他 那么 了解 教皇 Does he understand Hierophant that well?

上次 小瑞 不是 说 过 吗 Didn't Xiao Rui say this before?

诚哥 和 教皇 Brother Cheng and Hierophant

光与影 are just like light and shadow.

这个 我 知道 I know that.

不过 他们 关系 那么 好 But they are great friends, aren't they?

我 嗅到 了 一丝 八卦 的 味道 I smell something strange.

到底 怎么回事 What exactly is going on?

有 奸情 Brother Cheng

我们 诚哥 以前

也 是 在 韩国 一线 战队 做 替补 的 used to be the substitute member for Korea's top team.

当时 做 的 就是 教皇 的 替补 Back then, he was the substitute for Hierophant.

两人 无论 从 打法 风格 From their play style

还是 式 神池 to their Shikigami pool,

都 是 一个 模子 里刻 出来 的 both of them are cut from the same cloth.

当时 国内外 就 有人 说 Back then, people all said

诚哥 是 教皇 的 影子 that Brother Cheng was Hierophant's shadow.

也 有人 说 他 是 模仿 教皇 Some people also said that he was trying to imitate Hierophant.

诚哥 那种 人 你 也 知道 啦 You know Brother Cheng well enough.

心比天高 He's immensely prideful.

估计 不爽 这种 说法 很久 了 I guess he's unhappy with the names given by them.

还 真官 宣了 They did announce the news.

教皇 加入 YQCB Hierophant has joined Team YQCB?

还有 好多 粉丝 留言 评论 呢 So many fans are commenting on it.

来 了 来 了 (Here they come.)

千里 追妻 (He came back because of his love.)

我们 君赫 哥哥 (Our Brother Gun Hyuk)

来 决战 ！ 平安 京 职业联赛 了 (has joined the OPL!)

我 不是 在 做梦 吧 (I'm not dreaming, right?)

如果 这 都 不算 爱 (If this isn't true love, then what is?)

是 爱情 啊 诚哥 你 看到 了 吗 (This is true love. Brother Cheng, have you seen this?)

你 的 君赫 欧巴来 了 (Your Brother Gun Hyuk is here.)

不过 我 很 好奇 But I'm curious as to

为什么 教皇 来 中国 了 why Hierophant came to China.

这 还 不 明白 You still don't understand?

因为 诚哥 呗 It's because of Brother Cheng.

陆思诚 和 教皇 Chessman and Hierophant.

教皇 和 棋子 The hierophant and his pawn.

就 像 影和光 一样 Just like light and its shadow.

不过 之前 小瑞 也 说 了 But Xiao Rui did say it as well.

虽然 瑟瑟 发抖 是 有点 过 了 Although cowering in fear is a bit excessive,

但是 诚哥 以前 在 韩国 打 职业 的 时候 when Brother Cheng was playing in the Korean league,

也 有 一段时间 锋芒 大盛 he did shine.

将 教皇 摁 在 替补席 上 Because of that, Hierophant kept being a substitute

整整 两个 赛季 for two seasons.

真的假 的 Really?

这么 厉害 Is he that amazing?

厉害 吧 He's amazing, right?

没看 诚哥 韩语 说 得 那么 好 That's why he's so good at Korean.

以前 他 在 那边 也 是 指挥 Back then, he used to be their leader as well.

后来 离开 也 只是 想 回国 打 职业 After that, he left the team because he wanted to return to the country.

那 他 为什么 想 回国 打 职业 呢 Why did he return to the country?

爱国 呗 Because he's patriotic.

诚哥 想 带 着 中国 职业 战队 He wanted to lead us

拿到 世界 总决赛 冠军 and win the International Championship.

所以 他 就 回来 了 That's why he came back.

说 得 我 都 有点 感动 了 I'm so touched.

所以 说 嘛 That's why.

什么 教皇 又 崛起 了 They said Brother Cheng was swapped out

诚哥 被 换下 for Hierophant

不得不 在 替补席 上 郁郁寡欢 as Hierophant has surpassed him.

才 回国 之类 的 原因 They said that was the reason he came back.

全是 胡说 Let me put it in this way.

换句话说

诚哥 根本 就 不是 被 赶回来 Brother Cheng wasn't driven back to the country.

是 他 自己 要 回来 的 He came back of his own accord.

然后 呢 然后 呢 What happened after that?

然后 教皇 当然 不爽 了 啊 After that, Hierophant was upset about it.

影 的 锋芒 怎么 能盖 过光 呢 How could his shadow be better than him?

我们 俩 还 没有 正式 交手 We haven't met each other in a match yet.

我 还 没有 正式 打败 你 And I haven't defeated you officially.

你 怎么 就 走 了 呢 "How could you leave just like that?

难道 我 现在 得到 的 一切 Don't tell me the achievements I have right now

都 是 你 不要 施舍 给 我 的 吗 were given by you out of sympathy!"

大概 就是 这个 样子 That's about it.

然后 我们 队 And our team

去年 又 因为 这样 那样 的 事 couldn't make it to the finals last year

反正 因为 没有 去 成 总决赛 because of various reasons.

两个 人 没有 机会 正面 交手 They have no chance to meet each other in a match.

这个 赛季 教皇 干脆 就 过来 了 That's why Hierophant is joining OPL for this season.

真的假 的 呀 Are you serious?

当然 是 真的 了 Of course I'm serious.

而且 最骚 的 是 And the most interesting thing is

这 两个 人 还 贼 默契 that the two of them have great chemistry.

你 看 今天 Look at what happened today.

就 因为 一把 游戏 Brother Cheng knew he was Hierophant

诚哥 就 猜出来 对面 是 教皇 with just one match.

还有 我 还 在 竞圈 养殖场 专组 And I even saw their fan fiction

看到 两个 人 的 同人 on E-Sports Farm as well.

本来 想 打印 下来 发给 诚哥 的 Initially, I wanted to print it out and show it to Brother Cheng.

不 知道 他 这 张死 人脸 看 了 I wonder

会 是 什么 反应 how he'll react to it.

估计 会 被 气死 吧 I guess he'll be pissed off.

你 也 是 嫌 自己 命长 了 Are you trying to seek an early grave?

老 K K,

什么 是 同人 what's "fan fiction"?

你 看过 少林寺 十八 铜人 吗 Have you watched the 18 Bronzemen before?* (* Lit.: "Fan fiction" sounds the same as "Bronzemen")

看过 啊 I have.

他们 两个 当 过 和尚 Do you mean they were monks?

厉害 呀 That's amazing.

刺激 It must be exciting.

不过 你 觉得 诚哥 和 教皇 谁 比较 强 呢 But who do you think is stronger? Brother Cheng or Hierophant?

当然 是 诚哥 了 Of course it's Brother Cheng.

家花 总比 野花 香嘛 I'll definitely side with our members.

脑残粉 What a fanboy.

TAT 欢迎 你 的 加入 陆思诚 [TAT GAMING] TAT welcomes you, Chessman.

这位 是 教皇 This is Hierophant.

游戏 账号 是 Hierophant His game ID is Hierophant.

陆思诚 I'm Lu Si Cheng.

李君赫 I'm Lee Gun Hyuk.