你 微笑 时 很 美 EP11

你 看 我 (Look at me.)

看到 你 有 危险 第一 时间 赶过来 (I came here the moment I saw you in danger.)

你 一辈子 不 来 上路 (But you never came to the top lane, ever.)

来来来 你 看 我 挑 他 (Look at how I'm baiting him.)

我 挑 他 挑 (Look at me.)

我 死 了 (I'm dead.)

挑战 他 继续 挑 啊 (I thought you were baiting him? Go ahead. Do it again.)

你 不 爱 我 了 (You don't love me anymore.)

小心 小心 (Be careful!)

对面 打野 去 你们 那边 了 (Their Jungler is going to your lane!)

草草 草 (The bush!)

你 骂谁 (Who are you scolding?)

我 说 草草 草草 草 (I said the bush!)

哎呀 我 又 死 了 (My goodness! I'm dead again!)

我 你 敢 蹲 我 (How dare you camp for me?) 我 让 你 蹲 我 (Who told you to camp for me?)

你 敢 蹲 你 胖 爷爷 我 (How dare you camp me, the mighty Fatty?)

我 让 你 看看 我 俏丽 吗 (I'll show you the consequences!)

喵 了 个 咪 (Dog my cats.)

打打 打打 打打 打 (Fight!)

快快 快快 快 一波 漂亮 (-Hurry! Push!) (-Nice!)

一波 快 一波 了 (We're almost there!)

一 波一波 一波 能 杀 能 杀 能 杀 (-End it!) (-We can kill him!)

打 完 回去 吃饭 (Let's have dinner once we finish this match.)

打打 打打 打打 打 (Fight!)

嗨 起来 啊 (Get high!)

嗨 起来 诚哥 呢 (-Come on, get high!) (-Where's Brother Cheng?)

诚哥 你 去 哪儿 (Brother Cheng, where are you going?)

诚哥 诚哥 漂亮 (-Brother Cheng!) (-Nice!)

诚哥 你 怎么 不 说话 了 (Brother Cheng, why aren't you talking?)

不愧 是 学前班 (You're a preschooler indeed.)

头炸 了 (My head is going to burst.)

想拉翔 I feel like pooping.

好 现在 双方 的 兵线 已经 出动 了 Alright, the first creep wave of both sides has spawned.

我们 来看 中路 Let's take a look at the mid lane.

中路 选 的 是 一个 荒 Their Mid is Susabi.

荒是 一个 游走 型 刺客 式 神 Susabi is an assassin Shikigamia who's good at ganking.

虽然 说 Although

前期 线上 的 能力 不是 特别 强 啊 it isn't too strong during the laning phase,

但是 人家 有 控制 有 位移 还有 伤害 it can dash, it has crowd control, and it can dish out a huge amount of damage.

那 这样 一个 式 神 选出 来 So, with Susabi,

如果说 前期 不 能够 好好 针对 一下 if you don't deal with him in the early game,

后期 给 他 发育 起来 it'll be hard to deal with him

就 会 特别 难 打 了 呀 when he's farmed during the late-game stage.

说实话 啊 Guys,

队友 们

实不相瞒 honestly speaking,

对面 的 打野 是 我 的 前男友 their Jungler is my ex-boyfriend.

就是 不 和平 分手 的 那种 And we didn't break up in peace.

我 估计 他 一会儿 就要 来 砍 我 了 I guess he's going to gank me later.

那个 老 K K,

这 把 你 要是 真的 不来 帮 我 的话 if you don't help me out this time,

我 就 死 给 你 看 I'm going to die in front of you.

真 死 那种 I will die for real this time.

我 是 打野 I'm the Jungler.

该来 的 时候 自然 会 来 I will visit your lane when I'm supposed to.

小姐姐 Missy,

你们 的 电 竞 白蛇传 的 帖子 the post regarding the e-sports' version of the Legend of White Snake

脑 洞开 得 真的 让 我 欲罢不能 啊 has made me astounded.

哪里 好笑 How is that funny?

人 不犯 我 我 不 犯人 If you don't offend me, I won't offend you.

人若犯 我 呢 But if you do offend me...

你 是 许仙 You're Xu Xian.* (* Lit.: A character in Legend of White Snake)

救死扶伤 You're supposed to help the weak.* (* Lit.: Xu Xian, an apprentice in a herbal medicine shop)

给 他 自愈 吧 你 看 他 多 可怜 啊 Let him regen his HP. He's so pitiful.

小胖 我们 打一波 Fatty, let's fight for a round.

你 上去 扛 一下 伤害 骗 一下 对方 Tank some damage and bait them to come.

好 上 上 上 Go. 小胖 的 黑 童子 Fatty's Kuro

吃 了 对方 两个 技能 只 剩下 半血 is left with half HP after tanking two of the opponent's skills.

保 一下 保 一下 能保 吗 Can someone help me out?

小胖 反手 一个 束魂 Fatty used his ultimate!

蝴蝶 被 减速 And Butterfly has been slowed.

陆思诚 上前 一套 连招 Chessman, delivering his combo,

送走 了 蝴蝶 [Seal, First Blood] has slain Butterfly!

漂亮 Nice!

给 我 控住 输出 Disable him so that I can hit him.

来 了 控住 I'm here. I'm disabling him.

小胖 又 控制 住 了 老王 Fatty has disabled Wang!

陆思诚 输出 [Seal, Double Kill] With Chessman's damage,

直接 拿下 双杀 he has performed a double kill!

天 哪 陆思诚 这 一波 My goodness, Chessman

打 得 对方 根本 没有 还手 之力 呀 has turned them into dust!

队长 大人 万岁 呀 Long live our captain.

童谣 Tong Yao,

可惜 一血 不是 你 前任 啊 it's a pity that I didn't get your ex-boyfriend for the first blood.

好 的 中路 的 童谣 发育 得 也 不错 Alright, Smiling is farming well in the mid lane.

但是 小花 看起来 似乎 有些 着急 呀 But Little Flower seems a bit anxious.

这一波 被 消耗 得 太 不值 了 The exchange is not worth it.

阳神 到 中路 了 God Yang is at the mid lane now.

抓 还是 不 抓 呢 Do they gank her or not?

好 阳神 上 了 Alright, God Yang is attacking her!

老 K K!

来 了 Coming!

阳神 你 咋 回事 啊 God Yang, what's wrong with you?

童谣 打 得 不错 Smiling isn't doing too bad.

我们 要 改变 打法 We need to change our strategy.

我们 改变 打法 Let's change our strategy.

好 简阳 是不是 要来 蹲 上路 了 Is Jian Yang trying to gank the top lane now? 果不其然 Indeed,

老猫 被 阳神 带走 了 [Defeated] Lao Mao was killed by God Yang.

那 我们 现在 看到 呢 So,

刚刚 这一波 失误 with this mistake,

可能 要 打 一波 石距团 了 they might take the Ryujin.

这 只 石距 I guess

ZGDX 战队 应该 是 要 放 了 的 呀 Team ZGDX will have no choice but to let go of the Ryujin.

我们 看到 阳神 发育 得 还 不错 We can see that God Yang is doing quite well.

他 放弃 了 中路 和 下路 之后 呢 After he gave up on the mid and bot lane,

两次 去 上路 抓人 都 拿到 了 人头 he has killed Lao Mao twice.

发育 是 很 好 的 呀 He's farming very well.

但 其实 这个 最 棘手 的 But actually, both the mid and bot lane

也 就是 中下路 了 are suppressed by their opponents.

陆思诚 这边 已经 把 蝴蝶 Chessman has given Butterfly

压制 得 毫无 还手 之力 了 tremendous pressure.

下路 好 了 没有 Is the bot lane ready?

我来 了 我 来 了 I'm coming.

我们 打一波 Let's fight.

上 童谣 去 下路 了 下路 已经 开打 了 Smiling is at the bot lane now. They're clashing. 童谣 从 草丛 上 放出 大招 Smiling has used her ultimate from the bush.

陆思诚 大招 直接 输出 命中 了 [Defeated] Chessman has hit the target with his ultimate.

给 我 一个 人头 啊 Give me the kill.

我 辛辛苦苦 跑 来 下路 I came all the way from mid lane.

你 把 我 人头 抢 了 Yet you took my kill.

我 再也 不要 跟 你 同路 了 I don't want to gank your lane anymore.

再 吵 小心 拉 裤子 上 You'll poop in your pants if you continue to complain.

你 就 不能 忘记 这件 事 吗 Can't you just forget about that?

忘不了 At least you shouldn't remind me about it.

那 至少 别 提醒 我

刚才 这波 童谣 功劳 很大 啊 [Fierce and swift] Smiling contributed a lot to the kill.

出其不意 攻其不备 She caught them by surprise.

最后 CK 下路 完全 被 打 崩 了 呀 Team CK's bot lane is done for.

赢 了 赢 了 They won!

你 看 我 女儿 赢 了 Look! My daughter won the battle!

行行行 Alright.

什么 就 赢 了 呀 What do you mean by they won?

这 赢 了 怎么 还 在 打 呀 Why are they still fighting if they've won?

只不过 是 给 陆思诚 She just assisted Chessman

拿 了 个人 头 而已 啊 in getting the kill.

别 激动 Calm down.

那 也 不 容易 啊 That's a feat as well.

你们 这 一前一后 真的 挺舒服 啊 You guys are having it fun, huh?

你 知不知道 咱们 这 游戏 Do you guys know

还 一个 路 叫 上路 that there's a thing called top lane in the game?

对面 就是 好运来 And my opponent is Lucky.

一 开局 拿 了 个 增益 He got a buff from the start of the game.

压得 我 贼 难受 I can't do anything against him. áp lực tôi rất khó chịu

我 这 怎么 打 呀 How can I continue with this game?

老 K 平时 在 基地 的 时候 K, when we were in our base camp,

你 跟 我 打 得 那 是 缠缠绵绵 you and I are glued together.

一打 比赛 来 都 不来 But now, you didn't even visit my lane.

真是 个 狗东西 You're such a dog.

我们 又 不是 连体婴 儿 We aren't a pair of Siamese twins.

好 行 Alright, fine.

下波 去 上 下波 去 上 I'll go to the top lane next.

好 我 现在 就 来 Alright, I'm coming.

走 老 K 你 和 老猫 K, push the first tower 去 把 上路 一塔 推 了 on the top lane with Lao Mao.

好 这个 时候 好运来 的 般若 没有 大招 At this moment, the ultimate of Lucky's Hannya is still on cooldown. 还脆 着 He's fragile.

ZGDX 战队 的 时机 抓得 很准 Team ZGDX has been accurate with their timings.

但是 小花 和 阳神 也 支援 到 了 上路 But Little Flower and God Yang have reached the top lane as well.

双方 中 上野 [Dominating] Three players

在 上路 爆发 了 小规模 团战 from both teams have started a clash on the top lane.

老猫 二 技能 开团 控住 了 好运来 [Dominating] Lao Mao used his second skill to stun Lucky.

童谣 二三 连招 直接 开启 了 大招 Smiling used her two-three combo, combined with her ultimate,

好运来 被 击杀 and Lucky was slain!

打一波 大蛇 Let's take the Orochi.

收到 Coming.

来 了

老 K 把 降伏 留住 K, save your Subdue.

小胖 把 大留 着 Fatty, save your ultimate.

我 怎么 觉得 今天 的 陆思诚 It seems that Chessman

带队 打 的 节奏 这么 快 呀 is leading his team at a rapid pace today.

我 的 天太快 了 My goodness! That was fast!

刚才 简直 眼花缭乱 呀 I couldn't even react to it in time.

稳 了 稳 了 We have the advantage now.

来 接着 打 接着 打 Continue.

集合 中路 推 高地 Gather at the mid lane and push their highland.

好 的 收到 Okay, got it.

中路 一波 推过去 Let's push mid.

走走 走 上 上 上 Let's go!

ZGDX 已经 开始 中 推 了 Team ZGDX has begun their assault on the mid lane.

这么 快 就要 一波 了 吗 Are they going to end the game now?

ZGDX 已经 推上 了 高地 Team ZGDX has reached their highland!

他们 上 了 高地 They're in their base right now!

加油 You guys can do it.

加油 You guys can do it.

点 基地 [End]

爆 了 It's destroyed!

太快 了 漂亮 -That was so quick! -Nice!

A 爆 了 Awesome!

比赛 结束 了 End of the match!

让 我们 恭喜 ZGDX Let's congratulate Team ZGDX

取得 了 揭幕 赛 的 首场 胜利 for winning the opening match!

陆思诚 太帅 了 呀 Chessman, that was so cool!

童谣 小姐姐 这 一把 打 得 Smiling did a beautiful job

也 真的 是 极其 地 亮眼 during the last match as well.

是 不愧 是 国服 第一 玉藻 前 She's the top Tamamo-no-Mae indeed. 没事 没事 It's fine.

下 把 好好 打 Let's do a better job next time.

谁 为 你 到来 ♪The people who came for you♪

就 当为 朝圣 而 来 ♪Treat it as if a show of respect♪

童谣 Smiling!

童谣 Smiling!

这 局 简阳 死得 好惨 Jian Yang was so pitiful in this match.

我们 会 成为 你 的 英雄 ♪We will be your hero♪

我们 会 成为 你 的 英雄 ♪We will be your hero♪

阳神 你 怎么回事 God Yang, what's wrong with you just now?

刚刚 那场 比赛 你 完全 不在 状态 呀 You weren't yourself at all during the last match.

你 不是 反应 慢半拍 It's either you were too slow,

就是 完全 抓 不到 队友 的 信号 or you didn't get your teammates' signals.

人头 跟 不要 钱 似的 往 对方 手里 送 You've been feeding the enemy team.

完全 没有 按照 the strategy we planned before the match at all.

咱们 赛前 制定 的 战略 去 操作

对不起 教练 I'm sorry, Coach.

我要 的 不是 你 对不起 I don't want your apology.

我要 的 是 下场比赛 I want you

你 给 我 好好 打起精神 来 to pull yourself together for the next match.

上场比赛 For the last match,

ZGDX 用 了 快节奏 打法 Team ZGDX played the game in a quick manner.

我 观察 上场比赛 According to my observation,

陆思诚 的 状态 也 不太好 Chessman wasn't at his best form either.

所以 下场比赛 So, for the next match,

我们 拖住 他们 打 后期 we'll delay the game until the late-game stage.

好 吗 Okay?

知道 了 Understood.

小花 Little Flower.

阳神 God Yang,

被 老 对手 和 前女友 联手 打爆 的 感觉 you were defeated by your old rival and your ex-girlfriend.

是不是 像 自家 白菜 被 猪 拱 了 一样 I guess it was a terrible experience for you.

心痛 啊 Do you feel heartbroken?

不 是 心肌梗塞 I feel like I'm having a heart attack. 这个 我 看过 I've seen this before.

结束 啦 Done?

你 看 微博 了 吗 Have you read your Weibo?

竞圈 养殖场 说 E-Sports Farm is saying

ZGDX 现在 有 两条 that there are two wild dogs that couldn't be controlled

拉 都 拉 不住 的 疯狗 on Team ZGDX.

是 吗 I don't read Weibo.

我 从来不 看微博 的

这太逗 了 This is hilarious.

童谣 Smiling,

你 不 看 微博 化妆 干吗 呀 why are you applying makeup then?

都 在 看 游戏 呢 Everyone is watching the replay.

没人 看 你 No one has time for you.

作为 一条 备受 关注 的 疯狗 As one of the wild dogs of the team,

我 更 要 美美 的 I need to be beautiful.

小姐姐 Missy,

你 现在 偶像 包袱 比诚哥 都 重 了 you're caring about your image more than Brother Cheng now.

我 看 你 呀 I think

就是 被 老 K 同化 了 you've been influenced by K.

说 疯狗 就 说 疯狗 We're talking about the wild dog here.

别提 我 啊 Don't try to drag me into this.

我 提 你 怎么 啦 What's wrong with that?

无聊 Boring.

诚哥 你 发烧 了 Brother Cheng, you're having a fever?

那 就 尽快 速战速决 We need to end this swiftly.

真的 Are you serious?

这诚哥 发烧 Brother Cheng is having a fever,

童谣 翔意 盎然 and Tong Yao keeps taking poops.

下局 比赛 可 怎么办 呢 What should we do about the next match?

我 怎么 感觉 陆思诚 这 把 操作 Why do I think Chessman

他 状态 不太对 呀 is out of form for this match?

是 的 是 的 确实 不如 上 一把 Yes, he's not doing as well as in the previous match.

这个 前期 就 一直 在 被 蝴蝶 压着 打 He has been pressured by Butterfly since the early game.

下路 可以 打 集中 点 We can focus on the bot lane.

可以 可以 可以 Yes.

陆思诚 人 好像 都 不在 状态 Seems like Chessman isn't at his best condition right now.

诚哥 往 后退 我 帮 你 Brother Cheng, get back. I'll support you.

下路 来 一下 Come to the bot lane.

来来来 Coming.

上 阳神 的 雪 童子 也 跟上 -Go! -God Yang is following up with his Yuki Doji.

收割 了 陆思诚 的 人头 He has slain Chessman.

小胖 的 一目 连残血 瞬步 逃跑 Fatty's Ichimokuren escaped with a sliver of his HP.

这波 CK 的 下野 配合 相当 默契 呀 Seems like Team CK is doing a great job.

帅帅 -Not bad at all. -Nice.

可以 可以 漂亮 漂亮

队长 你 没事 吧 Leader, are you okay?

没事 I'm fine.

小胖 你 去 支援 别的 路 Fatty, help out the other lanes.

我 下路 发育 I'll try to farm in the bot lane.

好 那 你 小心 啊 Alright, you should be careful then.

过来 把 蛇 开 了 Come, let's take the Orochi.

好 可以 可以 可以 来 了 -Alright. -Coming.

你 说 CK 战队 这波 是 要 打大蛇 吗 So, is Team CK going to take the Orochi?

现在 开会 不会 有 危险 哪 Won't it be risky for them?

应该 还好 It should be okay.

你 看 陆思诚 这边 刚刚 复活 Chessman has just respawned.

而且 CK 下路 的 兵线 也 非常 的 好 啊 And Team CK's creep waves are pushing the bot lane.

他们 在 开大蛇 They're taking the Orochi.

你 先别 去 等 我们 一起 Don't go for now. Wait for us.

而 这边 CK 如果 想要 开团 的话 If Team CK wishes to fight them,

五打 四 根据 数据 来看 呢 it's five versus four. According to the statistics,

ZGDX 富贵 险中求 啊 Team ZGDX has to risk it in order to have a chance of winning.

童谣 这 是 要 去 哪儿 Where is Smiling going?

难道 想要 一打 五 吗 Don't tell me she's going to fight 1v5?

上 了 上 了 Go!

童谣 已经 冲上去 了 Smiling has engaged the enemies!

小心 来 人

边上 边上 边上 To the side!

小心 小心 蝴蝶 -Be careful. -Butterfly, be careful!

童谣 预判 到 蝴蝶 的 位移 位置 [ZGDX. Go for it.] Smiling has predicted Butterfly's escape.

开启 大招 She's using her ultimate!

蝴蝶 被 命中 倒地 Butterfly was slain!

老猫 你们 快点 过来 Lao Mao, guys, come quickly.

这条 蛇 我们 可以 接手 We can take over the Orochi.

好 嘞 我 现在 过来 了 Alright, I'm coming.

来 了 Coming.

我 也 在 路上 了 I'm on my way as well.

过来 了 扎 死守 住 come here, hold on

老猫 开大 冲进 了 蛇 坑 [Defeated] Lao Mao has rushed into the pit with his ultimate.

三 技能 晕住 了 阳神 He stunned God Yang with his third skill.

童谣 的 一个 技能 直接 带走 小花 Smiling has slain Little Flower with her first skill!

完成 双杀 She has a double kill!

继续 打 继续 打 Take the Orochi now!

别跑 Wang has used his ultimate!

老王 开启 大招

简阳 和 好运来 位移 冲向 了 童谣 Jian Yang and Lucky are targeting Smiling right now!

童谣 瞬步 躲开 了 一个 技能 Smiling has evaded one of their skills!

却 被 好运来 击中 But Lucky got her with his skill.

关键时刻 小胖 冲 了 出来 Fatty has come to the rescue in time.

童谣 安全 了 [Seal, Triple Kill] Smiling is safe!

好运来 被 减速 三杀 Lucky is slowed! Triple kill!

这是 干吗 呢 What are you guys doing?

好运来 被 减速 三杀 Lucky is slowed! Triple kill!

撤 吧 撤 吧 撤 吧 Let's retreat.

小姐姐 也 太 厉害 了 吧 Missy, you're amazing!

我 的 天 My goodness.

我们 回去 打大蛇 Let's go back to take the Orochi.

好 嘞 来 Alright, let's go.

CK 这边 陆续 死掉 Members of Team CK have been slain one by one.

这一波 零换 三 It's a three for zero.

ZGDX 战队 打得 可 真的 漂亮 啊 Team ZGDX did a beautiful job during the last fight.

对 啊 尤其 是 童谣 Yeah, especially Smiling.

真的 凶 She was really fierce.

一言不合 就 开干 She attacked them without hesitation.

而且 大招 的 预判 非常 的 完美 And she landed her ultimate perfectly.

一 波一波 一波 Let's end this with one push.

我们 可以 直接 推塔 了 We can push the tower.

好 的 来 了 Alright. Coming.

诚哥 我 可以 去 卖 一波 吗 Brother Cheng, can I go and bait them?

胖子 有没有 大 Fatty, is your ultimate ready?

五秒 Five seconds.

可以 那 我 去 卖 一波 Alright, I'll go and bait them then.

三 二 一 Three, two, one.

上 拉开 位置 拉开 位置 Spread out. 别着急 别着急 Calm down.

ZGDX 战队 看来 是 想 一波 Seems like Team ZGDX wants to end this in one go.

我 先往 后撤 一点 I'll pull back for now.

你们 快去 顶一下 You guys should tank the damage for me.

别急 别急 Calm down.

我 这边 扛 伤害 你们 随便 输出 I'll tank the damage, you guys can push.

两秒钟 两秒钟 Two seconds.

我们 等 你 We'll wait for you.

守塔 守塔守塔

塔 重要 The tower is more important!

上 老 K 跟上 -Go! K, follow up! -Go!

往下 跑 往 下 跑 保住 射手 保住 射手 -Go to the bot lane. -Protect our ADC.

双杀 童谣 又 打出 了 一次 双杀 Double kill! Smiling has done it again!

直接 打 直接 打 Let's end this.

不要 把 战线 拉 那么 开 Don't stand too far apart.

大家 近 一点 Get closer.

退回 泉水 [Super Savior] He's trying to return to the fountain,

但 老 K 紧追 其后 but K is chasing after him.

童谣 开启 大招 Tong Yao is using her ultimate!

三杀 Triple kill!

漂亮 点塔点 塔 -Nice! -Attack the tower!

直接 点掉 他们 高地 Destroy their highland.

团团 团 团 过去 Let's go!

恭喜 ZGDX 战队 取得胜利 Let's congratulate Team ZGDX for winning the match!

漂亮 Yes!

咸鱼 少女 今天 咸鱼 大 翻身 了 Salted Fish Maiden has proved her worth today.

漂亮 Yes!

漂亮 童谣 打 得 真的 是 太凶了 -Yes! -Smiling was so fierce!

在 陆思诚 状态 不好 的 情况 下 Even though Chessman wasn't at his best,

ZGDX 战队 Team ZGDX

依然 展现出 了 超强 的 战斗力 has come up at the top once again!

所以 说玉藻 前 不愧 是 玉藻 前 The top Tamamo-no-Mae isn't a joke!

真的 是 太棒了 这一波 She did a great job!

真的 是 太秀 了 She was amazing!

真棒 She's amazing!

这才 叫 赢 了 呢 This is the true victory.

女儿 赢 了 老童 Tong, our daughter has won.

我 女儿 真棒 My daughter is amazing.

那 是 必须 的 But of course.

也 不 看看 是 谁 的 女儿 She's my daughter.

不 反对 了 Are you finally accepting her now?

行 了 行 了 Enough.

吃 你 的 吧 Just finish your snack.

童谣 Smiling!

太棒了 You were amazing!

童谣 Tong Yao.

老 K K.

不好意思

我 今天 太紧张 了 就 I was too nervous today...

我 是 想 说 I was trying to say

你 打 得 不错 that you did great today.

谢谢 Thank you.

走 吧 Let's go.

恭喜 Congratulations.

恭喜 Congratulations.

恭喜 Congratulations.

松手 Let go of me.

你 变强 了 You became stronger.

是 啊 Yeah.

所以 以后 会 经常 跟 你 握手 I will shake your hands more often in the future,

直到 你 退役 为止 until the day you retire from the scene.

松手 You're so rude.

没 礼貌

下一场 比赛 见 See you in the next match.

加油 Good luck.

童谣 童谣 Smiling! Smiling!

让 我们 欢迎 陆思诚 和 童谣 Let's welcome Chessman and Smiling

来到 我们 采访 区 现场 to the interviewing area.

欢迎 童谣 欢迎 诚哥 Let's welcome Tong Yao and Brother Cheng.

那 今天 的话 Today,

两位 也 是 连续 拿下 了 they're the MVPs of the team

两局 的 全场 最佳 twice in a row.

那 我 想 问 一下 童谣 Tong Yao, I have a question for you.

今天 听说 I heard

你 在 开赛 之前 已经 紧张 得 that you were so nervous before the match

口不择言 到 上赛 时 语录 了 that you blundered a quote of the match for us.

是 真的 吗 Is that true or not?

我 乡下 孩子 第一次 进城 It's normal for a country kid 紧张 是 正常 的 to be nervous about her first competition.

那想 问 一下 诚哥 啊 Brother Cheng, I have something to ask.

今天 速战速决 Did you end the match early today

是 为了 报 春季 赛 的 决赛 之仇 吗 in order to avenge your team's defeat at the Spring Playoffs?

并 没有 Not at all.

正常 比赛 而已 It's just a normal match.

那诚哥 If so, Brother Cheng,

请 你 评价 一下 新 中路 童谣 please rate the performance

在 今天 揭幕 赛上 的 表现 of your new Mid, Smiling, for the opening match.

今天 第二场 她 就 拿下 了 全场 最佳 She was the MVP of the second match.

符合 你 对 她 的 预期 吗 Did she meet your expectation?

还行 吧 I guess so.

好 感谢 两位 接受 采访 Alright, thank you both for the interview.

谢谢 诚哥 谢谢 童谣 Thank you, Brother Cheng and Tong Yao.

谢谢 Thank you.

感谢 各位 记者 朋友 今天 的 到场 Everyone, thank you for coming here today.

今天 的 全场 最佳 采访 到此结束 了 Our interview for the MVPs has ended.

最后 那波团 对面 上路 四个 人 For the last fight, there were four people on the top lane.

最后 那波团 对面 上路 四个 人 I rushed in straight away...

我 直接 进去

你 可算来 了 You're finally back.

就 等 你 了 We were waiting for you.

你 说 你 幼 不 幼稚 Yeah.

就是

没 我 能 赢 诚哥 呢 -You couldn't win without me. -Where's Brother Cheng?

诚哥 感冒 先回去 了 Brother Cheng went back early as he caught a cold.

你 赶紧 收拾 一下 Pack up your things.

一会儿 嘉年华 活动 别 迟到 了

没劲 This is no fun at all.

怎么 了 What's wrong?

瑞哥 晚上 那个 什么 活动 Brother Rui, can I skip

我能 不能 也 不 去 了 tonight's event as well?

你 又 怎么 了 What's wrong with you again?

你 要 给 诚哥 殉葬 啊 Are you going to suffer together with Brother Cheng?

我 我 我 裤子 脏 了 I dirtied my pants. 你 拉 裤子 上 了 Did you poop in your pants?

不是 No.

我 亲戚 来 了 I'm having my period.

正好 我 刚才 用 滴滴 It's lucky

叫 了 一辆 专车 送诚哥 回去 that I used DiDi to call a cab for Brother Cheng.

估计 还 没 走 远 I guess they haven't gone far.

我 现在 叫 他 回来 I'll call him to return here.

师傅 对 对 对 是 我 Mister? Yes, it's me.

可能 麻烦 您 得 回来 一趟 Can you please return here?

我们 这边 呢 又 有 一位 阵亡 了 Another member of ours needs to return to our base camp.

对 对 对 不好意思 啊 Yes, I'm really sorry for this.

马上 来 再 等 一下 He'll be here soon. Wait a moment.

谢谢 瑞哥 Thank you, Brother Rui.

怎么 了 What's wrong?

你们 经理 说 回来 接 个人 Your manager told me to pick up another member.

怎么 了 What's wrong?

看 你 不 舒服 特别 申请 来 照顾 你 I'm here to take care of you since you're not feeling well.

我 是 发烧 了 I know I'm having a fever,

但是 我 没 烧坏 脑子 but it hasn't damaged my brain.

怎么回事 What's going on?

裤子 脏 了 I dirtied my pants.

拉 裤子 上 了 Did you poop in your pants?

那 你 离 我 远 一点 Stay away from me.

你 鼻塞 你 又 闻 不到 You can't smell it since your nose is stuck.

辣 眼睛 行不行 It hurts my eye.

小姑娘 Missy,

别忘了 系 安全带 啊 please strap on your seat belt.

好 李师傅 怎么 是 你 啊 Mr. Li? Why are you here? 这么 巧 What a coincidence.

你 这 滴滴 专车 Have you ever considered

要 不要 考虑 成为 我 的 私家车 啊 being my chauffeur?

其实 呢 it doesn't matter if you buy a car or not right now.

现在 人买 不 买车 都 无所谓 了

有 了 咱们 这个 专车 With Di Di service,

你 就 相当于 有 了 一辆 私家车 it's like you're owning a car.

不但 环保 绿色 Not only are we protecting the environment with this,

而且 呢 还 节约 了 停车费 对 吧 but you don't need to pay the parking fees either.

是 的 是 的 Yeah.

喂 今阳 Hello, Jin Yang?

谣谣 我 跟 你 说

你 今天 太 英俊 了 You were so cool today.

你 在 哪儿 呢 Where are you right now?

怎么 一转眼 不见 人 了 呀 Why did you disappear all of a sudden?

亲戚 来 了 I'm having my period.

急 着 回家 看 它 呢 I need to deal with it immediately.

先不说 了 I'll hang up now.

二位 坐 好 Guys, buckle up.

准备 开车 了 We'll depart now.

好 今天 去 现场 看 了 全国 联赛 揭幕 赛 (I went to witness the opening match of the National Championship.) 比赛 完 握手 环节 (After the match, they were shaking hands with each other.)

阳神 的 手 (God Yang)

一直 不肯 放开 童谣 的 手 啊 (wasn't willing to let go of Smiling.)

我 在 第一排 看 得 清清楚楚 (I saw everything as I was in the first row.)

阳神 童谣 (God Yang and Smiling!)

送 我 上去 快快 快 (Come on, put my comment at the top!)

看着 诚哥 吃药 (Make sure Brother Cheng takes his medicine.)

多 大人 了 (He's an adult.)

自己 不会 吃 喔 (Can't he just take his medicine by himself?)

你 让 他 自己 吃 他 肯定 不会 吃 的 (He will never take it if you ask him to take them alone.)

没 办法 担待 着 点 吧 (We have no choice. Please help us out.)

病死 了 咱们 就 没 队长 了 (We'll be out of the leader if he dies right now.)

扶持 佞臣 小胖 上位 (We can ask Fatty to take over his spot.)

那 你 和 陆岳 吵架 的 时候 (If so, no one will help you out)

就 没人 帮 你 了 (when you argue with Lu Yue.)

小胖 管不住 陆岳 (Fatty can't deal with Lu Yue.)

最近 他 因为 蜜汁 愧疚 (Lately, he has been serving Lu Yue)

对 陆岳 千依百顺 的 (as he felt somehow guilty towards him.)

吃个 饭 还要 给 他 夹菜 (He even passed food to Lu Yue during mealtime.)

医药箱 在 哪 (Where's the first-aid kit?)

队长 大人 吃药 了 Leader, time to take your medicine.

你 鬼鬼祟祟 来 我 房间 干什么 Why did you sneak into my room?

小瑞说 让 我 看 你 吃 完药 Xiao Rui wants me to monitor you as you take your medicine.

你 放 那 吧 我 一会儿 自己 吃 Leave it over there. I'll take it later.

你 吃 完 再 睡 吧 You can sleep after you're done taking it.

给 水太烫 了 重新 倒 It's too hot. Get me a new cup of water. 你 知道 吗 Do you know this?

女人 每个 月 那 几天 的 痛 The period pain we suffer every month,

加 三倍 就 相当于 是 分娩 时候 的 痛 it'll be as painful as the pain we suffer during childbirth if we multiply it by three.

你 知道 女人 生 孩子 有多痛 吧 Do you know how painful it is for a woman during childbirth?

就 像是 把 你 下 嘴唇 掀起 来 It's like forcing your lower lip

盖住 整个 脑袋 一样 to stretch and cover your entire head.

大概 就是 这么 痛 It's that painful.

所以 每当 这个 时候 So, every time when I'm having my period,

就算 是 哥斯拉 入侵 地球 even if Godzilla were to invade Earth,

我 也 能 一脚 把 它 踹 回 海里 I can drive it back into the sea with just one kick.

就是 因为 它 it's interrupting me when I'm trying to be a quite beautiful girl.

打扰 我 做 一个 安静 的 美少女

所以 喝水 吃药 So, drink your water and take your medicine.

别作 Don't push your luck.

再 喝 一口 Drink more of it.

生病 就是 要 多 喝 热水 You need to drink more warm water when you're sick.

对 了 Oh yeah,

不能 空腹吃 药 的 you can't take medicine on an empty stomach.

我点 外卖 你 要 吃 什么 I'll order some deliveries. What do you want?

我 想 死 I want to die.

你 要死 也 不是 不 可以 It's not that I'm not allowing you to die.

只是 现在 还 不是 时候 But this is not the time for it.

陛下 你 要死 也 要死 在 Your Majesty, even if you want to die,

陆岳 这个 乱臣贼子 之后 吧 you need to die after you get rid of the rebel, Lu Yue.

你 想 吃 什么 What do you want to eat?

黄焖 鸡 米饭 麻辣 香锅 Braised chicken rice, hot-spicy pot,

日本料理 还是 韩国菜 啊 Japanese cuisine, or Korean dishes?

不许 说 不 可以 You're not allowed to say no.

你 怎么 肚子痛 胃口 还 那么 好 啊 Why do you still have a great appetite when you have a stomachache?

还有 肚子痛 吃 日料 是 什么 鬼 You're having Japanese cuisine when you have a stomachache?

我 是 给 你 点 的 I'm ordering them for you.

我 想 喝粥 I want some porridge.

我 也 想 喝粥 I want some porridge as well.

我 想 喝 白粥 I want white porridge

加 红糖 那种 with brown sugar.

叫外卖 吧 Just order for deliveries.

红糖 厨房 里 有 We have brown sugar in the kitchen.

粥 到 了 自己 喝 I'll drink the porridge by myself when it's here.

怎么 了 What's wrong?

这些 粥 店 都 没有 白粥 They don't sell white porridge.

唯一 有 的 几家 评价 还 不太好 The shops with white porridge weren't highly rated.

算了 自己 煮 吧 Forget about it. I'll cook them myself.

正好 我 也 喝 不惯 外面 煮 的 粥 Since I'm not used to the porridge cooked in the shops.

你 先 睡 会儿 吧 You should take a nap first.

一会儿 粥 好 了 我 再 叫 你 I'll wake you up when the porridge is done.

基地 老弱病残 还 能 不能 好 了 Will we ever get better?

你 干吗 What are you doing?

你 怎么 下来 了 Why did you come downstairs?

你 想 喝水 的话 发个 微信 给 我 Just send me a message if you need water.

我 给 你 送上去 啊 I'll bring them to you.

让开 Move aside.

怎么回事 啊 What's going on?

哥斯拉 入侵 地球 的 时候 When Godzilla is invading the earth,

女人 不能 碰水 women can't touch any water.

煮 好 了 告诉 我 Tell me when it's done.

我 先上去 I'll go upstairs now.

你 干吗 突然 回头 Why did you turn your head back?

你 干吗 跟着 我 啊 Why are you following me?

诚哥 你 是不是 有 女朋友 了 Brother Cheng, do you have a girlfriend?

不是 No.

我 也 没 那么 好奇 了 I wasn't curious.

我 就是 随便 问问 I'm just asking.

你 不想 说 You don't feel like telling me?

没有 It's not that.

读书 的 时候 在 家里 住

我妈 每个 月 都 有 固定 那么 几天 My mother will order me around

对 我 使唤 来 使唤 去 for a certain period in a month.

所以 我 从小 被 灌输 了 一个 思想 So, since young, I've learned

女人 有 权利 在 每个 月 的 某 几天 that women have the right to do anything they want

可以 作天作 地 for a certain period every month.

是 哦 Is that so?

那 你 应该 还 挺 辛苦 的 I guess it must've been tough on you.

所以 后面 就 住校 了 That's why I chose to stay in the dorm after that.

夏天 热死 也 不 回家 I didn't return home even though it was hot during summer.

那 你 真的 很棒 了 You're really a great man.

我 不会 轻易 找人 谈恋爱 I won't get into a relationship easily.

是 哦 Is that so?

你 看上去 You don't look like

也 不 像是 喜欢 人类 的 样子 you like humans.

你 说 什么 What did you say?

我 不是 不 喜欢 人类 It's not that I don't like humans.

我 喜欢 游戏 I just like games better than humans.

如果 要 我 谈恋爱 If I had to get into a relationship,

我 希望 找 游戏 打得 比 我 好 的 人 I wish my partner would be better than me at gaming.

比陆思诚 游戏 打得 好 的 人类 (A human who's better at gaming than Chessman?)

女人 (And a woman?)

有没有 搞错 (Is he out of his mind?)

完 了 I'm done for.

诚哥 要么 是 不 喜欢 女人 It's either he dislikes women

要么 就是 不 喜欢 人类 or he dislikes humans.

何以见得 What do you mean?

他 说 他 要 找 一个 He said he's only going to date someone

打游戏 比 他 好 的 人 谈恋爱 who's better at gaming than him.

俄罗斯 方块 阴阳师 How about TETRIS, Onmyoji,

陈情 令手 游行 不行 or the Untamed?

又 没 指定 说 要 哪个 游戏 打得 好 He didn't say which kind of game, am I right?

肚子 不 舒服 My tummy isn't feeling well.

躺 会儿 喝点 热水 啊 Lie down for a while, have some warm water.

你 怎么 来 啦 Why are you here?

不再 多 睡 会儿 You should sleep longer.

粥 还 没 好 呢 The porridge isn't done yet.

你 在 干什么 What are you doing?

我 在 看 直播 I'm watching live streams.

是不是 我 这个 直播 太吵 了 Is the live stream too noisy?

吵到 你 了 Did I interrupt you?

不好意思 啊 I'm sorry.

我 把 声音 关小 一点 I'll lower the volume.

你 再 去 睡 会儿 吧 No need for that.

不用 了

我 以为 你 被 粥 烫 到 了 I thought you were scalded by the hot porridge.

怎么 可能 How is that possible?

我 哪 有 那么 I'm not that...

自己 不会 弄个 热水袋 Don't you know to make yourself a hot water bag?

我 我 怎么 知道 基地 有 热水袋 How should I know if there's any hot water bag in our base camp? 你 不问 怎么 知道 没有 How would you know if you didn't ask in the first place?

在 这 等 我 Wait for me.

身为 电竞 男神 (As the god of e-sports,)

诚哥 在 比赛 里 的话 是 真的 不 多 (Brother Cheng doesn't speak much during our matches.)

除了 必要 的 指挥 (He usually does his own things)

大多数 情况 下 (unless)

他 都 是 安静 做 自己 的 事 (it's necessary to take command.)

听 队友 在 那 闲不住 地 废话 讲 相声 (With so many useless talks going on between them,)

也 有 可能 开启 了 自动 屏蔽 功能 (I guess he has learned how to filter them out.)

根本 没 在 听 他们 废话 什么 (Maybe he wasn't listening to them)

也 说不定 (at all.)

这是 This is...?

粉丝 给 的

你 刚才 怎么 就 可以 这样 How could you touch a young lady's tummy

突然 摸 少女 的 肚子 just like that?

老虎 肚子 摸 不得 What, you think you're a cat?

放在 古代 你 这样 是 要 娶 我 的 You have to marry me if we were living in the ancient era.

我 以为 我 在 做好事 I thought I was doing a kind deed.

为什么 要 接受 这样 的 惩罚 Why should I be punished for that?

放在 古代 我 都 娶 你 八百 回 If we were living in the ancient era, I would've married you 800 times.

然后 又 休 你 八百 回 After that, I would've divorced you 800 times.

娶 了 又 休 Divorce me after marrying me

然后 再 重复 八百 回 for 800 times?

难道 不是 贱得 慌 Don't you think you're being too much?

不 知道 I don't know.

可能 是 我 间歇性 眼瞎 吧 Maybe it's because I became blind once in a while.

诚哥 Brother Cheng,

不好意思 I'm sorry.

说好 是 我 照顾 你 的 I was supposed to take care of you.

结果 变成 你 照顾 我 了 In the end, you're the one who's taking care of me.

什么 时候 you were taking care of me?

你 跟 谁 说好 了 照顾 我

明明 就是 因为 你 自己 肚子痛 You came back because

死皮赖脸 跟着 回来 的 you had a stomachache.

怎么 烧 还 没退 啊 Why hasn't your fever subsided yet?

你 以为 你 给 我 吃 的 Do you think

是 什么 神丹妙药 啊 the medicine you brought me was a miraculous pill?

走走 走 换 我 照顾 你 Let's go. It's my turn

这回 to take care of you.

你 肚子 不痛 了

痛 啊 It does hurt.

痛 就算 了 I don't want a person with a stomachache

我 不想 一个 面色 铁青 的 人

在 我 房间 地毯 上 滚来滚去 to roll on my carpet later.

可 你 需要 被 照顾 But you have to be taken care of.

我 不 需要 I don't need that.

你 需要

我 不 需要 I don't need that.

你 需要 You do.

走 吧 走 吧 走 吧 Let's go.

需要 不 需要 -I don't need that. -You do.

你 需要 需要 需要 You do need someone to take care of you.

我 真的 不 需要 I don't need that.

不 接受 反驳 Your objection doesn't matter.

走走 走 Let's go.

我 不 需要 I don't need that.

你 需要

不 需要 I don't need that.

你 需要 You do.

不 需要 I don't need that.

说 了 你 需要 I told you so.

快点 Hurry.

回来 了 We're back!

快 来 啦 我们 回来 啦 -We're back. -We're back! 给 你们 带 了 好吃 的 We brought some delicacies for you guys.

人 呢 Where are they?

不会 吃 完 药都 睡着 了 吧 Don't tell me both of them fell asleep after taking their medicine...

我 得 去 看看 诚哥 他们 I need to see how Brother Cheng and Tong Yao are doing.

明神 God Ming.

干什么 你 What are you doing?

见鬼 啦 Did you see a ghost?

我 上 上去 When I went upstairs, they... 不会 是 我哥 病死 了 吧 It couldn't be that my brother died, could it?

真的假 的 去 看看 -Are you serious? -Let's take a look.

干吗 呢 你 What are you doing?

怎么 了 What's wrong?

见鬼 了 Did you see a ghost?

比鬼 还 恐怖 It's more terrifying than a ghost.

啥 呀 What is it?