Friends S04E10 1d
Sorry I'm late. Did I miss anything? Joey stuffing fifteen Oreos in his mouth. Fifteen? Your personal best! Where were you? On a date. I met this girl on a train going to a museum upstate. -Which museum? -How'd you meet her? No. Answer his. We were at the back of the train. I sat near the door so she'd have to pass by me... ...if she wanted to switch cars. She was totally at my mercy. Were you so late because you were burying this woman? I'm late because she lives in Poughkeepsie. She seems great, but she's two and a half hours away. How can she be great if she's from Poughkeepsie? That joke would have killed in Albany. Done! I did it. Who's stupid now? The One with the Girl From Poughkeepsie Look! They're lighting the big Christmas tree tonight. That paper is two weeks old. Who keeps leaving old newspapers in the trash? I really wanted to take Kathy to this. At least you have somebody to miss stuff with. I hate being alone this time of year. Next it's Valentine's Day... ...then my birthday, then bang! Before you know it, they're lighting that damn tree again. I want somebody! You know, I want a man! It doesn't even have to be a big relationship. Just a fling! I didn't think girls ever just wanted a fling. Let me tell you, it's been a long time since I've been flung. I know what I'm giving you for Christmas. There are nice guys in my office. Want me to set you up? I've been single a long time. Why haven't you offered before? I have a girlfriend. I'm happy. I no longer go out of my way to stop others from being happy. Okay. No accountants. And no one from "legal." I don't like boring jobs. And Ross was what? A lion tamer? What's wrong, Mon? Everybody at work still hates me. Is it because of the review you wrote or something new? It's the review. I was making headway. Everyone was smiling at me, and then I get off work... ...and find out they wrote this on my chef's hat. Maybe they meant to write "Quiet, Bitch." What's the matter? Fine! Just trying to be nice. I haven't been picked on this much since kindergarten. And they brought in someone from junior high to do the see-saw with me. They're trying to make me quit. If it were any other job, I would. But I've waited for this my whole life. Wait, you're the boss. Yell at them. Or fire them! I would love to, but I can't. I'm not good at confrontation. You know what you can do? I read about this director, Orson Welles... ...who, at the beginning, would hire somebody just to fire them. Then they would all know who was boss. I'm not doing anything. Why not fire me? It's a good idea. Can you waiter? Good enough to get fired. All right. You're hired! That's why I got fired last week! Does Orson Welles direct commercials? Yes. I say, Drew? Are you seeing anybody right now? I'm not asking for me. I'm not gay. I'm not asking you out. I'm not gay. I didn't think you were gay. I do now. My friend, Rachel, wants to be set up. I just got out of a big relationship. I'm not looking to get serious. That's okay. A fling might be all right with her. Is this "Hot Rachel" that you took to the Christmas Party? By the way, that is her full name. Wow! I'm free for her. Wait, I didn't say I wasn't free. Let's talk it over at the Ranger game. Hold on. I just got a box of Cubans. I'll bring them by your office at five. That's a little later than I usually stay, but sure. Before the game, we could enjoy some eight-year-old Basil Haydens. I don't know what that is, but that's a pretty nice jacket. Kind of like that tie too. Keep your pants on, man. I'm writing a holiday song for everyone. Do you want to hear it? Happy Hanukkah, Monica May your Christmas be snowy, Joey Happy New Year, Chandler and Ross Spin the dreidel, Rachel Pheebs, that's great! But you know, Rachel doesn't rhyme with dreidel. I know, but it's so hard. Nothing rhymes with your stupid name! What are you talking about? Lots of things rhyme with Rachel: Bagel, mail, jail, bail, cable. Maypole. All good. Thanks. Do you, maybe, have a nickname that's easier to rhyme? Didn't your dad used to call you "Pumpkin"? Pumpkin? But did he ever call you "Budolph"? Hello, children. Have I got the 50 guys for you! -Really? -I showed them your picture. Guys are throwing themselves at me and giving me stuff. -Knicks tonight? -Where are the seats? Wherever! I've got 20.
