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George Carlin, George Carlin - Things You Never Hear

George Carlin - Things You Never Hear

Then there are some things you never hear. That makes sense, some things you never hear. You never hear this, "dad, you really ought to drink more." Here's something you don't hear too often. "Do what you want to the girl, but leave me alone." Here is something no one has ever heard ever. Ever. "As soon as I put this hot poker in my ass, I'm going to chop my dick off." You know why you never that? Right! No one ever said that. Which to me is the more amazing thing, no one ever thought to say that before tonight. I'm the first person in the world put those words together in that particular order. First guy. Number one. Here's something you don't hear too often. "Honey, let's sell the children, move to Zanzibar and begin taking opium rectally." "Mom, mom I got a big date tonight. Can I borrow a French tickler from you?"

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Then there are some things you never hear. That makes sense, some things you never hear. You never hear this, "dad, you really ought to drink more." Here’s something you don’t hear too often. "Do what you want to the girl, but leave me alone." «Роби з дівчиною, що хочеш, а мене залиши в спокої». Here is something no one has ever heard ever. Ever. "As soon as I put this hot poker in my ass, I’m going to chop my dick off." «Как только я засуну эту горячую кочергу себе в задницу, я отрублю себе член». «Як тільки я засуну цю гарячу кочергу собі в дупу, я відрубаю собі член». You know why you never that? Right! No one ever said that. Which to me is the more amazing thing, no one ever thought to say that before tonight. I’m the first person in the world put those words together in that particular order. Soy la primera persona en el mundo que junta esas palabras en ese orden. First guy. Number one. Here’s something you don’t hear too often. "Honey, let’s sell the children, move to Zanzibar and begin taking opium rectally." «Коханий, давай продамо дітей, переїдемо на Занзібар і почнемо приймати опіум ректально». "Mom, mom I got a big date tonight. «Мама, мама, у меня сегодня важное свидание. Can I borrow a French tickler from you?" Mag ik een Franse kietelaar van je lenen? ' Могу я одолжить у вас французскую щекотку?» Чи можу я позичити у вас французьку лоскітку?»