Friends S02E03 1d
So how was Joan? Broke up with her. Oh, why? Don't tell me. Because of the big nostril thing? They were huge! When she sneezed, bats flew out of them. They were not that huge. I'm telling you, she leaned back, I could see her brain. How many women will you reject... ...over superficial, insignificant things Hold it. I gotta side with Chandler on this one. When I first moved here, I went out with this girl. Really hot. Great kisser... ...but she had the biggest Adam's apple. Drove me nuts. - You or me? - I got it. Joey, women don't have Adam's apples. You guys are messing with me, right? Yeah. We are! That's a good one. For a second there, I was like, whoa! The One Where Heckles Dies You name one woman that you broke up with for an actual real reason. Maureen Rasillo. Because she doesn't hate Yanni is not a real reason. Hello, Mr. Heckles. You're doing it again. We're not doing anything. You're stomping. It's disturbing my birds. You don't have birds. I could have birds. We'll try to keep it down. Thank you. I'm going to rejoin my dinner party. All right, bye-bye. Okay, Janice. Give me Janice. That wasn't about being picky. We'll give you Janice. I miss Janice, though. Hello, Chandler Bing! Oh, my God! Oh, Chandler! Now! Now! That's it. There! Faster! Stop with the broom! We're not making noise! We won. We did it! Mr. Heckles! - How did this happen? - He was sweeping. They found a broom in his hand. - That's terrible. - I know. I was sweeping yesterday. It could've been me. Sweeping. You never know. Never know.
