75. A New Flag

A: I don't like our flag.

B: What's the matter with it?

A: It's too much like other flags.

B: Yes, a lot of flags have stripes.

A: A flag should be pretty.

B: What should our flag look like?

A: It should have a pretty woman on it.

B: That's ridiculous!

A: You don't like pretty women?

B: Of course I do. But not on our flag!

A: Every nation should have a pretty woman on their flag.

B: You can't go to war carrying a flag with a woman on it!