64. A Tough Choice

A: Beer is a powerful drug.

B: So are cigarettes.

A: Which would you prefer?

B: What do you mean?

A: When you die and go to heaven, they will offer you beer or cigarettes.

B: I could pick only one or the other?

A: Yes. Nothing's perfect, not even in heaven.

B: Boy, that's a tough one.

A: What's so tough about it? Of course, I would pick cigarettes.

B: But cigarettes taste much better when you have a cold beer.

A: Well, you can't have everything.

B: I don't think I want to go to your heaven.