Анекдоты и шутки (Russian jokes), 394. СНОВА РАЗЛЁГСЯ НА ДИВАНЕ!

394. СНОВА РАЗЛЁГСЯ НА ДИВАНЕ!

Жена мужу:

- Ты снова разлёгся на диване!

Муж жене:

Ну и что?.. Зато ты всегда знаешь, где меня можно найти. (из коллекции Евгения40)

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Анекдоты и шутки (Russian jokes), 394. СНОВА РАЗЛЁГСЯ НА ДИВАНЕ!

394. СНОВА РАЗЛЁГСЯ НА ДИВАНЕ!

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Анекдоты и шутки (Russian jokes), 394. СНОВА РАЗЛЁГСЯ НА ДИВАНЕ!

394. СНОВА РАЗЛЁГСЯ НА ДИВАНЕ!

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