Анекдоты и шутки (Russian jokes), 345. ЧТО ВЫРАЩИВАЮТ НА ДАЧАХ?

345. ЧТО ВЫРАЩИВАЮТ НА ДАЧАХ?

ЧТО ВЫРАЩИВАЮТ НА ДАЧАХ?

Судя по тому, что горожане едят на дачах, можно сделать вывод, что выращивают они тут один только шашлык.

(из коллекции Евгения40, 2015)

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345. ЧТО ВЫРАЩИВАЮТ НА ДАЧАХ?

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