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Wendi: At my station there's a lot of weirdoes . Have you noticed?

Todd: There is a lot of weirdoes in the train station.

Wendi: There's a lot of weirdoes at my station. Todd: Yeah, why do you think that?

Do you think that they just like the train station or it's this area? Wendi: I don't know. What do you think?

Todd: I don't know either. Todd: Ben de bilmiyorum. But I've lived all over Japan and I noticed that this train station is kind of. Wendi: Quite strange?

Todd: Quite weird.

Yeah, like the one guy that amazes me, is the really, really dirty guy.

Wendi: Yeah.

Todd: Super dirty guy.

Wendi: The dirtiest of the dirty.

Todd: Right, the guy that's got the long hair and it hangs down and you can't see his face and he's like caked in dirt , like if that guy took a shower it would hurt. Todd: Richtig, der Typ mit den langen Haaren, die herunterhängen, und man kann sein Gesicht nicht sehen, und er ist voller Dreck, als ob es wehtun würde, wenn der Typ duschen würde. Todd: Doğru, uzun saçları olan ve aşağı sarkan, yüzünü göremediğiniz ve kir içinde olan adam, sanki o adam duş alsa canı yanacakmış gibi. Wendi: Yeah.

Todd: I wonder how, and he's old. Wendi: You know what would be amazing if we put him on Swan. Wendi: Weißt du, was toll wäre, wenn wir ihn auf Swan ansetzen würden. Onu Swan'a koysak ne harika olurdu biliyor musun?

On the Swan. Swan'da.

Todd: What's Swan? Wendi: Swan is like this incredible makeover show where they like slice and dice people. Wendi: Swan ist wie diese unglaubliche Umstyling-Show, in der sie die Leute in Scheiben schneiden und würfeln. Wendi: Swan, insanları kesip biçtikleri inanılmaz bir makyaj programı gibi.

Todd: Sort of like change his hair and give him like... Todd: Saçını değiştirmek ve ona şey vermek gibi...

Wendi: Yeah and like they give people like new jaws. Wendi: Evet ve insanlara yeni çeneler veriyorlar.

They like just cut them up like serious. Onları ciddi bir şekilde kesmeyi seviyorlar. It's like extreme plastic surgery, like... Todd: Is this a Canadian show?

Wendi: It's an American show of course. Todd: Really.

I've been overseas. I don't know American shows. Wendi: Yeah, any ways.

The swan basically like, they hang out and they find really unattractive people and they slice and dice them into like pageant queens. Die Schwäne treiben sich herum und suchen sich wirklich unattraktive Leute aus, die sie dann in eine Art Schönheitskönigin verwandeln.

Todd: Oh, wow.

Wendi: It's really foul . Gerçekten iğrenç. But anyway's. Todd: Yeah, actually that's Wendi: They could turn him into a beauty. Wendi: Sie könnten ihn in eine Schönheit verwandeln.

Todd: Yeah, maybe he doesn't want to. Todd: Evet, belki de istemiyordur. Wendi: It's actually really twisted this show, like it's, like I've seen shots of it kind of thing, but it's actually incredibly disturbing. Wendi: Diese Show ist wirklich verdreht, ich habe zwar schon einige Aufnahmen davon gesehen, aber sie ist wirklich unglaublich verstörend. Wendi: Aslında bu şov gerçekten çarpık, sanki, sanki bir tür çekim görmüşüm gibi, ama aslında inanılmaz derecede rahatsız edici. Like that people would be willing to fully like, slice and dice, like they kind of do like this inventory. Zum Beispiel, dass die Leute bereit sind, alles in Scheiben zu schneiden und zu würfeln, so wie sie es mit diesem Inventar tun. İnsanların bu envanterde olduğu gibi tamamen kesip biçmeye istekli olmaları gibi. They do like a 360 of the person, like they show then in like their bras and panty of something. Sie zeigen 360 Bilder von der Person, z. B. in BHs und Höschen oder so. Kişinin 360 derecelik bir görüntüsünü, sütyenini ve külotunu falan gösteriyorlar. I don't really know. Wendi: And they like, they just do this thing down the side, like,"We are going to take out all of her teeth and you know, crack her jaw in five places and reduce her nose and open up her eyes and take off the left limb and whatever you know, they just like go down this list. Wendi: Und sie machen einfach so etwas wie: "Wir werden ihr alle Zähne rausnehmen und ihren Kiefer an fünf Stellen brechen und ihre Nase verkleinern und ihre Augen öffnen und das linke Glied abnehmen und was auch immer, sie gehen einfach diese Liste durch. Wendi: "Tüm dişlerini çekeceğiz, çenesini beş yerden kıracağız, burnunu küçülteceğiz, gözlerini açacağız, sol uzvunu keseceğiz ve bildiğiniz her şeyi yapacağız" gibi bir liste yapıyorlar. It's just unbelievable and then they actually do it. Es ist einfach unglaublich, und dann tun sie es tatsächlich. Todd: Wow!

Wendi: Yeah and then they end up with these people that look like drastically different but that have gone through like crazy, like, I don't know, six month-eight month surgeries and everything else to get there kind of thing. It's crazy.