Hotel. 9. Asking for More Amenities

A: I'd like to request some more amenities.

B: Amenities? What do you mean by amenities, sir?

A: The free stuff, you know, the soap, lotion, shampoo, etc.

B: I see. Sir, if I may ask: Have you used up all the amenities in your room?

A: Not at all. I still have enough for the next few days.

B: Then what is the problem, sir?

A: I need some to keep as souvenirs!

B: Souvenirs?

A: Yes, souvenirs. Trinkets to remember my trip by!

B: We do have a souvenir shop on the first floor, sir.

A: That's not the same. I never pay for hotel souvenirs!

B: I'll call housekeeping. Someone will be up with more amenities shortly.