7. My Wife Left Me

A: Are you married?

B: No.

I'm divorced. A: When did you get divorced?

B: I got divorced two years ago.

A: Why did you get divorced?

B: My wife left me.

A: Why did she leave you?

B: She said she didn't love me anymore.

A: Wow!

That's terrible. B: Yes, it was.

A: Why didn't she love you anymore?

B: She fell in love with my best friend.