Jewelry

I think jewelry is stupid. What's the point? I can understand it was popular a couple of thousand years ago, but not today. It all belongs to when we lived in caves. Why do people feel the need to wear necklaces and bracelets? It seems that jewelry is becoming more and more popular. Nowadays people are wearing rings on their toes and piercing their tongues and bodies. I've never really understood why men wear jewelry, especially thick gold chains. A lot of jewelry is dangerous. I often think if ear-rings catch on something, they'll rip your ears. Some rings that women wear are also dangerous. They could cause serious damage to someone's face. The only jewelry I wear is a wedding ring. Just a simple one.