Анекдоты и шутки (Russian jokes), 167. Может, но не хочет

167. Может, но не хочет

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Анекдоты и шутки (Russian jokes), 167. Может, но не хочет

167. Может, но не хочет

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167. Может, но не хочет 167\. Maybe, but doesn't want to

Анекдоты и шутки (Russian jokes), 167. Может, но не хочет

167. Может, но не хочет

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167. Может, но не хочет 167\. Maybe, but doesn't want to

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