Friends S02E09 1d

Ugly Naked Guy is decorating his tree. You should see the size of his Christmas balls! How much did you tip the super? We were gonna give 50, but we don't wanna look bad. This year we made him cookies. And 25 it is. You gave cookies? Money is so impersonal. Cookies says someone cares. We're broke, but cookies do say that. I can see that. A plate of brownies told me a limerick. Pheebs, let me ask you something. Were these "funny" brownies? Not especially. But I think they had pot in them. So who else did you tip with cookies? The mailman, the super... And the newspaper delivery guy. Oh, my God. What? You're not gonna like this. These are cookies smashed to the sports section. He did my crossword puzzle. Yeah, but not very well, unless 14 across, "Gershwin musical"... ...actually is "Bite me, bite me, bite me." The One With Phoebe's Dad I can't believe it's Christmas already. One day you're eating turkey, the next thing you know... ...lords are a-leaping and geese are a-laying. Which is why geese are so relaxed this time of year. Hey, guys. Hey, Rach. I got you a little present. I'll open it. It's a Slinky! Remember? Walks downstairs Alone or in pairs Everyone knows it's Just a big spring. You're still mad because of the whole Horrible list of reasons not to be with me? How about we just call it the "unfortunate incident"? Hey, Gunther. You got stairs in your place? Go nuts. Hey, guys. What's in the bag? Some presents. Come on, show us what you bought. You know you want to. This is a picture frame from Ben to my parents. Oh, that's cute. Some "Hers" and "Hers" towels for Susan and Carol. And I got this blouse for Mom. Ross, that is gorgeous! Look at these authentic fake metals! Mom's gonna be voted "best dressed"... ...at the make-believe military academy! Happy "Christmas Eve" Eve. Oh, my God! Where did you get this? Macy's, third floor, home furnishings. This is my father! This is a picture of my dad! That's the guy that comes in the frame. No, it's my dad. I'll show you. I thought your dad was in prison. No, that's my stepdad. My real dad's the one that ran out on us before I was born. How have you never been on Oprah?