Friends S02E05 5d

I don't understand. We can't win with you guys. If you guys feel this big, maybe that's not our fault. Maybe that's just how you feel. Now you're telling us how we feel. We never should have talked about this. I'm gonna pass on the concert. I'm just not in a very "Hootie" place right now. - Me neither. - Me too. Guys, we bought the tickets. Then you'll have extra seats for all your tiaras and stuff. Why did you look at me when you said that? So I guess now we can't go. Do what you want. Do we always have to do everything together? You know what? You're right. Fine. All right. We're gonna go. It's not for another six hours. We're gonna go then. Are you ready? Just let me grab my jacket and tell you I had sex today. What? You had sex today? It sounds even cooler when somebody else says it! I was awesome. She was biting her lip to stop from screaming. I know it's been a while, but I took that as a good sign. Still doing the screening? I had sex today. I never have to answer that phone again. At the sound of the beep, you know what to do. Hey, Bob. It's Jade. I wanted to tell you I was really hurt when you didn't show up yesterday. And just so you know, I ended up meeting a guy. Bob here. So you met someone, huh? Yes, I did. In fact, I had sex with him two hours ago. So how was he? Oh, Bob, he was nothing compared to you. I bit my lip to keep from screaming your name. Well, that makes me feel so good. It was just so awkward and bumpy. Maybe he had some kind of new style that you're not familiar with. You have to get used to it. There wasn't much time to get used to it... ...if you know what I mean.