Friends S02E05 2d

What are you guys doing for dinner tonight?

Well, I gotta start saving up for Ross' birthday. I guess I'll just stay home and eat dust bunnies. Can you believe how much this costs? Do you guys ever get the feeling that... ...Chandler and those guys... ...don't get that we don't make that much money? They always say let's go here, let's go there. Like we can afford to go here and there. Yes, and we always have to go to, you know, someplace nice. And we can't say anything about it, because this is a birthday thing... ...and it's "for Ross." For Ross. Oh, my God! I'm at work... ...just an ordinary day, chop, chop, saute, saute. Suddenly, Leon, the manager, calls me into his office. They fired the lunch chef, and guess who got the job? If it's not you, this is a horrible story. Fortunately, it is me. And they made me head of purchasing, thank you! That's so cool! Anyway, I think we should go out and celebrate. You know, someplace nice. Someplace nice. How much you think I can get for my kidney? You can't do this. I can't get a girl like that with conventional methods. It doesn't matter. She wanted to call Bob. Bob could be who she was meant to be with. You may be destroying their chance for happiness. We don't know Bob. We know me. We like me. Please let me be happy. Go over there and tell that woman the truth. All right. Go. Listen, I have to... I have to confess something. Yes? Whoever stood you up is a jerk. - How did you - I don't know. I just had this weird sense. But that's me, I'm weird and sensitive. Tissue? Thanks. No, you keep the pack. I'm all cried out today.