Friends S02E03 5d

You know what we haven't played in a while? Hide the lamp. Monica, let it go. Did you know I'm allergic to shellfish? Then you'll just have to eat the other lamps. It's scary scientist man. Okay, Phoebe, this is it. In this briefcase I carry actual scientific facts. A briefcase of facts, if you will. Some of these fossils are over 200 million years old. Before you even start, I'm not denying evolution. It's just one of the possibilities. It's the only possibility. Ross, could you just open your mind, like, this much? Didn't the brightest minds in the world believe the Earth was flat? And up till 50 years ago, you thought the atom was the smallest thing... ...until you split it open and this whole mess of crap came out. Are you telling me that you are so unbelievably arrogant... ...that you can't admit that there's a teeny, tiny possibility... ...that you could be wrong about this? There might be... ...a teeny... ...tiny... ...possibility. I can't believe you caved. You just abandoned your whole belief system! Before, I didn't agree with you, but at least I respected you. But... How are you gonna go into work tomorrow? How are you going to face the other science guys? How are you going to face yourself? That was fun. So who's hungry? I am. Me too. Let me just get my coat. What happened? It was an accident, I swear. I was putting on my jacket and the thing and the lamp and it broke. Oh, please, Monica! You've always hated my lamp! And now all of a sudden, it's just magically, it's just broken? Phoebe, tell her? I didn't see it, because I was putting on my jacket. But I want to believe you. Hey, Chandler. Monica just broke my seashell lamp. Neat. I'm gonna die alone! Okay, you win. Chandler, you are not gonna die alone. Janice was my safety net, okay? And now I have to get a snake. Why is that? If I'm gonna be an old, lonely man, I'm gonna need a thing. You know, a hook. Like that guy on the subway who eats his own face. So I figure I'll be "Crazy Man With A Snake." Crazy Snake Man. Then I'll get more snakes, call them my babies. Kids will run past my place! "Run away from Crazy Snake Man," they'll shout!