Friends S02E01 7d

When the doctor does that hernia test... That's okay. What's going on? Well, okay, first of all... ...Paolo and I are not back together. That was a stupid thing I did. If I could go back in time and do it again... ...well, I wouldn't. Second of all... What? Is this one of those things where you break up with a guy... ...I tell you what I think... ...and the next day you get back together with him... ...and I look like a complete idiot? Well, then, I think the guy's scum. I hate him. I mean, I actually I physically hate him. I always have. And you are way too good to be with a guy like that. Really? You deserve to be with someone who appreciates you... ...and who gets how funny... ...and sweet and amazing... ...and adorable and sexy you are. You know? Someone who wakes up every morning thinking: "Oh, my God. I'm with Rachel!" You know? Someone who makes you feel good. Like the way I do with Julie. Was there a "second of all"? No, I think that was the whole "all." I gotta go. Thanks. No, I swear to God, Dad! That's not how they measure pants! I was thinking of doing it shorter, like Andie MacDowell's haircut. - Yeah, I could do that. - Really? - You wanna do it now? - Great! See you. I just wanna make really sure this time. Andie MacDowell is the girl from Four Weddings and a Funeral, right? No. That's Roddy McDowall. Andie MacDowell is the guy from Planet of the Apes. - Thank you. - You're welcome.