Friends S02E01 6d
Tell Ross how you feel. Come on, how can I just tell him? What about Julie? What about her? They've only been going out for two weeks. Ross has been in love with you for 10 years. I don't know. I don't know. I've been with my share of women. I've been with a lot of people's share of women. But the point is... ...I've never felt about anyone the way Ross felt about you. Really? Yo, paisan! Can I talk to you for a sec?
Your tailor... ...is a very bad man! What are you talking about? Hey, what's going on? Joey's tailor... ...took advantage of me. No way! I've been going to the guy for 12 years. He said he was gonna do my inseam. Then he ran his hand up my leg and then there was definite What? Cupping. That's how they do pants! First they go up one side, they move it over. Then they go up the other side, move it back, then they do the rear. Ross, tell him. Isn't that how a tailor measures pants? Yes, yes, it is. In prison! What's the matter with you? What? That's not? Oh, my God! Even Mary Tyler Moore would've been better. I like it. I do. I think it's a 10! Thank you. My hair is very amused. Come on, things could be worse. You could "get caught between the moon and New York City. I know it's crazy, but it's true." Thank you. Well, I gotta go. Bye. Bye, Rach! Wait, are you leaving? That's what I meant by "bye." Can I talk to you for a sec?