Friends S02E01 2d

That's all right. We got the bags. This is my sister, Monica. This is Chandler. Phoebe, hi. Joey. Everyone, this is Julie. Julie. But I'm not here, you haven't met me. I'll make a better impression when I don't have 20 hours of plane on me. - And bus. - Oh, my God! - With the screaming guy - And the spitting. You gotta hear this story. We're on this bus that's 200 years old. Two hundred, at least. And the chicken poops in her lap! I'm so sorry. I just gave away the ending, didn't I? I just heard this story in the cab... ...and it is all I can think about. This is amazing. How did this happen? We were in grad school together. We haven't seen each other since then. I land in China... ...guess who's in charge of the dig? Julie! Isn't that great? Isn't that just kick-you-in-the-crotch, spit-on-your-neck fantastic? It's an expression. We just wanted to say a quick hi. - Then we'll see the baby. - Then get some sleep. It's 6:00 tomorrow night, our time. Don't tell us what's gonna happen. I like being surprised. Bye! - Can I get some coffee? - Sure. - Did you talk to him yet? - No. Then, no. What the hell happened to you in China? When last we left you, you were in love with, you know. I know I was. But there was always this voice inside that kept saying: "It's never gonna happen. Move on." You know whose voice that was? God? It was you, pal. Maybe it was God doing me. You were right. She looks at me and sees a friend. That's all. And then I met Julie... ...and we're having a great time. I never would have gone for it, if it hadn't been for you. Well, you owe me one, big guy. Your lemonade. I didn't order it. Then go take that back. They'll charge you for that. Go, go, go! Come on, come on! So what did you find out? He said... He said... They're having a great time. I'm sorry. But the silver lining, if you wanna see it... ...is that he made this decision all by himself... ...without any outside help whatsoever. How is that a silver lining? You have to really wanna see it.