60. Use a Tissue

A: Don't wipe your nose on your sleeve. B: But I don't have a tissue. A: Then go find a tissue in the bathroom.

B: I didn't have time to get one from there. A: Your sleeves are not tissues.

B: But Mom, all my friends use their sleeves.

A: That doesn't make it right. B: I saw Dad wipe his nose on his sleeve yesterday.

A: I will talk to your father about that.

B: I bet Dad did it all the time when he was my age.

A: Your daddy was a good little boy.

B: How do you know? Were you his mommy, too?