29. Friday the 13th

A: Today is Friday the thirteenth.

B: That's a bad day.

A: It's supposed to be unlucky.

B: You're supposed to stay home all day.

A: That's what I do.

B: My friend stayed in a hotel on Friday the thirteenth.

A: That was a mistake.

B: He stayed on the thirteenth floor.

A: What happened?

B: Someone stole his laptop.

A: He was asking for it.

B: He learned his lesson.

He's home today.