Ep.1 (Part 1)

Her 1: Wait, wait, um, um, um Don't hire a new waitress, okay? I've been doing all the work anyway, and I really could use the extra money. Boss: You need help.

Her 1: - No, I don't. Boss: Everyone need help sometimes.

Her 1: I don't. I've been waiting my whole life, okay? I've waited on tables, I've waited in bars, I've waited on home pregnancy tests. Boss: I already hire new waitress.

She work in all top restaurants in Manhattan.

I gave her Paulina's uniform. Her 2: Hi.

Mr.

Lee, not to complain, but I think someone wore this uniform before me, like right before me. Is it possible that I could get another one? Maybe one that's a little less moist. Also this mustard color doesn't really go with my skin tone, neither do the mustard stains And these various other stains, and smells. I hope that's clam chowder. So I think it'd be better for everyone, including my immune system, if I just keep on wearing what I'm wearing, and not the apron, 'cause this is Chanel. So thank you, and let's waitress. Her 1: - Whatever that is, it does not belong in this diner. It belongs in a show on Bravo.

Boss: But she blonde, hair so shiny, good for business.

Where do you even find these people?

The Russian hooker, the one before that was a meth addict.

Boss: You train her, I am boss.

- Da boss.

Her 1: - Oh. Fine, but make her wear the uniform. Are you sure we can't get the meth addict back? She was really good at cleaning.

Boss: But her teeth fall out.

Her 1: You are really judgmental, you know that?