Literature Outtakes, Year Three - YouTube

one hi I'm John Green this is crash course literature that hurt a lot

I should come in from this side maybe nope you know what I'm just going to start here.

and the other half in key west which really isn't America so much

as it's like a little tiny turd that fell off of America.

so the rhyme scheme is AB AB CD CD EF EF GG

I get that right? A few of the sonnets have gendered pronouns

which has driven scholars mad over the last 500 years

nope 400 years

greetings from 2109!

That humanization of the Romantic other is more romantic ultimately more loving than any summer's day.

plus she gets to live forever in his poetry

well not forever actually because you know we're all gonna die

the whole species will cease—damn it. just stop at we're all gonna die?

Should I just stop before then? The whole species is going to cease to exist?

Anyway thanks for watching!

hi I'm John Green this is crash course—oops—nope—all wrong

Lord of the Flies is about the murderous Lord Lord Lord of the Flies is about the murderous

shenanigans of young boys marooned on a desert island for like 12 hours

Lord—is it—how long was it? Four days? extremely short period of time

that's what's so funny about it

Now not to be too hard—now just, you know, starting up a car

I mean I can feel it I can feel it in the table

Oh 10

he wrote a couple of books that were never published and then one day

said to his wife wouldn't be a good idea if I wrote—I don't know what the book is about

because I don't have the teleprompter working all right here we go

Oh to art assignments? 16 just trying to vary it up with the clapping for you, okay

hi I'm John Green this is crash course literature—oh for real?

Aurel—Aurel—Aureliano... I can't say that my American my american mouth doesn't move that way

I hate myself for being such an ugly American ok my ability to pronounce

vowels that are not everyday American English vowels is essentially nil like

and when I talk in Spanish I sound like

an American with a gun to my head being told to read a ransom note

is it funny

good I'm glad that it worked out I was a little worried about it okay

oh Aristotle what weren't you wrong about? well lots of things, lots of

readers—lots of viewers have pointed out many things.

I'll say that, and you can cut it if you want

thanks for watching I'll see you next time... next time will be in like a year

but there will be a next time