Анекдоты и шутки (Russian jokes), 127. Шампанское бьют на счастье

127. Шампанское бьют на счастье

127.

Судья спрашивает в суде:

- Подсудимый, зачем вы разбили о голову тёщи бутылку шампанского?

- Разве не понятно?- отвечает подсудимый.- Шампанское бьют на счастье!

(из коллекции Евгения40, 2015)

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