Taperen får kaka i trynet. the loser|gets|the cake|in|face Der Verlierer bekommt den Kuchen ins Gesicht. El perdedor recibe el pastel en la cara. Pralaimėtojas gauna pyragą į veidą. De verliezer krijgt de taart in zijn gezicht. Przegrany dostaje tort w twarz. O perdedor leva o bolo na cara. Проигравший получает тортом в лицо. The loser gets cake in the face.

Velkommen til NRK Unormal. welcome|to|NRK|Unnormal Welcome to NRK Unormal.

-Jeg føler meg truffet. Vent og se! -Jeg gjør feil hele tiden! I|feel|myself|hit|wait|and|see|I|make|mistakes|all|the time -I feel hit. Wait and see! -I make mistakes all the time!

Det er 17.mai-tider, og da feirer man Norge. it|is|||and|then|celebrate|one|Norway It's May 17th time, and that's when we celebrate Norway.

Men det er også lov å feire seg selv. but|it|is|also|allowed|to|celebrate|oneself|self But it is also okay to celebrate yourself.

Derfor skal vi ha en liten kakebake-pynte-konkurranse. therefore|shall|we|have|a|small|cake baking|decorating|competition That's why we are going to have a little cake-baking-decorating competition.

Det er gøy å vinne, men også å se andre tape. it|is|fun|to|win|but|also|to|see|others|lose It's fun to win, but also to see others lose.

Straffen i dag blir å måtte faceplante trynet sitt i taperkaka. the punishment|in|today|will be|to|must|faceplant|face|his|in|loser cake The punishment today will be to faceplant your face into the loser cake.

-Hvor lang tid har vi? -30 minutter. how|long|time|have|we|minutes -How much time do we have? -30 minutes.

Det er Trond, dagens dommer. that|is|Trond|today's|judge This is Trond, today's judge.

Trond er konditor, bakerieier, og han vant Kakekrigen i 2016. Trond|is|pastry chef|bakery owner|and|he|won|Cake War|in Trond is a pastry chef, bakery owner, and he won the Cake War in 2016.

Dagens første deltaker er programleder i NRK Unormal, Alice. today's|first|participant|is|host|in|NRK|Unormal|Alice Today's first participant is the host of NRK Unormal, Alice.

Dagens andre deltaker, også programleder i NRK Unormal, Lydia. today's|second|participant|also|host|in|NRK|Unormal|Lydia Today's second participant, also the host of NRK Unormal, Lydia.

I dag skal dere pynte en kake. in|day|will|you|decorate|a|cake Today you will decorate a cake.

I Kakekrigen hadde jeg 90 minutter, inkludert baking. in|Cake War|I had|I|minutes|including|baking In the Cake War, I had 90 minutes, including baking.

Når dere har 30 minutter på å pynte, forventer jeg bra resultat. when|you|have|minutes|to|to|decorate|I expect|I|good|result When you have 30 minutes to decorate, I expect a good result.

Hva har dere tenkt å gjøre for å få til det? what|have|you|thought|to|do|to|to|get|to|it What have you thought about doing to achieve that?

Jeg tenkte å lage et bra resultat. I|thought|to|make|a|good|result I was thinking of making a good result.

-Jeg tenkte å lage et drittresultat. -Viktig med lave forventninger. I|thought|to|make|a|shitty result|important|with|low|expectations -I was thinking of making a crappy result. -It's important to have low expectations.

-Da har dere 30 minutter fra nå. -Fra nå? Har vi startet? then|have|you|minutes|from|now|from|now|have|we|started -Then you have 30 minutes from now. -From now? Have we started?

Vi bare: "Tu-tu-tu-tu-tu!" we|just||||| We just: "Tu-tu-tu-tu-tu!"

Det er digg at vi har en ferdig bunn. it|is|nice|that|we|have|a|ready|crust It's nice that we have a ready base.

-Den er til jordbærene. -Wow! Så det ... it|is|for|the strawberries|wow|so|it -It's for the strawberries. -Wow! So that ...

-Yes! -Går det bra der borte? yes|goes|it|well|there|over -Yes! -Is everything going well over there?

Hva begynner jeg med? Jeg må lage en base. what|I start|I|with|I|must|make|a|base What do I start with? I need to make a base.

Siden det er sjokolade og fordi jeg har en plan, - since|it|is|chocolate|and|because|I|have|a|plan Since it's chocolate and because I have a plan, -

- begynner jeg med konditorfarge. I start|I|with|food coloring - I start with food coloring.

Ai! Nå ble det skjevt. ouch|now|it became|it|crooked Ouch! Now it became uneven.

Så må jeg få den av, da! Er denne brun? Den ser svart ut. so|must|I|get|it|off|then|is|this|brown|it|looks|black|out Then I have to take it off, then! Is this brown? It looks black.

(Hører dunk.) hear|thud (Hears a thud.)

Det går hardt for seg på den andre siden. it|goes|hard|for|itself|on|the|other|side It's rough on the other side.

Hvorfor kan jeg ikke skjære en kake i to? Kaka skal representere meg. why|can|I|not|cut|a|cake|in|two|the cake|shall|represent|me Why can't I cut a cake in two? The cake is supposed to represent me.

Grunnloven er en lov som vi alle skal stå for. the constitution|is|a|law|that|we|all|shall|stand|for The constitution is a law that we all should stand for.

Men den loven ble lagd av menn, kun av folk sør for Trøndelag. but|that|law|was|made|by|men|only|by|people|south|of|Trøndelag But that law was made by men, only by people south of Trøndelag.

Så dette er en 17.mai-kake for oss nordlendinger som er damer i tillegg. so|this|is|a|||for|us|northerners|who|are|women|in|addition So this is a May 17th cake for us northerners who are women as well.

Oi! Det var ikke den fineste brunfargen, men den skal være inni. oh|that|was|not|the|finest|tan|but|it|shall|be|inside Oh! It wasn't the prettiest brown color, but it should be on the inside.

Kanskje jeg skal ha noen jordbær inni. maybe|I|shall|have|some|strawberries|inside Maybe I should put some strawberries inside.

Kaka skal representere meg litt, da jeg skal prøve å lage hår. the cake|shall|represent|me|a little|then|I|shall|try|to|make|hair The cake is supposed to represent me a bit, as I will try to make hair.

Det er ikke det som høres mest appetittlig ut. Men vi får se. it|is|not|that|which|sounds|most|appetizing|out|but|we|will|see It's not what sounds the most appetizing. But we'll see.

Brunfargen er bare bæsj ... Oi, oi! Og så må jeg ha en saks. the brown color|is|just|poop|oh|oh|and|then|must|I|have|a|scissors The brown color is just poop ... Oops! And then I need a pair of scissors.

Skal du klippe av hår og legge det på? shall|you|cut|off|hair|and|put|it|on Are you going to cut off hair and put it on?

Ja. Pynte kaka med håret mitt. Dette ser ikke fint ut. yes|decorate|cake|with|hair|my|this|looks|not|nice|out Yes. Decorate the cake with my hair. This doesn't look nice.

Jeg skal roe meg ned. Dette går bra. I|shall|calm|myself|down|this|goes|well I will calm down. This will be fine.

-Alice, hva er temaet til kaka di? -Det skal være hår. Alice|what|is|theme|of|cake|your|it|shall|be|hair -Alice, what is the theme of your cake? -It is going to be hair.

Føler du at hår er appetittlig når det gjelder kakeverdenen og mat? feel|you|that|hair|is|appetizing|when|it|concerns|cake world|and|food Do you feel that hair is appetizing when it comes to the world of cakes and food?

Det er utfordringen min, å gjøre hår appetittlig. it|is|challenge|my|to|make|hair|appetizing That is my challenge, to make hair appetizing.

Skal jeg lage spiselige ting, - shall|I|make|edible|things If I am going to make edible things, -

- blander jeg ikke inn noe jeg ikke vil finne i maten. mix|I|not|in|anything|I|not|want|find|in|food - I do not mix in anything I wouldn't want to find in food.

Men konkurrenten din smakte på kaka med fingeren. but|the competitor|your|tasted|on|the cake|with|the finger But your competitor tasted the cake with their finger.

-Vasket du fingrene? -Jeg vasket fingrene først. washed|you|the fingers|I|washed|the fingers|first -Did you wash your fingers? -I washed my fingers first.

Etter at du smakte også? after|that|you|tasted|also After you tasted it too?

Jeg har ikke rørt kaka med lillefingeren. I|have|not|touched|the cake|with|the little finger I haven't touched the cake with my pinky.

-Jeg gjør feil hele tiden. -Et lite tips til topplokket. I|do|mistakes|whole|time|a|little|tip|to|the lid -I make mistakes all the time. -A little tip for the lid.

Vil dere ha den litt jevn på toppen, ville jeg hatt den buede delen inni. will|you|have|it|a little|even|on|top|would|I|have had|it|curved|part|inside If you want it a bit even on top, I would have the curved part inside.

-Hæ? -Hvis du snur topplokket ditt. huh|if|you|turn|the lid|your -Huh? -If you turn your lid around.

Det var smart! Å, det var så smart. Jeg lærer ting. that|was|smart|oh|that|was|so|smart|I|learn|things That was smart! Oh, that was so smart. I'm learning things.

-Se, så vakkert. -Dette gir ikke mening. look|so|beautiful|this|gives|not|meaning -Look, how beautiful. -This doesn't make sense.

Hva har jeg gjort? Det gir ingen mening. what|have|I|done|it|gives|no|meaning What have I done? It makes no sense.

Jeg vet det er ironisk at jeg er på TV og gjør dette. I|know|it|is|ironic|that|I|am|on|TV|and|do|this I know it's ironic that I'm on TV doing this.

Det lure med en tyll er å ha den i posen før du har i kremen. it|clever|with|a|tulle|is|to|have|it|in|bag|before|you|have|in|cream The trick with a tulle is to have it in the bag before you add the cream.

Hæ? I posen først? huh|in|the bag|first Huh? In the bag first?

Oh my God! Ja. Det er så smart! oh|my|God|yes|it|is|so|smart Oh my God! Yes. That's so smart!

-Det har jeg sett på Kakekrigen. -Dette blir ikke bra. that|have|I|seen|on|The Cake War|this|will be|not|good -I've seen that on Cake Wars. -This is not going to be good.

I Nord-Norge er det mye fin natur. in|||is|it|much|beautiful|nature In Northern Norway, there is a lot of beautiful nature.

Dagens kake skal være inspirert av havet. today's|cake|shall|be|inspired|by|the sea Today's cake is to be inspired by the sea.

Da har jeg satt av litt hvit krem der, så ho sa, veita. then|have|I|set|aside|a little|white|cream|there|so|she|said|you know So I have set aside some white cream there, she said, you know.

Oi! oh Oh!

Dette er ikke lett. this|is|not|easy This is not easy.

Se, så fint! Det ser ut som bølgete hav! look|so|nice|it|looks|out|like|wavy|sea Look, how nice! It looks like a wavy sea!

I læretida pyntet jeg en karamellpudding med blå krem. in|apprenticeship|decorated|I|a|caramel pudding|with|blue|cream During my apprenticeship, I decorated a caramel pudding with blue cream.

Da fikk jeg mye tyn fra kjøkkensjefen. then|got|I|a lot of|criticism|from|the head chef Then I got a lot of flak from the head chef.

For ingenting i matverdenen er naturlig så blått. for|nothing|in|the food world|is|naturally|so|blue Because nothing in the culinary world is naturally that blue.

-Hva er tanken bak en så blå farge? -Vent og se. Det er en plan. what|is|thought|behind|a|so|blue|color|wait|and|see|it|is|a|plan -What is the idea behind such a blue color? -Wait and see. There is a plan.

Se her. Det ser så nasty ut. look|here|it|looks|so|nasty|out Look here. It looks so nasty.

Men det lukter veldig godt. but|it|smells|very|good But it smells really good.

Alice, hvordan går det med renholdet av antrekket? Alice|how|goes|it|with|cleaning|of|outfit Alice, how is the cleaning of the outfit going?

Det er feil farge å søle på seg. it|is|wrong|color|to|spill|on|oneself It is the wrong color to spill on yourself.

Det ser ikke ut som jeg har bakt kake. it|looks|not|out|like|I|have|baked|cake It doesn't look like I baked a cake.

Skjønte du det med å snu topplokket for å få kaka jevn over og under? understood|you|it|with|to|turn|the top lid|to|to|get|the cake|even|on top|and|underneath Did you understand the part about flipping the top lid to make the cake even on top and bottom?

Bunnen din ville jeg kanskje ha snudd, så buen kom inni. the bottom|your|would|I|maybe|have|turned|so|the arch|came|inside I might have turned your bottom so the arch came inside.

-Kan jeg redde den? Jeg redder den. -Allerede? Hva har du gjort? can|I|save|it|I|save|it|already|what|have|you|done -Can I save it? I save it. -Already? What have you done?

Jeg har et bilde i hodet mitt. Det blir ofte litt annerledes. I|have|a|picture|in|head|my|it|becomes|often|a little|different I have an image in my head. It often turns out a bit different.

Man blir følelsesmessig involvert. one|becomes|emotionally|involved One becomes emotionally involved.

Ja, for du legger sjela i noe kreativt. yes|because|you|put|soul|in|something|creative Yes, because you put your soul into something creative.

Og så skal noen andre si at det er feil. and|then|shall|some|others|say|that|it|is|wrong And then someone else will say that it's wrong.

Det ser så artig ut å gjøre sånn. Jeg gjør sånn først. it|looks|so|funny|out|to|do|like that|I|do|like that|first It looks so fun to do it this way. I'll do it this way first.

Hello, I am blue poop. Ikke se på nå, Trond. hello|I|am|blue|poop|not|see|at|now|Trond Hello, I am blue poop. Don't look now, Trond.

-Er smaken der, kan du redde deg. -Dette gikk ikke bra. is|the taste|there|can|you|save|yourself|this|went|not|well -If the taste is there, you can save yourself. -This didn't go well.

Den kopphåndduken der blir ganske stygg. that|dish towel|there|becomes|quite|ugly That cup towel there is getting quite ugly.

Det spørs om den vil matche noen av kakene etter hvert. it|depends|if|it|will|match|any|of|the cakes|after|a while It remains to be seen if it will match any of the cakes eventually.

Hvorfor kastet jeg den? Jeg skulle bare brukt den der. why|threw|I|it|I|should|just|used|it|there Why did I throw it away? I should have just used it there.

Jeg blir veldig redd av å høre på deg. I|become|very|scared|by|to|hear|at|you I get very scared listening to you.

Dette ser mye lettere ut på TikTok. this|looks|much|easier|out|on|TikTok This looks much easier on TikTok.

Nå kan dere gå litt til sides, så skal jeg inspisere kakene. now|can|you|go|a little|to|side|so|will|I|inspect|the cakes Now you can step aside a bit, so I can inspect the cakes.

Jeg må se hvor langt dere har kommet. Gå litt tilbake. I|must|see|how|far|you|have|come|go|a little|back I need to see how far you have come. Step back a little.

Alice er ikke noe ordensmenneske når hun lager kaker. Alice|is|not|any|orderly person|when|she|makes|cakes Alice is not a tidy person when she bakes cakes.

Man må ha orden, så man kan se at det blir pent etter hvert. one|must|have|order|so|one|can|see|that|it|becomes|nice|after|while One must have order, so that one can see that it becomes nice over time.

Hun har litt teken på å ta på krem, men har mye å jobbe med på ryddighet. she|has|a little|knack|at|to|take|on|cream|but|has|a lot|to|work|with|on|tidiness She has a bit of a knack for applying cream, but has a lot to work on regarding tidiness.

Tja. Fargen er ikke noe jeg forbinder med kake. well|the color|is|not|anything|I|associate|with|cake Well. The color is not something I associate with cake.

Ryddigheten er vel hakket bedre her. the tidiness|is|probably|a bit|better|here The tidiness is probably a bit better here.

Den sprudler kanskje mer, men om det er på en positiv måte ... usikker. it|bubbles|maybe|more|but|if|it|is|in|a|positive|way|uncertain It may be more bubbly, but whether that's in a positive way... I'm not sure.

Alice, jeg burde gjort mer research hvis han ikke likte fargen. Alice|I|should|done|more|research|if|he|not|liked|color Alice, I should have done more research if he didn't like the color.

Jeg er fornøyd med tilbakemeldingen. Jeg kan bli ryddigere. I|am|satisfied|with|feedback|I|can|become|tidier I am satisfied with the feedback. I can be tidier.

Jeg er glad han likte teknikken min. I|am|happy|he|liked|technique|my I am glad he liked my technique.

Lydia, hvorfor brukte du mønster på kremen for så å gni den ut? Lydia|why|you used|you|pattern|on|the cream|to|then|to|rub|it|out Lydia, why did you use a pattern on the cream only to rub it out?

-Var ikke det bortkastet tid? -Jo. Men det går så fort på TV. was|not|it|wasted|time|yes|but|it|goes|so|fast|on|TV -Wasn't that a waste of time? -Yes. But it goes so fast on TV.

Jeg glemte at jeg ikke har skills. I|forgot|that|I|not|have|skills I forgot that I don't have skills.

Det tenkte jeg også, Lydia: "Dette går fort." that|thought|I|also|Lydia|this|goes|fast I thought that too, Lydia: "This goes fast."

Jeg får ikke disse mønstergreiene til å funke. I|get|not|these|pattern things|to|to|work I can't get these pattern things to work.

Jeg har brukt lang tid på ingenting. Hvordan gjør man dette? I|have|spent|long|time|on|nothing|how|do|one|this I've spent a long time on nothing. How do you do this?

Det må bli som jeg har tenkt. it|must|become|as|I|have|thought It has to be as I have thought.

I make an ocean on my cake. I|make|an|ocean|on|my|cake I make an ocean on my cake.

Sånn. Nå har vi The Ocean. like that|now|have|we|the|ocean There we go. Now we have The Ocean.

Oh my God! oh|my|god Oh my God!

Ingen hav uten bølger. no|ocean|without|waves No ocean without waves.

Livet har litt røff sjø. life|has|a little|rough|sea Life has a bit of rough seas.

Oi! Oh!

Det ser ikke bra ut ikke å vaske hendene. it|looks|not|good|out|not|to|wash|hands It doesn't look good not to wash your hands.

Jeg har ikke tid. I|have|not|time I don't have time.

Få med deg de fine strøkene her, Trond. get|with|you|the|nice|areas|here|Trond Take in the nice areas here, Trond.

-Det er igjen fem minutter. -Det er ikke nok tid! it|is|again|five|minutes|it|is|not|enough|time -There are five minutes left. -That's not enough time!

Nå er det å skjære for harde livet. now|is|it|to|cut|for|hard|life Now it's time to cut for dear life.

Hva er hodet, liksom? Jeg gjør litt sånn. Den må ha lugg. what|is|head|like|I|do|a little|like this|it|must|have|bangs What is the head, like? I do a little like this. It must have bangs.

Bære, bære, bær og bære, bære, bær! carry|carry|berries|and|carry|carry|berries Carry, carry, berry and carry, carry, berry!

-Det blir ikke fint. Dritt! -Har du det hvite strøet? it|will be|not|nice|shit|have|you|it|white|powder -It won't be nice. Crap! -Do you have the white powder?

Ti sekunder igjen. ten|seconds|left Ten seconds left.

Fem, fire, tre, to, en, ferdig. five|four|three|two|one|done Five, four, three, two, one, done.

Har jeg stressa? have|I|stressed Have I stressed?

Jeg hadde et bilde i hodet mitt, det ble ikke helt likt. I|had|a|picture|in|head|my|it|became|not|completely|similar I had an image in my head, it didn't turn out quite the same.

Trond, så fin du er. Vil du ha et jordbær? Trond|so|nice|you|are|will|you|have|a|strawberry Trond, how nice you are. Would you like a strawberry?

-Hva er tanken bak? -Det er en hommage til Nord-Norge. what|is|thought|behind|it|is|a|homage|to|| -What is the thought behind it? -It is a homage to Northern Norway.

Det er det ville, vakre havet. Du ser skumtoppene og perler og sånn. it|is|the|wild|beautiful|sea|you|see|the foam tops|and|pearls|and|like that It is the wild, beautiful sea. You see the foam tops and pearls and such.

Og søte bær, for selv om Nord-Norge er røft, er det masse søte bær. and|sweet|berries|for|even|though|||is|rough|is|it|lots of|sweet|berries And sweet berries, for even though Northern Norway is rough, there are plenty of sweet berries.

Midnattssola gjør bærene ekstra søte. the midnight sun|makes|the berries|extra|sweet The midnight sun makes the berries extra sweet.

Du skal ha kred for bra bruk av bær og rikelig med krem. you|shall|have|credit|for|good|use|of|berries|and|plenty|with|cream You deserve credit for good use of berries and plenty of cream.

Fargen er jeg usikker på siden det er utseendet vi går etter. the color|is|I|unsure|about|since|it|is|the appearance|we|go|after I'm unsure about the color since it's the appearance we're after.

-Ja, men havet er blått. -Vi får se. yes|but|the sea|is|blue|we|get|see -Yes, but the sea is blue. -We'll see.

-Hei. -Hva var ideen bak kaka? hi|what|was|the idea|behind|the cake -Hi. -What was the idea behind the cake?

Jeg ville blande sammen ... Hår er litt viktig for meg. I|wanted|mix|together|hair|is|a little|important|for|me I wanted to mix together ... Hair is a bit important to me.

Jeg ville ha håret og det norske flagg sammen. I|wanted|have|the hair|and|the|Norwegian|flag|together I wanted the hair and the Norwegian flag together.

Selv om den ser annerledes ut, er den fortsatt norsk. even|though|it|looks|different|out|is|it|still|Norwegian Even though it looks different, it is still Norwegian.

Og så har jeg tatt den ned her, så det skulle falle ut som et strakt ... and|then|have|I|taken|it|down|here|so|it|should|fall|out|like|a|straight And then I took it down here, so it should come out as a straight ...

Du skal ha kred for at den ble ganske pen å se på. you|shall|have|credit|for|that|it|became|quite|pretty|to|see|at You deserve credit for it looking quite nice.

Temaet er jeg skeptisk til, og kanskje er det litt for lite krem. the theme|is|I|skeptical|to|and|maybe|is|it|a little|too|little|cream I am skeptical about the theme, and maybe there is a bit too little cream.

Men utseendemessig er den ... Den nærmer seg. but|in appearance|is|it|it|approaches|itself But in terms of appearance, it is ... It's getting closer.

Nå ble jeg kjempeglad. Tuller du? now|became|I|super happy|are you kidding|you Now I got really happy. Are you kidding?

Og så spørs det om måten du jobber på, trekker litt ned. and|then|it depends|it|if|the way|you|work|on|pulls|a little|down And then it depends on the way you work, that brings it down a bit.

-Det var mye rot. -Ja. Det tar jeg til meg. that|was|a lot of|mess|yes|that|I take|I|to|myself -There was a lot of mess. -Yes. I take that to heart.

Tre, to, en ... three|two|one Three, two, one ...

Da er vi klare for den store avklaringen. then|are|we|ready|for|the|big|clarification Then we are ready for the big clarification.

Vi har ikke sett hverandres kake. Der for mikken. we|have|not|seen|each other's|cake|there|for|the heck We haven't seen each other's cake. There for the heck.

Vi har ikke sett hverandres kake, men når jeg ser forkleet ditt, - we|have|not|seen|each other's|cake|but|when|I|see|apron|your We haven't seen each other's cake, but when I see your apron, -

- aner jeg hvilken farge du har brukt. suspect|I|which|color|you|have|used - I have an idea of what color you used.

-Jeg er så nervøs. -Er du redo? En, to, tre! |am|so|nervous|are|you|ready|one|two|three - I'm so nervous. - Are you ready? One, two, three!

Hva syns du? what|think|you What do you think?

Både veldig gode tilbakemeldinger og veldig dårlige tilbakemeldinger. both|very|good|feedback|and|very|bad|feedback Both very good feedback and very bad feedback.

Man får litt inni-bleien-til-en-baby-stemning. one|gets|a little|||||| You get a bit of the inside-diaper-of-a-baby vibe.

Men det ser ut som en sjokoladekake. but|it|looks|out|like|a|chocolate cake But it looks like a chocolate cake.

-Takk. -Iallfall derfra og dit. thanks|at least|from there|and|to there -Thank you. -At least from there to there.

Denne er helt annerledes, og det mener jeg ikke på en positiv måte. this|is|completely|different|and|it|I mean|I|not|in|a|positive|way This one is completely different, and I don't mean that in a positive way.

Selv om jeg har veldig lyst til å vinne. Er du klar? even|though|I|have|very|desire|to|to|win|are|you|ready Even though I really want to win. Are you ready?

Hæ? huh Huh?

Den er sinnssykt fin. Kødder du med meg? Se på den ... Dritt! it|is|insanely|nice|joking|you|with|me|look|at|it|crap It's insanely nice. Are you kidding me? Look at it ... Crap!

Jeg syns blåfargen er litt kraftig. Den er litt sånn i ansiktet ditt. I|think|the blue color|is|a bit|strong|it|is|a bit|like that|in|face|your I think the blue color is a bit strong. It's a bit in your face.

Men har du noen gang vært på havet og ikke tenkt: "For en blåfarge!" but|have|you|any|time|been|on|the sea|and|not|thought|for|a|blue color But have you ever been at sea and not thought: "What a shade of blue!"

Jeg får følelsen av å være på havet. I|get|feeling|of|to|be|on|the sea I get the feeling of being at sea.

-Du har fått det fram. Dritt! -Det er ikke oss dette står på. you|have|gotten|it|forward|shit|it|is|not|us|this|stands|on -You have brought it out. Damn! -It's not us that this depends on.

-Klar for den store avgjørelsen? -Nei. ready|for|the|big|decision|no -Ready for the big decision? -No.

Da har vi to ferdige kaker foran oss. then|have|we|two|finished|cakes|in front of|us Now we have two finished cakes in front of us.

-Hva tenker dere om resultatet? -Jeg er pissnervøs. what|think|you|about|the result|I|am|extremely nervous -What do you think about the result? -I am super nervous.

Hvis du lager noe og tenker "dette er dårlig", sånn har jeg det nå. if|you|make|something|and|think|this|is|bad|like that|have|I|it|now If you make something and think "this is bad", that's how I feel right now.

Jeg planlegger hvordan jeg skal fjerne blåfargen. Den går ikke av. I|plan|how|I|will|remove|the blue color|it|goes|not|off I am planning how to remove the blue color. It won't come off.

Da kan vi begynne med Lydias kake. Du skal ha kred for godt med krem. then|can|we|start|with|Lydia's|cake|you|shall|have|credit|for|good|with|cream Then we can start with Lydia's cake. You should get credit for a good amount of cream.

Jeg var litt skeptisk til blåfarge på kake. I|was|a little|skeptical|to|blue color|on|cake I was a bit skeptical about the blue color on the cake.

Men du har fått til en sjøeffekt. Norge er en sjønasjon. Mye bær. but|you|have|gotten|to|a|sea effect|Norway|is|a|sea nation|much|berries But you have achieved a sea effect. Norway is a maritime nation. Lots of berries.

Den har fin høyde. Overraskende at blått kan bli så pent på en kake. it|has|nice|height|surprising|that|blue|can|become|so|pretty|on|a|cake It has a nice height. Surprising that blue can look so pretty on a cake.

OK, det var veldig oppløftende. OK|it|was|very|uplifting OK, that was very uplifting.

Så har vi kaka til Alice. so|have|we|the cake|for|Alice So we have the cake for Alice.

-Jeg var ikke begeistret for temaet. -Hår er så appetittlig. I|was|not|excited|for|the topic|hair|is|so|appetizing -I was not enthusiastic about the topic. -Hair is so appetizing.

Underveis var det noen hendelser som ikke gjør den så appetittlig. along the way|were|there|some|events|that|not|make|it|so|appetizing Along the way, there were some events that do not make it so appetizing.

Men legger man godsiden til, er det en sjokoladekake. but|one adds|one|the good side|to|is|it|a|chocolate cake But if you add the good side, it's a chocolate cake.

Litt lite bær, litt lav. Men det er en OK sjokoladekake. a little|small|berries|a little|low|but|it|is|a|OK|chocolate cake A bit too few berries, a bit low. But it's an OK chocolate cake.

Kanskje også litt vel mye rot rundt kakelaginga. maybe|also|a little|too|much|mess|around|the cake making Maybe also a bit too much mess around the cake making.

Jeg er glad i orden når jeg holder på. I|am|happy|in|order|when|I|am keeping|on I like order when I'm working.

Men jeg har funnet meg en vinner. but|I|have|found|myself|a|winner But I have found myself a winner.

Er det en ting som trumfer alt, er det at jeg ikke liker blå kaker. is|it|a|thing|that|trumps|everything|is|it|that|I|not|like|blue|cakes If there is one thing that trumps everything, it is that I do not like blue cakes.

Så Alice, du er vinneren. so|Alice|you|are|the winner So Alice, you are the winner.

Lydia, selv om det var mye bra, må dessverre du ta ansiktet i kaka. Lydia|even|though|it|was|a lot of|good|must|unfortunately|you|take|face|in|the cake Lydia, even though there was a lot of good, unfortunately you have to take the face in the cake.

På grunn av en farge! Jeg skulle hatt på pulsklokke. due|reason|of|a|color|I|should|have|on|heart rate monitor Because of a color! I should have worn a heart rate monitor.

Jeg føler med deg! I|feel|with|you I feel for you!

Det er synd og skam å ødelegge det flotte verket med trynet sitt. it|is|pity|and|shame|to|destroy|the|beautiful|work|with|face|one's It's a shame and disgrace to ruin the beautiful work with one's face.

Jeg får halsbrann av nervøsitet. I|get|heartburn|from|nervousness I get heartburn from nervousness.

Jeg gruegleder meg. I|dread|myself I am both excited and anxious.

Tre, to, en, gå! three|two|one|go Three, two, one, go!

Tusen takk for at du så på. thousand|thanks|for|that|you|saw|at Thank you so much for watching.

Dette gjorde jeg for deg. this|did|I|for|you I did this for you.

Frosting i øyet! frosting|in|the eye Frosting in the eye!