Kleine spørsmål med Stian og Dennis small|questions|with|Stian|and|Dennis Pequeñas preguntas con Stian y Dennis Maži klausimai su Stianu ir Dennisu Kleine vragen met Stian en Dennis Małe pytania do Stiana i Dennisa Небольшие вопросы Стиану и Деннису. Small questions with Stian and Dennis

Han har overnatta på kjøpesenter, vært 1 t og 20 min i badstue - he|has|overnighted|at|shopping mall|been|hour|and|minutes|in|sauna He has spent the night at the shopping center, been in the sauna for 1 hour and 20 minutes -

- og laga verdens styggeste julegenser. Ta vel imot Dennis! and|made|world's|ugliest|Christmas sweater|take|well|received|Dennis - and made the world's ugliest Christmas sweater. Please welcome Dennis!

-Vi skulle hatt klappeboks. -Det kan du få. we|should|have had|clap box|that|can|you|get -We should have a clap box. -You can have that.

Neste deltaker har spist sin egen bæsj, testa å ha mensen - next|participant|has|eaten|his|own|poop|tested|to|have|period The next participant has eaten their own poop, tried to have a period -

- og svømt over Oslofjorden. Ta vel imot Stian! - and swum across the Oslofjord. Please welcome Stian!

Velkommen til NRK Unormals kroppsquiz. Welcome to NRK Unormal's body quiz.

Jeg ser på hver eneste video. I watch every single video.

Mange lurer på hvorfor dere står litt nært. Men dere bor sammen. many|wonder|about|why|you|stand|a little|close|but|you|live|together Many wonder why you are standing a bit close. But you live together.

Og dere kjenner hverandre godt, men vi skal teste det. and|you|know|each other|well|but|we|will|test|it And you know each other well, but we are going to test that.

Dere har med påstander om dere selv. you|have|with|statements|about|you|self You have brought statements about yourselves.

-Er dere klare? -Jeg er klar! are|you|ready|I|am|ready -Are you ready? -I am ready!

Da snurrer vi i gang Fleip eller fakta! then|we spin|we|in|start|bluff|or|fact Then we start Fleip or fakta!

Jeg tror ikke du har så stor penis. I|think|not|you|have|so|big|penis I don't think you have such a big penis.

Det var mer det at forhuden var stram. it|was|more|that|that|the foreskin|was|tight It was more that the foreskin was tight.

Det har ikke med størrelsen på penis å gjøre. Jeg tipper fleip. it|has|not|with|size|of|penis|to|do|I|guess|bluff It has nothing to do with the size of the penis. I guess it's a lie.

Jeg vet ikke om jeg tør å være ærlig. Det er så nært. I|know|not|if|I|dare|to|be|honest|it|is|so|close I don't know if I dare to be honest. It's so close.

Nei, jeg kan ikke huske å ha hatt det. Du hadde rett. no|I|can|not|remember|to|have|had|it|you|had|right No, I can't remember having it. You were right.

-Men stram forhud er veldig vanlig. -Det hadde jeg. but|tight|foreskin|is|very|common|it|had|I -But a tight foreskin is very common. -I had that.

Jeg røyk strengen første gang jeg hadde sex. I|broke|string|first|time|I|had|sex I broke the string the first time I had sex.

Er det en sånn, eller? is|it|a|like this|or Is it one of those, or?

-Det er fakta. -Det er fleip. it|is|facts|it|is|nonsense -That's a fact. -That's a joke.

-Jeg ble litt letta. -Jeg fikk flått på pungen en gang. I|became|a little|relieved|I|got|tick|on|scrotum|a|time -I felt a bit relieved. -I once got a tick on my testicles.

Men jeg har ikke spurt norsklæreren om å fjerne den! but|I|have|not|asked|the Norwegian teacher|if|to|remove|it But I haven't asked the Norwegian teacher to remove it!

Jeg onanerte til dem. I|masturbated|to|them I masturbated to them.

-Mitt første pornoblad. -De damene? my|first|porn magazine|those|women -My first porn magazine. -Those ladies?

-Det er fakta. -Ja! that|is|fact|Yes -That's a fact. -Yes!

Vet du hvordan jeg vet det? Jeg har gjort det samme selv. know|you|how|I|know|that|I|have|done|that|same|myself Do you know how I know? I've done the same myself.

Ja, du fiser hele tiden. yes|you|fart|all|time Yes, you fart all the time.

Ja, det er sant. yes|it|is|true Yes, that's true.

Han fiser hele tiden! he|farts|all|time He farts all the time!

I går spurte jeg: Kan du prompe på kommando? Og så feis han. yesterday|I asked|I asked|I|can|you|fart|on|command|and|then|he farted|he Yesterday I asked: Can you fart on command? And then he farted.

Og det samme en time etterpå. and|it|same|an|hour|later And the same an hour later.

Prøv nå, da. try|now|then Try now, then.

Hæ?! Det er en rar skill å ha. huh|that|is|a|strange|skill|to|have Huh?! That's a weird skill to have.

-Folk kommer til å tro det er fake. -Jeg står i skuddlinja! people|will come|to|to|believe|that|is|fake|I|stand|in|line of fire -People are going to think it's fake. -I'm in the line of fire!

Nei. Det er en ting jeg ikke tror du gjorde. Det er fleip. no|it|is|a|thing|I|not|believe|you|did|it|is|joke No. There is one thing I don't think you did. It's a joke.

Jeg gjorde ikke det, men det er mange som gjør det. Ikke å anbefale. I|did|not|that|but|it|is|many|who|do|that|not|to|recommend I didn't do that, but many do. Not recommended.

-Så hun ståpikken din? -Hun kjente den. so|she|standing penis|your|she|felt|it -So she felt your hard-on? -She felt it.

Da du var yngre? Fakta. when|you|were|younger|fact When you were younger? Fact.

-Det er fleip. -Er det fleip?! it|is|joke|is|it|joke -That's a joke. -Is it a joke?!

-Kan skje hvem som helst. -Nei, var det ikke sånn at du ... can|happen|who|that|anyone|no|was|it|not|like|that|you -It can happen to anyone. -No, wasn't it like you ...

Vær rolig med hva du sier her! be|calm|with|what|you|say|here Be careful with what you say here!

-Fleip. -Ja, det er fleip. joke|yes|it|is|joke -Joke. -Yes, it's a joke.

Du spiser fortsatt buser. Fakta. you|eat|still|boogers|facts You are still eating bugs. Fact.

Det er fakta. Jeg måtte aktivt slutte med det. that|is|fact|I|had to|actively|stop|with|it That is a fact. I had to actively stop doing that.

Første runde er over, og stillinga er 2-4 til Dennis! first|round|is|over|and|score|is|to|Dennis The first round is over, and the score is 2-4 to Dennis!

Denne oppgaven er litt praktisk. this|task|is|a bit|practical This task is a bit practical.

Under bordet er det tapet fast et kondom til hver. under|the table|is|it|taped|fast|a|condom|for|each Under the table, there is a condom taped to each.

Hvem klarer å blåse det opp til det sprekker først? who|can|to|blow|it|up|until|it|bursts|first Who can blow it up until it pops first?

You blow, you go. Nå! you|blow|you|go|now You blow, you go. Now!

Det står om hvem som har best lunger. it|stands|about|who|that|has|best|lungs It's about who has the best lungs.

Jeg er redd for hvem som får den i fjeset. Det er ganske likt. I|am|afraid|of|who|that|gets|it|in|face|it|is|quite|similar I am afraid of who will get it in the face. It's quite similar.

Hvem får den til å sprekke først? who|gets|it|to|to|burst|first Who will make it burst first?

-Dennis! -Jeg tør ikke å sprekke den. Dennis|I|dare|not|to|burst|it -Dennis! -I don't dare to burst it.

5-2 til Dennis. to|Dennis 5-2 to Dennis.

Men det er mange muligheter til å ta det igjen. but|it|is|many|opportunities|to|to|take|it|again But there are many opportunities to catch up.

Her er oppgaven å lage det mest kreative svaret. here|is|task|to|make|it|most|creative|answer The task here is to create the most creative answer.

Dere får 20 sekunder til å notere stikkord. you (plural)|get|seconds|to|to|note|keywords You have 20 seconds to jot down keywords.

-Mottatt? -Ja. received|yes -Received? -Yes.

Hint: Det er ikke pga. amming. Tre, to, én! hint|it|is|not|because of|breastfeeding|three|two|one Hint: It is not because of breastfeeding. Three, two, one!

Null! zero Zero!

Stian, se i kamera, og forklar hvorfor vi har pupper. Stian|look|in|camera|and|explain|why|we|have|breasts Stian, look at the camera and explain why we have breasts.

Med overbevisning. with|conviction With conviction.

Hvorfor har kvinner pupper? Jeg brukte tid på å skrive spørsmålet. why|have|women|breasts|I|spent|time|on|to|write|the question Why do women have breasts? I spent time writing the question.

Og så tegna jeg en penis, det var det første jeg tenkte på. Og en syklus. and|then|drew|I|a|penis|it|was|that|first|I|thought|on|and|a|cycle And then I drew a penis, that was the first thing I thought of. And a cycle.

Det funka ikke for meg. it|worked|not|for|me It didn't work for me.

Det jeg lærte i norsk på videregående, - that|I|learned|in|Norwegian|at|high school What I learned in Norwegian in high school, -

- er at du ikke trenger å si eller skrive en tekst. is|that|you|not|need|to|say|or|write|a|text - is that you don't need to say or write a text.

DU kan også fremføre en tekst. you|can|also|perform|a|text YOU can also perform a text.

Her er en scene fra tiden før kvinner hadde bryster. here|is|a|scene|from|time|before|women|had|breasts Here is a scene from the time before women had breasts.

Kan du være kvinnen? Vi ligger og sover. can|you|be|the woman|we|lie|and|sleep Can you be the woman? We are lying and sleeping.

Au, så vondt i kjaken! Det er så vondt å sove. ow|so|hurt|in|jaw|it|is|so|hurt|to|sleep Ouch, my jaw hurts! It hurts so much to sleep.

Morn, morn. Fortsatt vondt i kjaken. Det var scene 1. morning|morning|still|hurt|in|jaw|it|was|scene Good morning, good morning. Still hurts in the jaw. That was scene 1.

Scene 2 er mann og kvinne litt senere. scene|is|man|and|woman|a little|later Scene 2 is a man and a woman a little later.

Nå er jeg kvinne, og du er mann. now|am|I|woman|and|you|are|man Now I am a woman, and you are a man.

Jeg har tenkt masse på ... Hvorfor er jeg deg, Lydia? I|have|thought|a lot|about|why|am|I|to you|Lydia I have thought a lot about ... Why am I with you, Lydia?

Jeg har tenkt på smertene dine når du sover på brystene mine. I|have|thought|about|the pains|your|when|you|sleep|on|the breasts|my I have thought about your pains when you sleep on my chest.

-Hvordan er det å sove på brystet nå? -Litt bedre. how|is|it|to|sleep|on|the chest|now|a little|better -How is it to sleep on the chest now? -A little better.

Da skjønner kvinnen at det er lurt å utvikle bryster. then|understands|the woman|that|it|is|wise|to|develop|breasts Then the woman realizes that it is wise to develop breasts.

For at det skal være behagelig for menn å sove på dem. for|that|it|shall|be|comfortable|for|men|to|sleep|on|them So that it is comfortable for men to sleep on them.

Takk for svaret, Stian. Det var veldig kreativt. thank|for|the answer|Stian|it|was|very|creative Thank you for the answer, Stian. It was very creative.

Skygge for kids, tenkte jeg. shadow|for|kids|thought|I Shade for kids, I thought.

Babyen ligger her. Klamrer seg fast på utsiden. the baby|lies|here|clings|itself|tight|on|outside The baby is lying here. Clinging to the outside.

-For det gjør babyer? -Aper gjorde det. for|it|do|babies|monkeys|did|it -Because that's what babies do? -Monkeys did that.

Og så ble de værende der. and|then|became|they|staying|there And then they stayed there.

Babyene skjønte ikke det før det var for seint. the babies|understood|not|it|until|it|was|too|late The babies didn't understand that until it was too late.

Puppene utviklet seg fordi de trengte skygge. the breasts|developed|themselves|because|they|needed|shade The breasts developed because they needed shade.

To kreative svar. Men én person skal få poeng. two|creative|answers|but|one|person|shall|get|points Two creative answers. But one person will get points.

Det mest kreative svaret var Stians! Gratulerer. the|most|creative|answer|was|Stian's|congratulations The most creative answer was Stian's! Congratulations.

-Neste oppgave er en tegneoppgave. -Dette er jeg altfor god på. next|task|is|a|drawing task|this|is|I|way too|good|at -The next task is a drawing task. -I'm way too good at this.

Tre, to, én, null! three|two|one|zero Three, two, one, zero!

-Der, ja. -Jeg tegnet den opp ned. there|yes|I|drew|it|up|down -There, yes. -I drew it upside down.

Forklar tegningen din, Stian. explain|the drawing|your|Stian Explain your drawing, Stian.

Her har du selve klitorisen fra innsiden. here|have|you|the actual|clitoris|from|the inside Here you have the clitoris from the inside.

Sånn ser den ut hvis du hadde revet den ut av jenta. like that|looks|it|out|if|you|had|ripped|it|out|from|the girl This is what it looks like if you had ripped it out of the girl.

Klitorisen er der, og så går det nerver på innsiden. the clitoris|is|there|and|then|goes|it|nerves|on|inside The clitoris is there, and then nerves go inside.

Vil dere ha fasit? Vi tar en liten anatomisk runde. will|you|have|answer|we|take|a|small|anatomical|round Do you want the answer? Let's take a little anatomical round.

Først har vi rett og slett et skrev. first|have|we|right|and|simply|a|writing First, we simply have a writing.

-Fin. -Takk. Det er ikke et selvportrett. nice|thank you|it|is|not|a|self-portrait -Nice. -Thank you. It's not a self-portrait.

Her har vi klitoris. here|have|we|clitoris Here we have the clitoris.

Og det er ikke bare det som er synlig. Her skjer det mer på innsida. and|it|is|not|only|that|that|is|visible|here|happens|it|more|on|inside And it's not just what is visible. There is more happening inside.

Det er nesten som en hest med fire bein. Hodet stikker ut her. it|is|almost|like|a|horse|with|four|legs|the head|sticks|out|here It's almost like a horse with four legs. The head sticks out here.

Og så har den langs her og langs der. Og bak her. and|then|has|it|along|here|and|along|there|and|back|here And then it has along here and along there. And back here.

Hvis man tenker på det litt abstrakt og fra én side, - if|one|thinks|about|it|a little|abstract|and|from|one|side If you think about it a little abstractly and from one side, -

- så tror jeg kanskje Stian var nærmest. so|think|I|maybe|Stian|was|closest - then I think maybe Stian was closest.

Neste oppgave kan gi veldig mange poeng. Vi skal ha lynrunde! next|task|can|give|very|many|points|we|will|have|lightning round The next task can give a lot of points. We will have a lightning round!

Begge får ett minutt til å svare på spørsmål. both|get|one|minute|to|to|answer|on|questions Both will have one minute to answer questions.

Jo flere rett, jo flere poeng. Dennis først. the|more|correct|the|more|points|Dennis|first The more correct answers, the more points. Dennis first.

Nei. No No.

Klitoris. clitoris Clitoris.

-Spermcellen. -Hva sa du? Ja. |what|said|you|yes -Sperm cell. -What did you say? Yes.

Nei. No No.

Trekke ut idet man kommer. pull|out|as|one|arrives Pull out as one is about to come.

-Mens man har sex. -Før man kommer. while|one|has|sex|before|one|arrives -While having sex. -Before one comes.

Nei. No No.

-Et egg! -Pluss slim og slimhinne. an|egg|plus|slime|and|mucous membrane -An egg! -Plus mucus and mucous membrane.

Fastlege, psykolog og ... general practitioner|psychologist|and General practitioner, psychologist and ...

-Mamma. -Lege, helsesøster og jordmor. mom|doctor|nurse|and|midwife -Mom. -Doctor, health nurse and midwife.

Ferdig! done Done!

-Hvordan føler du at det gikk? -Jeg kunne kanskje svart raskere. how|feel|you|that|it|went|I|could|perhaps|answered|faster -How do you feel it went? -I could perhaps have answered faster.

Du visste at sædcellen var den minste. you|knew|that|sperm cell|was|the|smallest You knew that the sperm cell was the smallest.

-Eggcellen kan man faktisk se. -Stian, er du klar? egg cell|can|one|actually|see|Stian|are|you|ready -The egg cell can actually be seen. -Stian, are you ready?

Jag är redo. I|am|ready I am ready.

Nei. no No.

Nei. no No.

Nei. no No.

-Hodet. -I ansiktet. Altså skjegget. the head|in|the face|so|the beard -Head. -In the face. So the beard.

-Nei. -Bare hvis de blør igjennom. no|only|if|they|bleed|through -No. -Only if they bleed through.

På en måte. Ikke som et bein, men den kan få et svampebrekk. in|a|way|not|like|a|bone|but|it|can|get|a|stress fracture In a way. Not like a bone, but it can get a sponge fracture.

Men det er ekstremt sjeldent. but|it|is|extremely|rare But that is extremely rare.

Tampong, bind og kopp. tampon|pad|and|cup Tampon, pad, and cup.

Kondom. condom Condom.

-Jeg liker deg. -Jeg elsker deg. I|like|you||love| -I like you. -I love you.

Det er hormonelle ting som skjer, så det kan nok stemme. it|is|hormonal|things|that|happen|so|it|can|probably|be true There are hormonal things happening, so that might be true.

Nei. No No.

-Stopp! -Bra jobba. stop|good|job -Stop! -Good job.

Du ble irritert: Det er altfor lette spørsmål! you|became|irritated|it|is|too|easy|questions You got annoyed: These are way too easy questions!

Dere får 15 sekunder hver på ett spørsmål. you (plural)|get|seconds|each|on|one|question You each get 15 seconds for one question.

Dere skal nevne minst to svar per spørsmål. you (plural)|shall|mention|at least|two|answers|per|question You must mention at least two answers per question.

Start tida når jeg har sagt spørsmålet. start|the time|when|I|have|said|the question Start the time when I have asked the question.

Man slapper av mer, og det er fint. one|relaxes|off|more|and|it|is|nice One relaxes more, and that's nice.

Og man får tid til å være med seg selv. and|one|gets|time|to|to|be|with|oneself|self And one gets time to be with oneself.

La oss komme på én til. let|us|come|up|one|more Let's come up with one more.

Man blir kjent med ... one|becomes|known|with You get to know ...

Man slapper av og blir kjent med kroppen sin. To svar. one|relaxes|off|and|becomes|known|with|body|his/her own|two|answers You relax and get to know your body. Two answers.

Dennis, du kan også komme med flere grunner. Dennis|you|can|also|come|with|more|reasons Dennis, you can also come up with more reasons.

At du selv er klar for det. Og at den du gjør det med, også er klar. that|you|yourself|are|ready|for|it|and|that|the one|you|do|it|with|also|is|ready That you yourself are ready for it. And that the person you are doing it with is also ready.

At den samtykker, og at du bruker prevensjon. that|she|agrees|and|that|you|use|contraception That they consent, and that you use contraception.

-Tre ting. -Det letteste ever! three|things|it|easiest|ever -Three things. -The easiest ever!

Da er stillinga faktisk ... then|is|position|actually Then the position is actually ...

14-13. Gratulerer, Dennis. congratulations|Dennis 14-13. Congratulations, Dennis.

Du vant kroppsquizen. Gratuler hverandre. you|won|body quiz|congratulate|each other You won the body quiz. Congratulations to each other.

Nei! Der følte jeg at jeg hadde vunnet. no|there|felt|I|that|I|had|won No! I felt like I had won.

Det var en emosjonell reise. it|was|a|emotional|journey It was an emotional journey.

-Du robba seieren fra meg. you|robbed|the victory|from|me -You stole the victory from me.

-Takk for at du så på! thank|for|that|you|saw|at -Thank you for watching!