J'ai voté Marine I have|voted|Marine Ich habe für Marine gestimmt He votado por Marine Votei no Marine Jag röstade för Marine 我投海军一票 I voted for Marine.

J'ai écrit quelques trucs sur l'actualité aujourd'hui donc I have|written|some|things|on|the news|today|so I wrote a few things about the news today so...

Potentiellement, c'est peut être pas marrant, vous forcez pas... potentially|it's|it can|to be|not|funny|you|you force|not Potentially, it might not be funny, don't force it...

Macron est réélu. Macron|is|re-elected Macron is re-elected.

J'avais prévenuu c'était peut être pas marrant... I had|warned|it was|maybe|to be|not|funny I had warned you it might not be funny...

On a fait barrage. We|we have|made|barrier We have created a barrier.

On fait barrage... tous les cinq ans maintenant... We|we make|barrier|all|the|five|years|now We create a barrier... every five years now...

Apparemment on est devenus des castors Apparently|we|we are|become|some|beavers Apparently we have become beavers.

D'ailleurs c'est accepté socialement de faire barrage. Besides|it's|accepted|socially|to|to make|a barrier Moreover, it is socially accepted to block.

T'as pas le droit de dire : "j'ai voté Marine" You have|not|the|right|to|to say|I have|voted|Marine You don't have the right to say: "I voted for Marine"

Faut dire : "j'ai fait barrage à Macron" We must|to say|I have|made|a barrier|to|Macron You have to say: "I blocked Macron"

Et je pense que tu peux faire faire plein de trucs And|I|I think|that|you|you can|to do||plenty|of|things And I think you can get a lot of things done.

à partir du moment où from|starting|from the|moment|where from the moment when

c'est en opposition avec une idée politique it's|in|opposition|with|a|idea|political it's in opposition to a political idea

Moi j'arrête de payer dans les magasins I|I stop|from|to pay|in|the|stores I stop paying in stores

Si on me dit : "t'es un voleur !". Non. if|we|me|we say|you're|a|thief|No If I'm told: "you're a thief!". No.

Je suis anticapitaliste. I|I am|anti-capitalist I am anti-capitalist.

Il y en a ils sont dégoutés parce que Macron est élu. There|there|of it|there is|they|they are|disgusted|because|that|Macron|he is|elected Some are disgusted because Macron is elected.

Moi ça va parce que je m'inspire des conneries du gouvernement. Me|it|it goes|because|that|I|I am inspired|of the|nonsense|of the|government I'm fine because I draw inspiration from the government's nonsense.

Pour faire des vidéos sur Internet. To|to make|some|videos|on|Internet To make videos on the Internet.

Donc je me dis : So|I|myself|I say So I tell myself:

Ca me fait une rallonge de cinq ans d'inspiration It|to me|it makes|a|extension|of|five|years|of inspiration It gives me a five-year extension of inspiration

D'ailleurs plus le gouvernement fait de la merde. Besides|the more|the|government|it does|of|the|crap Besides, the more the government messes up.

Plus moi j'ai des choses à dire. The more|I|I have|some|things|to|to say The more I have things to say.

Donc j'ai évidemment voté Marine So|I have|obviously|voted|Marine So I obviously voted for Marine

Jme suis dit "elle si elle passe 5 ans, I told myself|I am|said|her|if|she|she spends|years I told myself "if she gets in for 5 years,

Je fais un court métrage, c'est sûr" I|I make|a|short|film|it's|sure I'm definitely making a short film"

Là y a un pote à moi, Abdel, il est dégouté There|there|there is|a|friend|of|me|Abdel|he|he is|disgusted Now there's a friend of mine, Abdel, he's really upset

Il a mis en story : "42 % pour le FN, He|he has|put|in|story|for|the|National Front He posted in his story: "42% for the FN,

J'ai mal à ma France"... I have|pain|to|my|France I'm hurting for my France"...

Je lui ai répondu : "Ta France Abdel ?" ... I|to him|I have|answered|Your|France|Abdel I replied to him: "Your France Abdel?" ...

Petit excès de confiance Abdel... Little|excess|of|confidence|Abdel A little excess of confidence Abdel...

"Ta France, ta France".... Your|France|| "Your France, your France"....

C'est pas le point de vue de 40 % des français It's|not|the|point|of|view|of|of the|French That's not the viewpoint of 40% of the French.

Mélenchon qui se réveille, il me fait rire Mélenchon|who|himself|wakes up|he|to me|he makes|laugh Mélenchon waking up, he makes me laugh.

Il vient de célébrer ses 2 millions d'abonnés sur Tik Tok... He|he comes|from|to celebrate|his|millions|of subscribers|on|Tik|Tok He just celebrated his 2 million followers on Tik Tok...

Le réseau social The|network|social The social network

peuplé de meufs de treize ans qui dansent sur du Wejden populated|with|girls|of|thirteen|years|who|they dance|on|some|Wejden populated by thirteen-year-old girls dancing to Wejden

J'avais une autre image de la France Insoumise I had|a|other|image|of|the|France|Unsubmissive I had a different image of La France Insoumise

Il lâche jamais He|he lets go|never He never gives up

Il a dit "Je veux être Premier ministre..." He|he has|said|I|I want|to be|Prime|minister He said, "I want to be Prime Minister..."

Il a 70 ans. He|he has|years He is 70 years old.

J'ai vu ça je me suis dit : "Attends, mais c'est pas lui I have|seen|that|I|myself|I am|said|Wait|but|it's|not|him I saw that and thought: "Wait, isn't he the one

qui propose des retraites à 60 ans ?" who|he proposes|some|pensions|at|years who proposes retirement at 60?"

Encore un qui respecte pas ses engagements Again|one|who|he respects|not|his|commitments Another one who doesn't keep his commitments.

Et il y a Macron qui est élu, tu vois donc il a perdu. And|he|there|there is|Macron|who|he is|elected|you|you see|so|he|he has|lost And there's Macron who is elected, so you see he lost.

et il a dit : "maintenant, c'est le troisième tour"... and|he|he has|said|now|it's|the|third|round And he said: "now, it's the third round"...

mais t'as même pas passé le premier tour. but|you have|even|not|passed|the|first|round but you didn't even make it past the first round.

Mélenchon c'est le mec, tu lui mets deux sets à zéro au ping pong Mélenchon|it's|the|guy|you|him|you put|two|sets|at|zero|in|ping|pong Mélenchon is the guy, you put him two sets to zero in ping pong.

Il te dit : "viens on fait la belle" He|you|he says|come|we|we play|the|rematch He says to you: "Come on, let's have a rematch."

Donc Macron a gagné. So|Macron|he has|won So Macron won.

Ils ont célébré ça sur le Champ de Mars avec des enfants de 14 ans They|they have|celebrated|that|on|the|Champ|of|Mars|with|some|children|of|years They celebrated that on the Champ de Mars with 14-year-old kids.

Sûrement pour faire plaisir à Brigitte Surely|to|to make|pleasure|to|Brigitte Surely to please Brigitte

Je savais que ça vous plairait ça... I|I knew|that|it|you|it would please|that I knew you would like this...

Brigitte qui s'est exprimé, qui a dit : "maintenant je vais Brigitte|who|herself|expressed|who|she has|said|now|I|I will Brigitte who expressed herself, who said: "now I will

m"occuper des hopitaux"... ||of the|hospitals take care of the hospitals"...

Alors qu'Emmanuel Macron a supprimé plus de 2 milliards So|that Emmanuel|Macron|he has|cut|more|of|billion While Emmanuel Macron has cut more than 2 billion

de budget pour les hôpitaux publics. of|budget|for|the|hospitals|public from the budget for public hospitals.

T'as envie de dire à Brigitte : "t'occupes pas des hôpitaux" You have|desire|to|to say|to|Brigitte|you take care|not|of the|hospitals You want to tell Brigitte: "don't worry about the hospitals"

"Occupe toi de Macron" Take care|yourself|of|Macron "Take care of Macron"

Castex d'ailleurs Il a dit : "Pour sauver l'hôpital public, Castex|by the way|He|he has|said|To|to save|the hospital|public Castex said: "To save the public hospital,

il suffit de ne pas tomber malade"... it|it is enough|to|not|not|to fall|sick you just have to not get sick"...

Alors lui... So|him So him...

C'est Jean-Michel les bons conseils It's|||the|good|advice It's Jean-Michel with the good advice.

On va lui dire :"on a plus d'argent pour payer l'essence" We|we are going|to him|to say|we|we have|more|of money|to|to pay|the gas We will tell him: "we have no more money to pay for gas"

Il va dire : "il suffit de marcher" He|he is going|to say|it|it is enough|to|to walk He will say: "just walk"

Ils font pas l'unanimité. They|they do|not|the unanimity They are not universally liked.

Macron est passé à Cergy. Macron|he is|passed|to|Cergy Macron visited Cergy.

On lui a jeté des tomates cerises We|to him|we have|thrown|some|tomatoes|cherry They threw cherry tomatoes at him.

Y en a ils ont dit : "c'est les gilets jaunes" There|of them|we have|they|they have|said|it's|the|vests|yellow Some said: "It's the yellow vests."

Heu non... Uh|no Uh no...

T'as vu le prix des tomates cerises ? You have|seen|the|price|of the|tomatoes|cherry Did you see the price of cherry tomatoes?

Pas les gilets jaunes ça... Not|the|vests|yellow|that Not the yellow vests...

Il y a quand même un truc qui me fait peur. It|there|there is|when|even|a|thing|that|to me|it makes|fear There is still something that scares me.

Dans le programme de Macron, j'ai regardé, c'est la retraite à 65 ans. In|the|program|of|Macron|I have|looked|it's|the|retirement|at|years In Macron's program, I looked, it's retirement at 65.

C'est tard... je me dis on va vivre des trucs de ouf. It's|late|I|to myself|I say|we|we will|live|some|things|of|crazy That's late... I think we're going to experience some crazy things.

Il va y avoir des infirmiers en Ehpad ... It|there is going to be|there|to have|some|nurses|in|nursing homes There will be nurses in nursing homes ...

qui vont être plus vieux que des gens qui soignent. who|they are going to be|to be|more|older|than|some|people|who|they care for who will be older than the people they care for.

Il va y avoir des phases, du style : "je te lave... It|there is going to be|there|to have|some|phases|of the|style|I|you|I wash There will be phases, like: "I'll wash you...

et après on échange"... and|after|we|we exchange and then we'll switch"...

J'ai fini mon sketch sur l'actualité I have|finished|my|sketch|on|the news I finished my sketch on current events

Jvais en faire d'autres... le prochain, I'm going to|some|to make|others|the|next I'm going to make more... the next one,

C'est sur la sixième dose et le reconfinement It's|on|the|sixth|dose|and|the|reconfinement It's about the sixth dose and the reconfinement

Merci de m'avoir écouté Thank you|for|having me|listened Thank you for listening to me