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(Je connaissais le principe des Instagrammeurs). I|I knew|the|principle|of the|Instagrammers (I knew the principle of Instagrammers).

(Des gens qui publient des photos + ou - superficielles pour se mettre en valeur). Some|people|who|they publish|some|photos|or|superficial|to|themselves|to put|in|value (People who post more or less superficial photos to showcase themselves).

Bonjour. Hello Hello.

Hey salut, vas-y installe-toi. Mets toi à l'aise, j'arrive tout de suite. Hey|hi||||yourself|||at|ease|I'm coming|all|of|immediately Hey, hi, go ahead and make yourself comfortable. Get at ease, I'll be right there.

(Mais avant de rencontrer cet homme d'affaires...) But|before|to|meeting|this|man|of business (But before meeting this businessman...)

(... j'ignorais totalement ce que voulais dire le mot "influenceur".) I was unaware|totally|that|what|I wanted|to say|the|word|influencer (... I had no idea what the word "influencer" meant.)

Ah, ça va ? Ça fait plaisir de te rencontrer enfin. Ah|it|it goes|It|it has been|pleasure|to|you|to meet|finally Oh, how are you? It's nice to finally meet you.

Ouais, ouais. Bah moi aussi, moi aussi. Yeah|yeah|well|me|also|| Yeah, yeah. Well, me too, me too.

Mais du coup, pourquoi vous m'invitez ? But|of the|result|why|you|you invite me But then, why are you inviting me?

Regarde, mon métier c'est de m'occuper des influenceurs. Look|my|job|it's|to|to take care of|of the|influencers Look, my job is to take care of influencers.

Les influenceurs ? C'est quoi ? The|influencers|It's|what Influencers? What is that?

Tu sais, c'est les gens comme toi qui postent leur vie sur les réseaux sociaux. You|you know|it's|the|people|like|you|who|they post|their|life|on|the|networks|social You know, it's people like you who post their lives on social media.

Donc vu que tu commences à être célébre, t'as de l'influence. So|given|that|you|you start|to|to be|famous|you have|of|influence So since you're starting to become famous, you have influence.

Ok, non mais ok, je comprends. Ok|no|but|ok|I|I understand Okay, no but okay, I understand.

Oui, mais en fait non parce que moi -... Yes|but|in|fact|no|because|that|me Yes, but actually no because I -...

Je t'arrête, tiens regarde. C'est le produit que je voudrais que tu présentes. I|I stop you|here|look|It's|the|product|that|I|I would like|that|you|you present I stop you, here look. This is the product I would like you to present.

C'est un truc qui fait maigrir, ça fait un carton aux States. It's|a|thing|that|it makes|to lose weight|it|it makes|a|hit|in the|States It's something that makes you lose weight, it's a hit in the States.

Et c'est drôle, on dirait du... And|it's|funny|we|we would say|some And it's funny, it looks like...

... du Nutella. some|Nutella ... Nutella.

Ouais, c'est ça. 90 %. Le reste c'est des coupe-faim, des trucs comme ça. Yeah|it's|that|The|rest|it's|some|||some|things|like|that Yeah, that's right. 90%. The rest is appetite suppressants, stuff like that.

Des coupe-faim ? Sans déconner ? Et ça c'est censé être un repas génial ?! Some|||Without|joking|And|that|it's|supposed|to be|a|meal|great Appetite suppressants? No kidding? And that's supposed to be a great meal?!

Écoute, on n'est pas des nutritionnistes. On est là pour faire du business, ok ? Listen|we|we aren't|not|some|nutritionists|We|we are|there|to|to do|some|business|okay Listen, we're not nutritionists. We're here to do business, okay?

Donc toi t'en parles. Tes followers suivent. On se fait de l'argent au passage. So|you|about it|you talk|Your|followers|they follow|We|ourselves|we make|some|money|in the|process So you talk about it. Your followers follow. We make some money in the process.

Ah ok, d'accord. Je comprends. Donc en gros, là, tu... Ah|okay|alright|I|I understand|So|in|general|there|you Ah ok, alright. I understand. So basically, you...

... Tu me prends pour une tepu, quoi ! You|me|you take|for|a|tepu|you know ... You think I'm a whore, huh!

Ouais. Yeah Yeah.

Non mais "tepu", ça veut dire p*te en fait. No|but|tepu|it|it means|to say|||in|fact No but "tepu" actually means whore.

Ouais, j'avoue compris, ouais. Yeah|I admit|understood|yeah Yeah, I admit I understood, yeah.

Waouh, ok, d'accord ! Bah au moins, t'es honnête. Wow|okay|alright|Well|at least|less|you're|honest Wow, okay, alright! Well at least you're honest.

Écoute, c'est comme ça que ça marche dans le business. Listen|it's|like|that|||it works|in|the|business Listen, that's how it works in business.

Techniquement, tu vends déjà ton intimité au monde entier via les réseaux sociaux. Technically|you|you sell|already|your|intimacy|to the|world|entire|through|the|networks|social Technically, you're already selling your intimacy to the whole world through social media.

Donc on va dire que tu seras une p*te professionnelle et honorable. So|we|we will|to say|that|you|you will be|a|||professional|and|honorable So let's say you'll be a professional and honorable whore.

J'ai rien compris. Juste pour moi, tu me prends pour une p*te en fait. I have|nothing|understood|Just|for|me|you|me|you take|for|a|||in|fact I didn't understand anything. Just for me, you actually think I'm a whore.

Je suis resté bloqué là-dessus. I|I am|stayed|stuck|| I got stuck on that.

Ah ouais, quand même ! Ah|yeah|when|even Oh yeah, really!

Ouais mais non ! Non, non ! Ça c'est mauvais pour la santé ! Yeah|but|no|||That|it's|bad|for|the|health Yeah but no! No, no! That's bad for your health!

En plus, franchement, je me verrais mal essayer de vendre ça avec le sourire... In|addition|frankly|I|myself|I would see|badly|to try|to|to sell|that|with|the|smile Plus, honestly, I can't imagine trying to sell that with a smile...

... en faisant semblant d'être honnête ! in|pretending|seeming|to be|honest ... pretending to be honest!

(Bruit de billets) Sound|of|bills) (Sound of bills)

Salut les gars ! Hi|the|guys Hi guys!

Ce repas complet est magique, il est super bon et il fait maigrir ! This|meal|complete|it is|magical|it|it is|super|good|and|it|it makes|to lose weight This complete meal is magical, it's super tasty and it helps you lose weight!

Avec cette pilule, je prends du muscle sans même faire de muscu. With|this|pill|I|I gain|some|muscle|without|even|to do|of|weightlifting With this pill, I'm gaining muscle without even working out.

Regardez-moi les abdos de ouf que j'ai. ||the|abs|of|crazy|that|I have Look at my crazy abs!

Et là encore, il sont même pas contractés. And|there|again|they|they are|even|not|contracted And there again, they are not even contracted.

(Et pour réussir à gagner de + en +, je ne vous cache pas que j'étais prêt à mentir.) And|to|to succeed|to|to win|of|in|I|not|you|I hide|not|that|I was|ready|to|to lie (And to manage to win more and more, I won't hide that I was ready to lie.)

Je vais les rendre blanches avec ça. I|I will|them|to make|white|with|that I'm going to make them white with this.

Mais c'est de la merde ! But|it's|of|the|crap But it's crap!

(Je sais ce que vous êtes en train de vous dire : que je devrais avoir honte.) I|I know|what|that|you|you are|in|the process|to|yourself|to say|that|I|I should|to have|shame (I know what you are thinking: that I should be ashamed.)

(Et bien, je penserais exactement pareil que vous...) And|well|I|I would think|exactly|the same|as|you (Well, I would think exactly the same as you...)

(... si je ne connaissais pas les raisons qui m'ont poussé à faire tout ça.) if|I|not|I knew||the|reasons|that|they have|pushed|to|to do|all|that (... if I didn't know the reasons that led me to do all this.)

- Salut ! - Salut. Hi| - Hi! - Hi.

Alors, c'est quoi le prochain produit ? So|it's|what|the|next|product So, what's the next product?

Le prochain produit ? Regarde déjà les 3 derniers que je t'ai filés. The|next|product|Look|already|the|last|that|I|I have|given The next product? Just look at the last 3 I gave you.

T'étais censé les promouvoir, il n'y a rien qui se vend. You were|supposed|them|to promote|it|there|there is|nothing|that|itself|sells You were supposed to promote them, nothing is selling.

Je comprends pas les chiffres ! I|I understand|not|the|numbers I don't understand the numbers!

- Ça y est, tu t'en rends enfin compte. - De quoi ? It|there|it is|you|of it|you realize|finally|account|Of|what - There you go, you finally realize it. - Realize what?

J'ai jamais eu d'abonnés, mec ! Ahah ! I have|never|had|of subscribers|dude|Haha I've never had any subscribers, dude! Haha!

- Tu te fous de ma gueule ? - Non je ne me fous pas de ta gueule. You|yourself|you are making fun|of|my|face|No|I|not|myself|I am making fun|not|of|your|face - Are you kidding me? - No, I'm not kidding you.

En fait, c'est une sorte d'accident. In|fact|it's|a|kind|of accident Actually, it's a kind of accident.

Papa, c'est combien 200 k ? Dad|it's|how much|k (thousands) Dad, how much is 200 k?

- 200 k ? Le chiffre ? - Oui. k (thousands)|The|number|Yes - 200 k? The number? - Yes.

Ça veut dire 200 000. It|it means|to say That means 200,000.

Et bah, grâce à moi, t'as 200 000 abonnés ! And|well|thanks|to|me|you have|subscribers Well, thanks to me, you have 200,000 subscribers!

200 000 abo- ... 200 000 abonnés ! Mais pourquoi j'ai 200 000 abonnés ? subscribers|subscribers|But|why|I have|subscribers 200,000 subs... 200,000 subscribers! But why do I have 200,000 subscribers?

Je te les ai achetés. I|you|them|I have|bought I bought them for you.

- Mais pourquoi tu me les as achetés ? - Bah pour te faire un cadeau. But|why|you|to me|them|you have|bought|Well|to|you|to make|a|gift - But why did you buy them for me? - Well, to give you a gift.

Attends, attends ! T'as acheté ça combien là ? Wait|wait|You have|bought|that|how much|there Wait, wait! How much did you pay for that?

5. 5.

Oh, 5 euros, tu m'as fait flipper. Oh|euros|you|you made me|made|to freak out Oh, 5 euros, you scared me.

Non... 5 k ! No|thousand No... 5 k!

Oh non. Oh|no Oh no.

Ah mais t'inquiète pas Papa. Ah|but|don't worry|not|Dad Oh, but don't worry, Dad.

J'ai pris la carte de Maman, hein ! I have|taken|the|card|of|Mom|right I took Mom's card, you know!

Et la 1ère fois qu'on s'est vu, je voulais te le dire. And|the|1st|time|that we|we had|seen|I|I wanted|to you|it|to say And the first time we met, I wanted to tell you.

Mais ça, c'était avant de me rendre compte que t'es un p*tain d'enfoiré. But|that|it was|before|to|myself|to realize|account|that|you're|a|||bastard But that was before I realized you're a damn jerk.

Du coup j'ai suivi ton conseil. J'ai essayé d'influencer les gens. So|consequence|I have|followed|your|advice|I have|tried|to influence|the|people So I followed your advice. I tried to influence people.

Et apparemment, t'es le seul que j'ai réussi à influencer. And|apparently|you're|the|only|that|I have|managed|to|to influence And apparently, you're the only one I managed to influence.

Alors... So So...

... c'est qui la p*te maintenant ? it's|who|the|||now ...who's the b*tch now?