George Carlin - Things You Never See George Carlin - Dinge, die man nie sieht George Carlin - Cosas que nunca ves ジョージ・カーリン - 決して見えないもの 조지 칼린 - 당신이 보지 못하는 것들 George Carlin - Rzeczy, których nigdy nie widać George Carlin - Coisas que nunca se vêem Джордж Карлин - Вещи, которые вы никогда не увидите George Carlin - Hiç Görmediğiniz Şeyler George Carlin - Things You Never See 乔治-卡林 - 你从未见过的事物

You'd never see a guy jogging down the street listening to a Shitman. Non si vedrebbe mai un ragazzo che fa jogging per strada ascoltando uno Shitman. No, that's one of those things you never see. There's a lot of things you never see and you don't know you don't see em because you don't see em. You gotta see something first to know you never saw it. Then you see it and say, "Hey, I never saw that." Too late, you just saw it. I know things you never see. You never a Rolls Royce with a bumper sticker that says "Shit happens." You never a really big, tall, fat Chinese guy with red hair. You never see a wheelchair with a roll-bar. Non si vede mai una sedia a rotelle con roll-bar. Ви ніколи не побачите інвалідного візка з поперечною дугою. You never see someone taking a shit while running at full speed. Non si vede mai qualcuno che caga mentre corre a tutta velocità. And, you never see a picture of Margaret Thatcher strapping on a dildo. E non si vede mai una foto di Margaret Thatcher che indossa un dildo. І ви ніколи не побачите фотографію Маргарет Тетчер, яка одягає фалоімітатор.