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George Carlin, George Carlin - Offensive Language

George Carlin - Offensive Language

Thank you, thank you, welcome to our show.

Don't you think it's just a little bit strange that Ronald Reagan had an operation on his asshole and George Bush had an operation on his middle finger. Huh? Huh? What are these two men trying to tell us? Now I'd like to begin tonight with an opening announcement: Because of the FCC, I'm never sure what it is I'm allowed to say.

So..so, I now have my own official policy: This is the language you will not be hearing tonight. You will not hear me say: bottom line, game plan, role model, scenario, or hopefully.

I will not kick back, mellow out, or be on a roll. I will not go for it and I will not check it out; I don't even know what it is. And when I leave here I definitely will not boogie . I promise not to refer to anyone as a class act, a beautiful person or a happy camper . I will also not be saying "what a guy." And you will not hear me refer to anyone's lifestyle . If you want to know what a moronic word "lifestyle" is, all you have to do is realize that in a technical sense, Atilla the Hun had an active outdoor lifestyle . I will also not be saying any cute things like "moi." And I will not use the French adverb "tre" to modify any English adjectives. Such as "tre awesome," "tre gnarly," "tre fabou," "tre intense," or "tre out-of-sight." I will not say concept when I mean idea. I will not say impacted when I mean affected. There will be no hands-on state-of-the-art networking. We will not maximize, prioritize, or finalize...and we definitely will not interface . There will also...there will also be no new-age lingo spoken here tonight. No support-group jargon from the human potential movement. For instance, I will not share anything with you. I will not relate to you and you will not identify with me. I will give you no input, and I will expect no feedback. This will not be a learning experience, nor will it be a growth period. There'll be no sharing, no caring, no birthing, no bonding, no parenting, no nurturing. We will not establish a relationship, we will not have any meaningful dialogue and we definitely will not spend any quality time. We will not be supportive of one another, so that we can get in touch with our feelings in order to feel good about ourselves. And if you're one of those people who needs a little space...please...go the fuck outside.


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Thank you, thank you, welcome to our show.

Don’t you think it’s just a little bit strange that Ronald Reagan had an operation on his asshole and George Bush had an operation on his middle finger. Huh? Huh? What are these two men trying to tell us? Bu iki adam bize ne anlatmaya çalışıyor? Now I’d like to begin tonight with an opening announcement: Because of the FCC, I’m never sure what it is I’m allowed to say. Şimdi bu gece bir açılış duyurusuyla başlamak istiyorum: FCC nedeniyle, ne söyleyebileceğime asla emin değilim. Тепер я хотів би розпочати сьогоднішній вечір із вступного оголошення: через FCC я ніколи не знаю, що саме мені дозволено сказати.

So..so, I now have my own official policy: This is the language you will not be hearing tonight. Öyleyse, şimdi kendi resmi politikam var: Bu, bu gece duymayacağınız dil. You will not hear me say: bottom line, game plan, role model, scenario, or hopefully. Alt satır, oyun planı, rol model, senaryo ya da umarım dediğimi duymayacaksınız. Ви не почуєте, як я скажу: результат, план гри, зразок для наслідування, сценарій або, сподіваюся.

I will not kick back, mellow out, or be on a roll. Geri tepmeyeceğim, sakinleşmeyeceğim veya yuvarlanmayacağım. Я не буду відкидатися, розм’якшуватися чи бути на рулоні. I will not go for it and I will not check it out; I don’t even know what it is. Я не піду на це і не буду перевіряти; Я навіть не знаю, що це таке. And when I leave here I definitely will not boogie . Ve buradan ayrıldığımda kesinlikle boogie yapmayacağım. I promise not to refer to anyone as a class act, a beautiful person or a happy camper . Я обещаю ни к кому не относиться как к классному деятелю, красивому человеку или счастливому туристу. Kimseden sınıf hareketi, güzel bir insan ya da mutlu bir kampçı olarak bahsetmeyeceğime söz veriyorum. Я обіцяю нікого не називати класом, красивою людиною чи щасливим туристом. I will also not be saying "what a guy." Ayrıca "ne adam" demeyeceğim. And you will not hear me refer to anyone’s lifestyle . If you want to know what a moronic word "lifestyle" is, all you have to do is realize that in a technical sense, Atilla the Hun had an active outdoor lifestyle . Als je wilt weten wat een idioot woord 'levensstijl' is, hoef je je alleen maar te realiseren dat Atilla de Hun in technische zin een actief buitenleven had. Если вы хотите знать, что такое идиотское слово «образ жизни», все, что вам нужно сделать, это понять, что в техническом смысле гунн Атилла вел активный образ жизни на открытом воздухе. "Yaşam tarzı" nın ne kadar aptalca bir kelime olduğunu bilmek istiyorsanız, yapmanız gereken tek şey, teknik anlamda Hun Atilla'nın aktif bir açık hava yaşam tarzına sahip olduğunu anlamaktır. Якщо ви хочете знати, що таке дебільне слово «спосіб життя», все, що вам потрібно зробити, це усвідомити, що в технічному сенсі гун Атілла вів активний спосіб життя на природі. I will also not be saying any cute things like "moi." Я також не буду говорити якісь милі речі на зразок "moi". And I will not use the French adverb "tre" to modify any English adjectives. І я не буду використовувати французький прислівник "tre", щоб змінити будь-які англійські прикметники. Such as "tre awesome," "tre gnarly," "tre fabou," "tre intense," or "tre out-of-sight." Zoals 'tre awesome', 'tre gnarly', 'tre fabou', 'tre intense' of 'tre out-of-sight'. Наприклад, "tre awesome", "tre gnarly", "tre fabou", "tre intense" або "tre out-of-sight". I will not say concept when I mean idea. Я не буду говорить понятие, когда я имею в виду идею. I will not say impacted when I mean affected. Я не буду говорить «затронул», когда имел в виду «затронул». There will be no hands-on state-of-the-art networking. Там не будет практических современных сетей. Не буде жодного практичного найсучаснішого нетворкінгу. We will not maximize, prioritize, or finalize...and we definitely will not interface . Ми не будемо максимізувати, пріоритезувати чи завершувати... і точно не будемо інтерфейсувати. There will also...there will also be no new-age lingo spoken here tonight. Ayrıca ... bu gece burada yeni çağ dili konuşulmayacak. Також... сьогодні тут також не буде говорити на жаргоні Нью-ейдж. No support-group jargon from the human potential movement. For instance, I will not share anything with you. Я, наприклад, з вами нічим не поділюся. I will not relate to you and you will not identify with me. I will give you no input, and I will expect no feedback. Size hiçbir girdi vermeyeceğim ve geri bildirim beklemeyeceğim. This will not be a learning experience, nor will it be a growth period. Це не буде ні досвід навчання, ні період зростання. There’ll be no sharing, no caring, no birthing, no bonding, no parenting, no nurturing. Не буде спільного використання, турботи, пологів, зв’язків, батьківства, догляду. We will not establish a relationship, we will not have any meaningful dialogue and we definitely will not spend any quality time. We will not be supportive of one another, so that we can get in touch with our feelings in order to feel good about ourselves. And if you’re one of those people who needs a little space...please...go the fuck outside. Ve eğer biraz boşluğa ihtiyacı olan insanlardan biriyseniz ... lütfen ... dışarı çıkın.