Friends S03E01 4d
We're back! What are you guys doing together? Joey and Janice's Day of Fun! Really? We went to a Mets game. We got Chinese food. And, you know, I love this woman. You have got competition, buddy. I just came by to give you a kiss. I have to go pick up the baby. So I'll see you later, sweetheart. You too, Chandler. - You still can't stand her, can you? - I'm sorry, man. I tried! I really did! I appreciate you giving it a shot. But, you know, the good thing... ...is that we spent the whole day together and I survived. And what's even more amazing, so did she. It was Bat Day at Shea Stadium. - I guess that's something. - Oh, man, that's huge! Now I know I can stand to be around her. Which means I get to hang out with you. Which is kind of the whole point anyway. Oh, hey! We stopped by the coffee shop and ran into Ross. Oh, God. If it makes you feel any better, I do it too. - Really? - Oh, yeah! I always picture your mom when I'm having sex. April 12, 1861. The United States garrison at Fort Sumter was fired upon. It is now under bombardment by... Dad! What are you doing here? It's your mother's bridge night, so I came into the city for a Moni-cuddle. Since when did you start smoking cigars? I don't. I just like the smell of them. So, what are you really doing here? I just wanted to make sure that you're okay. Why wouldn't I be okay? I saw Richard. So how you doing? I'm fine. I'm just a little tired, but I'm okay. - How's Richard doing? - You don't wanna know. No, I really, really do. Well, he's doing terrible! Really? Worse than when he broke up with Barbara. - You're not just saying that, are you? - No, the man is a mess! - Was he crying? - No. Do you think he was waiting till after you left, so he could cry? Maybe. I think so. Honey, relationships are hard. Like with your mom and me. You know, after we graduated from college, we broke up for a while. It seems her father, your grandfather... ...wanted her to travel around Europe like he did. Of course, he got to do it on Uncle Sam's nickel... ...because he was also strafing German troop trains at the time. However... Okay, here we go. I am Jabba's prisoner. And you... ...have a really weird look on your face. What? Honey, what is it? Did I get the hair wrong? Did you just picture it differently? What? No, no. It's not you. It's... What is it? Come on, sweetie. You're, like, freaking me out here. I hate Chandler. The bastard ruined my life!
