Friends S02E09 2d

Look, see? This is him. My mother gave me this picture before she died. Same guy!

This is a picture of the frame guy... ...posing in front of a blue screen with a collie. It's not a blue screen. It's just... Maybe it was just really clear that day. Okay, I have to talk to my grandmother.

Wait a minute, honey! I'm trying to get my boss's ex-wife to sleep with me. But when Phoebe has a problem, everyone's all ears! Esther Livingston.

Gone! Hi, Pooh. Hi, Gram. What you doing?

Just updating the phone book. Gram? Can I see the pictures of my dad again? Sure, sure.

How come? Just, you know, to see him. Sure. Here.

This is the one of your father in a meadow. And helping a little boy fly a kite. And here he is at a graduation. Another graduation.

Another graduation. Is this really my father? Is it really your fa? Well, of course it is.

I smell smoke. Maybe because someone's pants are on fire! In all the years we've been grandmother and granddaughter... ...you've never lied. All right, that's not your father.

It's a picture of a guy in a frame. Oh, God. It was your mother's idea. She didn't want you to know your real father... ...because he hurt her so much.

I didn't want to do it. But then she died and it was harder to argue with her. Not impossible, but harder. All right.

So he's not a famous tree surgeon? And I guess he doesn't live in a hut in Burma where there's no phones? Last I heard, he was a pharmacist somewhere upstate. That makes no sense.

Why would the villagers worship a pharmacist? Honey. Anyway, that's all I know. That... ...and this.

This... ...is the real him.