Pilfingerdans, Tiger King, hamstring og resten af 2020 på 6 minutter Arrow finger dance, Tiger King, hamstring and the rest of 2020 in 6 minutes

Lukker nu. Closing now.

Hvis du ikke sutter min pik, ødelægger jeg din karriere. If you don't suck my dick, I'll ruin your career.

Det kan man ikke være bekendt. You can't afford to do that.

Her ses en helikopter, der slukker en af de flere hundrede naturbrande - Here you can see a helicopter extinguishing one of the hundreds of wildfires

- der raser i Australien. - raging in Australia.

Sådan så det ud, da Iran i nat sendte mindst 12 missiler af af sted - This is what it looked like when Iran launched at least 12 missiles last night

- mod vestlige militærbaser. Hævn for drabet på general Soleimani. - against Western military bases. Revenge for the killing of General Soleimani.

WHO har indkaldt til hastemøde for at drøfte - WHO has called an emergency meeting to discuss

- om den kinesiske coronavirus udgør en sundhedskrise. - whether the Chinese coronavirus constitutes a health crisis.

Den første smittede med ny coronavirus ... The first person infected with novel coronavirus ...

Det, jeg siger i aften, får store konsekvenser. What I say tonight will have major consequences.

Alle indendørs kulturinstitutioner lukker nu. All indoor cultural institutions are now closing.

Alle offentlige ansatte, elever og studerende sendes hjem nu. All public employees, pupils and students are sent home now.

Det er vores overbevisning, at vi hellere skal handle i dag ... It is our belief that it is better to act today...

Vi hørte, at de skulle lukke her klokken 12 - We heard that they were closing here at 12 noon.

- så vi skyndte os herned at hente sodavand, øl og få fyldt op. - so we rushed down to get sodas, beer and refills.

Nye tal viser, at luften er blevet meget renere i storbyerne. New figures show that the air has become much cleaner in big cities.

Lad os vende den 14 dages lockdown til noget fedt og lad os lave surdej. Let's turn that 14 day lockdown into something awesome and let's make sourdough.

Sex er godt og sundt. Sundhedsstyrelsen går ind for sex. Sex is good and healthy. The Danish Health Authority is in favor of sex.

Godmorgen, godmorgen og hjertelig velkommen til morgensang. Good morning, good morning and welcome to the morning song.

I dag er det dronningens fødselsdag. Today is the Queen's birthday.

Man ser grupper i alle aldre opholde sig for tæt sammen. You see groups of all ages staying too close together.

Det kan man ikke være bekendt. Det er tankeløst og hensynsløst. This is unconscionable. It's thoughtless and reckless.

Sprognævnets ordbog er blevet opdateret med ord som: The Sprognævnets dictionary has been updated with words such as:

UEFA har på grund af coronavirusset udskudt EM-slutrunden i et år. UEFA has postponed the European Championship finals for a year due to the coronavirus.

Jeg håber, at OL finder sted i 2021. I hope the Olympics will take place in 2021.

Dansk økonomi er skrumpet meget under coronakrisen. The Danish economy has shrunk significantly during the corona crisis.

Det største fald i et kvartal nogensinde. The biggest quarterly drop ever.

Flip, flop, flupperdupper dot og flop. Flip, flop, flupperdupper dot and flop.

Flip, flop, flupperdip og dop. Flipper, dipperdap og fløp. Flip, flop, flupperdip and dope. Flipper, dipper dip and flop.

Uger med uvished er afløst af fest og farver. Weeks of uncertainty are replaced by celebration and color.

Jeg glæder mig til at komme ud at køre og drikke breezers. I can't wait to get out on the road and drink breezers.

Sådan, Søren! Fremragende kørt af Søren Kragh Andersen. Way to go, Søren! Excellent driving by Søren Kragh Andersen.

For 100 år siden blev Sønderjylland igen dansk. 100 years ago, Southern Jutland became Danish again.

Fra at blive kaldt neger til at få bananer i snor kastet efter mig: From being called a nigger to having bananas on a leash thrown at me:

"Kom så, abekat." "Come on, monkey cat."

En kæmpe eksplosion har skabt voldsomme ødelæggelser i Beirut. A huge explosion has caused widespread destruction in Beirut.

Bedstemor Nina er revolutionens fanebærer - Grandma Nina is the standard bearer of the revolution

- og et ikon på den fredelige opstand i Hviderusland. - and an icon of the peaceful uprising in Belarus.

Så kommer der en tv-kanon op, tager fat i min arm og siger: Then a TV announcer comes up, grabs my arm and says:

"Hvis du ikke sutter min pik, så ødelægger jeg din karriere." "If you don't suck my dick, I'll ruin your career."

"Så ødelægger jeg dig." "Then I'll destroy you."

Frank Jensen stopper, efter kvinder har fortalt, at han har rørt ved dem. Frank Jensen stops after women tell him that he has touched them.

Det var mig, hvis hånd hun fjernede for et årti siden fra sit lår. It was me whose hand she removed a decade ago from her thigh.

Skal man sige: Er det okay, vi kysser nu? You're supposed to say: Is it okay if we kiss now?

Vi laver en samtykkebaseret voldtægtsbestemmelse. We're creating a consent-based rape provision.

Det er voldtægt, hvis man ikke er enige om det. It's rape if you don't agree.

Den 27-årige fodboldspiller skiftede klub for et historisk beløb. The 27-year-old footballer switched clubs for a historic amount.

Det gør mig stolt, at man snakker om transfers i kvindefodbold. It makes me proud to talk about transfers in women's football.

Anholdelsen af Peter Madsen gik lynhurtigt. The arrest of Peter Madsen was swift.

Så tager man den på og sætter den bag ørene. Then you put it on and tuck it behind your ears.

Det ser elegant ud, når jeg gør det, for jeg har 20 års erfaring. It looks elegant when I do it because I have 20 years of experience.

Det har andre jo ikke. Others don't.

Det føles som at være med i en film, og det er da en skør verden. It feels like being in a movie, and it's a crazy world.

Trump-parret har påbegyndt karantænen efter en positiv test. The Trumps have begun the quarantine after a positive test.

Virus er muteret i mink, og vi risikerer - Virus has mutated in mink and we are at risk

- at effekten af en vaccine bliver svækket eller udebliver. - that the effect of a vaccine is weakened or absent.

Alle mink skal slås ned hurtigst muligt. All mink must be culled as soon as possible.

Ikke mange af os kan holde en jul, som vi plejer. Not many of us can have a Christmas like we used to.

Jeg håber, at vi får vaccinen til Danmark før jul. I hope we get the vaccine to Denmark before Christmas.

Vaccinen er på vej. The vaccine is on its way.